Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[BananaBlast]

Reddit adds the kind of moderation RE always screams should apply to the entire internet

https://www.resetera.com/threads/reddits-new-anti-violent-content-enforcement-rolls-out-accounts-suspended-for-upvoting-posts-and-comments-flagged-for-mentioning-luigi.1128657/post-136732476

They instantly get mad that stupid Reddit doesn't distinguish between good violence and bad violence

I love how Reddit is introducing one of the most backwards, fucked up, authoritarian website tactics we've ever seen in a long time, and of course, Resetera is only concerned about  how they can't simp for their edgy CEO assassinator daddy.

[Jansen]

Okay so I ate a piece of chicken and part of a potato why do I smell donuts when there are none

Is it a tumor

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-why-i-bother-anymore.442591/

Can we revisit this thread mr smasher? Stop bothering people already

[StandingOvation]

More from the Pokemon graphics thread:

Are we sure this guy isn't DSP?




The inmates are getting sick of Serebii's shit




Serebii dodges most of the question

It is interesting how the most insufferable posters all have their obsessions:

Joe Merrick - Pokémon
Jeff Marvel - Marvel
Edmond - Egypt
Echos - Making everything wlw

[books]

Why doesn't Wylder just show her man snatch on only fans for money? I assume pornography is one of the main tenets of noncapitalist money making (money making disco breaking).

[Potato]

Speaking of estrogen, I think it's really funny there's like zero trans men on ResetERA.com.

I wonder why this is? It’s genuinely interesting that you barely see any loud, preachy, terminally online trans men anywhere else let alone Era

https://prevention.ucsf.edu/transhealth/education/data-recs-summary#:~:text=Worldwide%20estimates%20for%20transwomen%20are,1%20in%20every%20100%2C000%20people.

Worldwide estimates for transwomen (MTF) are 1 in every 30,000 people. Transmen (FTM) are estimated at 1 in every 100,000 people. (1, 2) However, these numbers are likely an underestimate because they only account for trans people diagnosed with Gender Identity Disorder and/or people receiving services at gender clinics, which we know are not inclusive of all trans people.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/science-has-spoken-geralt-of-rivia-is-the-hottest-video-game-character.1128315/

And not a single person has posted an image of a female character, and no one probably will. Fucking pussies. 

A brave soul posted the monster hunter blacksmith chick. Of course someone had to instantly virtue signal

fully exposed midriff while working with molten metals is a very bad choice and that disqualifies her

https://www.resetera.com/threads/science-has-spoken-geralt-of-rivia-is-the-hottest-video-game-character.1128315/post-136730109

fully exposed midriff while working with molten metals is a very bad choice and that disqualifies her

 

this makes her LITERALLY hotter

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-the-moral-lesson-main-theme-of-elden-rings-story-world-do-you-think-it-has-one-at-all.1125657/#post-136614309

Lol even after getting another account, deleting it, getting this one then renaming it, they've moved on to another account.

I wonder if they're that annoying Bridget avatar user (not malds) that popped up last year and hit the ground running

[Jansen]

Why doesn't Wylder just show her man snatch on only fans for money? I assume pornography is one of the main tenets of noncapitalist money making (money making disco breaking).

Isn't this how Morrigan makes extra money? Then some cunt comes on here and tells us all how great the pussy looks while providing no pics

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/science-has-spoken-geralt-of-rivia-is-the-hottest-video-game-character.1128315/

And not a single person has posted an image of a female character, and no one probably will. Fucking pussies. 

A brave soul posted the monster hunter blacksmith chick. Of course someone had to instantly virtue signal

fully exposed midriff while working with molten metals is a very bad choice and that disqualifies her

https://www.resetera.com/threads/science-has-spoken-geralt-of-rivia-is-the-hottest-video-game-character.1128315/post-136730109

I'm really sorry but the boob jiggle is just not out of control the way I like it. Why do you keep failing Capcom

[Mask]

There's no way planet has done a quarter of the shit he says he has. I lived life burning the candle at both ends and have a broken body to prove it. I've lived in four different states. Lived in big cities like Tampa, Chicago and Los Angeles, I've lived in the desert. I've lived near the ocean. I've worked  in an arcade, the back of a butcher shop squeegeeing blood and scooping out guts out of grinders, a pawn shop to working in a prison, to working personal protection and PI work. 
 
I don't have shit to do now (disability ,baby!) except post here and all I can muster is the amount of posts you see here. It says I have 2,219 posts on the Bire which average 3.42 posts per day. 

Y'all should all be thankful I'm not planet smasher. My below 4 posts a day vs. his ??.  BTW, does anyone remember? I thought it was like 50 or something. Lol

I don't know what planets deal is but if I was his age and not riddled with arthritis my average post count here would be zero.

