Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[benji]

Nintendo showed the Switch 2 version of Hogwarts Legacy 

No word yet on whether Daisy is a lesbian.

And now Cyberpunk...

So tired

If anybody needs me I'll be taking down some posters...

[Polident]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-2-price-is-469-99-509-99%E2%82%AC-physical-games-89-99%E2%82%AC-digital-79-99%E2%82%AC.1152270/

Nintendo, bruh 

It's great. They made a game to introduce you to Switch 2 gimmicks, like the PS5 Astro Bot pack in, but are charging for it. Switch 1 games getting HD patches? You're charged for those. Mario Kart World? $80. Hell, there's going to be a fee to use the zoom chat feature.

[Snoopy]

They took whatever money they can get for the last grift and then they just roll right into the next

It’s quite impressive how these people are able to constantly invent emergencies

[benji]

They took whatever money they can get for the last grift and then they just roll right into the next

"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set on a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

[nowconcerning]

zeovgm sperging for nintendo is a sight to behold



we sure this ain't a bot or a troll? 

it's too stupid to be credible

[Snoopy]

I’m excited to see if Shreds can raise enough sad bucks for the new Switch

[DavidCroquet]

The physical cases are pretty cool at least.

[HaughtyFrank]

I swear their reaction threads rule make no sense at all

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-we-looking-at-potential-playstation-vita-level-issues-with-this-new-micro-sd-express-format.1152609/

As the topic at hands is a direct response to Switch's SD Card Format Change and how thst would impact the system going forward. The thread will be allowed at a later date when the dust settles.

Literally every thread on that front page is a direct "response" to the Nintendo direct you fuckwads

[DocWager]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-2-price-is-469-99-509-99%E2%82%AC-physical-games-89-99%E2%82%AC-digital-79-99%E2%82%AC.1152270/

Nintendo, bruh 

It's great. They made a game to introduce you to Switch 2 gimmicks, like the PS5 Astro Bot pack in, but are charging for it. Switch 1 games getting HD patches? You're charged for those. Mario Kart World? $80. Hell, there's going to be a fee to use the zoom chat feature.

Nintendo fucked up. I wouldn’t touch this shit with a ten foot pole.

[killamajig]

Suddenly, DoorDash orders for chicken tendies have skyrocketed today.

[benji]

Literally every thread on that front page is a direct "response" to the Nintendo direct you fuckwads

They mean non-productive responses. You guys need to understand that they are moderators on an internet forum. And that requires a special set of skills.

[killamajig]

Now this is a skill set

[JoeBoy101]

Any reaction to the pricing from the Famiboards? Loving the tears.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-2-price-is-469-99-509-99%E2%82%AC-physical-games-89-99%E2%82%AC-digital-79-99%E2%82%AC.1152270/

Nintendo, bruh 

It's great. They made a game to introduce you to Switch 2 gimmicks, like the PS5 Astro Bot pack in, but are charging for it. Switch 1 games getting HD patches? You're charged for those. Mario Kart World? $80. Hell, there's going to be a fee to use the zoom chat feature.

People were celebrating that the era of exclusives were likely dead… and Nintendo banks rolls a Bloodborne spiritual sequel.  

It looks awesome… but Nintendies were the ones pushing for no more video game exclusives.

Edit: is a multiplayer game.

[benji]

Any reaction to the pricing from the Famiboards? Loving the tears.

How soon you forget:

[Jansen]

Nintendo a generation behind as always 

Fucking nintendies eat this shit up

I mean, if you're classing PS5 as a generation ahead, I'd like to know what games currently define it. As far as I can tell, almost every single worthy game on PS5 has also launched on PS4...a generation behind.

This is factually incorrect.

Anyways have fun getting fucked nintendrones

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-2-price-is-449-99-499-99-469-99-509-99%E2%82%AC-games-can-cost-69-99-79-99%E2%82%AC-to-79-99-89-99%E2%82%AC-prices-vary-regardless-of-format.1152270/page-30#post-137886867

Factually untrue. Wages have continued to rise at a good clip. 





[url unfurl=true]https://www.epi.org/nominal-wage-tracker/[/url]



That said, we are arguing about luxury items and everyone will have their own personal view on the relative value of the offerings.

This just proves my theory that the majority of die hard Nintendo fans are conservatives

[benji]

First thing I saw clicking on that thread:

We are victims of the Switch's success. Nintendo pricing is a reflection of that. What are you doing to do? Not buy Mario Kart?

[Boredfrom]

$80 for a Nintendo game???  

[HaughtyFrank]

90€ for the physical version is so crazy 

[benji]

$80 for a Nintendo game???  

90€ for the physical version is so crazy 

That's not even the worst part: zero confirmed canonical wlw. It's like they aren't even listening to the fans.

[Boredfrom]

Found Musk’s Era account:

This was probably always the plan. Inserted his tendrils. Took all the data he wanted. Probably has permanent hooks into all the sensitive economic/citizen data infrastructure he wants. Ended all the inquiries into his businesses. He now has permanent influence. This is just another calculated move.

Now he gets to 'leave' to try and quell all the controversy and take the heat of the admin and himself, while losing none of the access. Opposition must not let this happen.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/politico-trump-tells-inner-circle-that-musk-will-leave-soon.1152720/page-2#post-137895471

[benji]

Found Musk’s Era account:

This was probably always the plan. Inserted his tendrils. Took all the data he wanted. Probably has permanent hooks into all the sensitive economic/citizen data infrastructure he wants. Ended all the inquiries into his businesses. He now has permanent influence. This is just another calculated move.

Now he gets to 'leave' to try and quell all the controversy and take the heat of the admin and himself, while losing none of the access. Opposition must not let this happen.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/politico-trump-tells-inner-circle-that-musk-will-leave-soon.1152720/page-2#post-137895471

This kind of leaves out what the purpose of "the plan" is even supposed to be.

[Besticus Maximus]

the comedown from realising duskbloods was multiploo 

[Boredfrom]

When I watched the trailer, I wanted to believe it was going to be like Sekiro with a pre determined character but you will be able to choose between multiple protagonists.

[Boredfrom]

It’s going to be awesome paying 2000-2500 pesos for a Nintendo game.

[Eric Cartman]

Found Musk’s Era account:

This was probably always the plan. Inserted his tendrils. Took all the data he wanted. Probably has permanent hooks into all the sensitive economic/citizen data infrastructure he wants. Ended all the inquiries into his businesses. He now has permanent influence. This is just another calculated move.

Now he gets to 'leave' to try and quell all the controversy and take the heat of the admin and himself, while losing none of the access. Opposition must not let this happen.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/politico-trump-tells-inner-circle-that-musk-will-leave-soon.1152720/page-2#post-137895471

This kind of leaves out what the purpose of "the plan" is even supposed to be.

[Eric Cartman]

Who cares about some rando on Twitter. This doesn't need oxygen, doubly so because it's on Twitter

looking forward to this definitely consistently enforced rule being officially added to the TOS

[Polident]

Buy Kirby’s Air Ride 2 for $90. Play for 60 hours until it gets fun. Nintendo 

[Potato]

Nintendo a generation behind as always 

Fucking nintendies eat this shit up

I mean, if you're classing PS5 as a generation ahead, I'd like to know what games currently define it. As far as I can tell, almost every single worthy game on PS5 has also launched on PS4...a generation behind.

This is factually incorrect.

Anyways have fun getting fucked nintendrones

Ok Jeff