See, you should write a book. Title it "Smashing Planets: A Galactic-Sized American Story."

[Potato]

"We will not be erased"

Maybe not but you know how cities purposely hide the dirty poors behind shopping centres cuZ it's gonna be like that

Kind of slaps to be honest

Melody on the left? Maybe if he just practiced instead of shooting loads on the guitar, he could be on bandcamp too.

[Uncle]

There's no way planet has done a quarter of the shit he says he has. I lived life burning the candle at both ends and have a broken body to prove it. I've lived in four different states. Lived in big cities like Tampa, Chicago and Los Angeles, I've lived in the desert. I've lived near the ocean. I've worked  in an arcade, the back of a butcher shop squeegeeing blood and scooping out guts out of grinders, a pawn shop to working in a prison, to working personal protection and PI work. 
 
I don't have shit to do now (disability ,baby!) except post here and all I can muster is the amount of posts you see here. It says I have 2,219 posts on the Bire which average 3.42 posts per day. 

Y'all should all be thankful I'm not planet smasher. My below 4 posts a day vs. his ??.  BTW, does anyone remember? I thought it was like 50 or something. Lol

I don't know what planets deal is but if I was his age and not riddled with arthritis my average post count here would be zero.

 

cheers, could do worse than gawk at this particular trainwreck

[killamajig]

Okay so I ate a piece of chicken and part of a potato why do I smell donuts when there are none

Is it a tumor

Can't help you there but if you have heart issues I can help with the signs of that.  

Since I'm giving my PlanetSmasher-esque bio I was asked if I wanted my last rites while they were waiting before my surgery (it was going to be sketchy and they wanted me to get my "affairs in order" too ). I foolishly said no because I'm an atheist. I should have said yes because it makes the story cooler if I said yes. "I was once read my last rites." Now I have to tell this lamer version where they asked and I say no. 

Spoiler, I didn't die

[Uncle]

wow and you used that repaired heart to come here

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-the-moral-lesson-main-theme-of-elden-rings-story-world-do-you-think-it-has-one-at-all.1125657/#post-136614309

Lol even after getting another account, deleting it, getting this one then renaming it, they've moved on to another account.

I wonder if they're that annoying Bridget avatar user (not malds) that popped up last year and hit the ground running

Whoever runs this account only ever posts to bait bans, I've noticed they tend to disappear when there isn't a divisive product (Veilguard being the most recent) that's also front and center in the culture wars. But given that Veilguard and the new cap movie are confirmed bombs they don't have other users to do their arguing for them while they drop something incendiary to try and bait an ad hom that they can then report.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

cum

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-the-moral-lesson-main-theme-of-elden-rings-story-world-do-you-think-it-has-one-at-all.1125657/#post-136614309

Lol even after getting another account, deleting it, getting this one then renaming it, they've moved on to another account.

I wonder if they're that annoying Bridget avatar user (not malds) that popped up last year and hit the ground running

Whoever runs this account only ever posts to bait bans, I've noticed they tend to disappear when there isn't a divisive product (Veilguard being the most recent) that's also front and center in the culture wars. But given that Veilguard and the new cap movie are confirmed bombs they don't have other users to do their arguing for them while they drop something incendiary to try and bait an ad hom that they can then report.

Yeah it's super suspect that we're nonstop posting through the end of the year, all focused on stuff like Veilguard or game awards and how some games shouldn't receive any (WuKong).

[Jansen]

Okay so I ate a piece of chicken and part of a potato why do I smell donuts when there are none

Is it a tumor

Can't help you there but if you have heart issues I can help with the signs of that.  

Since I'm giving my PlanetSmasher-esque bio I was asked if I wanted my last rites while they were waiting before my surgery (it was going to be sketchy and they wanted me to get my "affairs in order" too ). I foolishly said no because I'm an atheist. I should have said yes because it makes the story cooler if I said yes. "I was once read my last rites." Now I have to tell this lamer version where they asked and I say no. 

Spoiler, I didn't die

The official story is that I have a cold or sinus infection but just know it's actually a tiny bean with my absorbed brother inside in my head and sometimes he can take control of me

[killamajig]

Okay so I ate a piece of chicken and part of a potato why do I smell donuts when there are none

Is it a tumor

Can't help you there but if you have heart issues I can help with the signs of that.  

Since I'm giving my PlanetSmasher-esque bio I was asked if I wanted my last rites while they were waiting before my surgery (it was going to be sketchy and they wanted me to get my "affairs in order" too ). I foolishly said no because I'm an atheist. I should have said yes because it makes the story cooler if I said yes. "I was once read my last rites." Now I have to tell this lamer version where they asked and I say no. 

Spoiler, I didn't die

The official story is that I have a cold or sinus infection but just know it's actually a tiny bean with my absorbed brother inside in my head and sometimes he can take control of me

Or maybe...

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/could-you-be-a-human-chimera-when-one-person-has-two-sets-of-dna

One recipe for chimerism begins during pregnancy with twins (or triplets, octuplets, etc.). In cases of vanishing twin syndrome, where one of the embryos dies in utero, the other may absorb its cells and become a being divided — it will still have its original genes, but they’ll be mixed with those of its less fortunate womb-mate. (Of course, this only works with fraternal twins, since identical twins already share the exact same DNA.)

That’s what happened to Lydia Fairchild, a woman who almost lost custody of her children in 2002 after DNA testing showed she wasn’t a genetic match with them. Luckily a second test, this time on cells from a different part of her body, set the record straight: Fairchild was a hybrid, partly herself and partly a twin sister she’d carried with her all her life. So, she was indeed her children’s mother — but also, genetically speaking, she was their aunt.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-fellow-americans-what-are-you-doing-to-push-back-against-the-trump-admin.1127496/

Another sub-100-posts-before-the-lock thread incoming.

Americans, we gotta do something more than sit on a forum and be sad when other people are mean to us. So are you doing your part?

[Uncle]

Can't help you there but if you have heart issues I can help with the signs of that.  

Since I'm giving my PlanetSmasher-esque bio I was asked if I wanted my last rites while they were waiting before my surgery (it was going to be sketchy and they wanted me to get my "affairs in order" too ). I foolishly said no because I'm an atheist. I should have said yes because it makes the story cooler if I said yes. "I was once read my last rites." Now I have to tell this lamer version where they asked and I say no. 

Spoiler, I didn't die

The official story is that I have a cold or sinus infection but just know it's actually a tiny bean with my absorbed brother inside in my head and sometimes he can take control of me

Or maybe...

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/could-you-be-a-human-chimera-when-one-person-has-two-sets-of-dna

One recipe for chimerism begins during pregnancy with twins (or triplets, octuplets, etc.). In cases of vanishing twin syndrome, where one of the embryos dies in utero, the other may absorb its cells and become a being divided — it will still have its original genes, but they’ll be mixed with those of its less fortunate womb-mate. (Of course, this only works with fraternal twins, since identical twins already share the exact same DNA.)

That’s what happened to Lydia Fairchild, a woman who almost lost custody of her children in 2002 after DNA testing showed she wasn’t a genetic match with them. Luckily a second test, this time on cells from a different part of her body, set the record straight: Fairchild was a hybrid, partly herself and partly a twin sister she’d carried with her all her life. So, she was indeed her children’s mother — but also, genetically speaking, she was their aunt.

omg this proves there are more than 2 genders

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Oh noes the poor moral dilemma that one must go thru whilst begging for free stuff on the Internet

Maybe don't refer to your wishlist of wants as a wishlist of needs?

No, your dog doesn't need a $70 bowl for their food.

No, you don't need a fucking $350 duffle bag, you absolute fucking moron.

Maybe you need to sign up to a class on how to budget.

"I struggle with guilt" 
doubt.jpg

"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

"I got the money to keep me from dying! Unfortunately I was unable to spend the money to stop the thing that is killing me."

"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

[Kyon1988]

Oh noes the poor moral dilemma that one must go thru whilst begging for free stuff on the Internet

Maybe don't refer to your wishlist of wants as a wishlist of needs?

No, your dog doesn't need a $70 bowl for their food.

No, you don't need a fucking $350 duffle bag, you absolute fucking moron.

Maybe you need to sign up to a class on how to budget.

"I struggle with guilt" 
doubt.jpg

"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

"I got the money to keep me from dying! Unfortunately I was unable to spend the money to stop the thing that is killing me."

"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

 
This is mean. Everyone deserves a Big Fig Mattress. It's only $1,974.81.

[killamajig]

Yeah that shit pisses me off. Speaking of my disability, while I was waiting for it, I had to penny pinch like a mother fucker. Goodbye Kleenex, hello toilet paper to sneeze in. Goodbye restaurants, hello Banquet frozen dinners. 

By the way, old fashioned bar soap last way longer than liquid body wash. I had forgotten how a long bar soap lasts 

[ClothedMac]

I support the Palestinians, but not enough to avoid voting and let Trump win.  Therefore according to Nepenthe I want genocide.

[Shecky Fragbaum]

I look forward to era processing the Snape casting. Should be a fun page and half

[normalindividual]

When I was 13 a teacher diagnosed me as being a right cunt. 

From that day on I was basically told due to that diagnosis I was destined to only be able to work in sales.

Where is my mutual aid?  Where is my disability payment?  Where is my community organiser to deliver my meals and house me in a community pod?

[Uncle]

so um

you still have the right to vote, the right to a fair trial, the right to government services, the right to public education, and the right to use public facilities

to say "they took away our civil rights" is blatantly disingenuous, implying that you lost those basic rights above, rather than that you are now just slightly less enshrined than before

do they realize that only absolute idiot employers, landlords and businesses would've outright stated they were discriminating against you because you were trans, but instead found other bullshit reasons to avoid you if they really wanted to? this changes essentially nothing

do they realize that this also means that employers, landlords and businesses can now also discriminate against cis people, and say we only hire trans people here?

I wonder if the state realized on some level the absolute liability of hiring a trans person and the strife and toxicity it will bring to the office environment as everyone is suddenly walking on eggshells not to offend them, and how businesses need to be able to have the right to refuse stepping into that minefield

[ClothedMac]

We're not talking about arguing over different flavors of ice cream, or even ten-year old tweets of one's favorite politicians parading around in Blackface. As I said elsewhere, we need to be specific in our critiques of where we differ politically for these complaints about "purity testing" to warrant merit. And in this instance, we're specifically talking about whether or not it's okay to ethnically cleanse people. That literally should be an easy layup. "No, it's not okay" is the only answer that should fall out of anyone's mouth.

But many American liberals couldn't be bothered to join the fight in pressuring Biden and Kamala and standing up for an obvious instance of oppression when the moment presented itself because of their cowardly, sniveling insistence on "unity" and "decorum." But now they want to complain about fascism now? Like, the fascism was here already and they were the ones goose-stepping because it was a group of people they thought were easily disposable for the sake of political ambition. The moment arrived months ago and wasn't met. Everyone should have been lighting Biden and Kamala up, because Democrats don't stand for genocide right.... Right?

That whole row let me know right then and there some folks around here just don't actually have any hard morals beyond voting D down the ticket, no matter how ghoulish some of these people they let into the Party are.

And yet people wonder why there's dissatisfaction. They wonder why pockets of the left don't want to work with them. It's because they stand for nothing. And if they stand for nothing, that means it is a statistical inevitability that they will throw me under the bus in some way down the line. Hell, it's happened on here!

Ultimately, if genocide is okay, so is racism. So is transphobia. So is misogyny. So is all of it.

I do not trust liberals and Democrats anymore because they all proven time and time again that they are not trustworthy. They are not genuine. They don't care about me, like, just on the basis of being a decent human being. If it's between my rights and electoralism, I am screwed.

Speaking of dodging the hard conversations: convince people who don't agree that it's a genocide.

Because it's important to remember that you aren't making a simple claim that genocide is wrong and they're disagreeing with you, you're attempting to force a premise on them so you can claim they disagree with that simple claim. 

She's a relentless zealot who is not just incredibly ignorant but obviously at this point clearly incredibly stupid.  She doesn't know history, she doesn't understand how the political system even works, she can't comprehend anything about economics, she can't even know what candidates are on the ballot as she's lecturing everyone about them and demanding they vote for socialist parties, etc. She is bitter and angry at the world because she believes it owes her everything when she gives it nothing. She may be the misguided kind of socialist who doesn't understand what they're arguing for, but she's also the vengeful angry socialist that wants to settle imaginary scores like Stalin and Pol Pot did. 
She writes about her hatred of everyone almost as much as MovieBob does and the only reason she doesn't do it as much is as we saw with B-Dubs when he responded appropriately to her saying he should just die rather than compromise on something she was angry about
she's an admin but because nobody calls her out and takes her to task for what she is and what she does. She's not the only problem there but she's one of them and it's ironic because they so regularly preach about how allowing just one bad apple spoils the whole bunch by making them all Nazis.

Say some pie in the sky shit, it doesn't come true, use 20/20 to blame the non believers. This is remarkably what USA leaders do and which nepenthe excels at.  Your ideals failed on their merit so now blame your own people and continue with no self reflection. 

It's like those old generals from the post-Vietnam era saying, "if only we had x more missiles.  If only we had the nuke."  Your idea failed.  When in history has, "If only we did the same shit that failed repeatedly over and over, again and again we would have won," been true.

I also like this quote,

or even ten-year old tweets of one's favorite politicians parading around in Blackface

If ever Nepenthe stopped doing that kind of shit maybe she would have a point.  But she's still the dipshit, "but didn't Tina Fey do black face?" person she was since she started started writing, "politics," as a interest in her bio.  

But still, I love her to death and hope she takes over the forum for the greatest series finale since, like, Macbeth.  Some story were the person achieves power and is killed by the populous.  Julias Caesar? I'm sure there is a HBO show I haven't watched about this.