International Politics

[Potato]

Arresting a man for saying he wouldn't vote for Putin? Uh, no? He slipped on the floor and two comrades were attemping to help him up! Thank God they were there to escort him to hospital for a check up.

The second floor of the hospital for you comrade. The room with a nice window.

[Nintex]

What air defense bro

[Nintex]

say what you will about Vladimir Vladimirovich, he ran one hell of a campaign 

[Polident]

Congrats to all our Russian members. Let’s celebrate by clicking that ransomware roblox link.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

What a landslide victory.

[Nintex]

3 day special voting operation

[Nintex]

 the condition was met

[Potato]

Like I've said before, Russia with Putin at the helm is scary, but Russia without putting is nightmare fuel.

[Nintex]

Putin will likely use his overwhelming landslide to implement new 'security measures' and continue the war (which he said would be the main focus after his election victory). 
With Macron finally fed up with Putin it'll be nearly impossible for Russia to repair their relationship with the EU for the forseeable future.  

Considering armed rebellions and attempts at foreign intervention Russia will isolate itself much like Iran or North Korea within a few years.
The border between Russia and the EU (no matter how far Putin can push it west) will probably become the most heavily defended and fortified border in the world.

German intelligence estimates that Russia plans to mobilize towards the Baltics in 2026 and Sweden, Poland and Finland are already working on fortifications.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

He should really do something about election interference. That one lady trying to throw the molotov cocktail was a little scary.

[Nintex]

Would be an interesting move. If France could protect the border with Belarus and fortify the Dnieper it would free up Ukrainian reserves for other fronts.

[Nintex]

What government doing? 

[Nintex]

not a smartphone in sight

I guess the next generation of Russian soldiers will be even more retarded.
Their generals will wonder why they insist on tanning their balls and ask annoying questions all the time.

Maybe Tucker Carlson wasn't as inspiring as Stalin after all

[Nintex]

Nvidia AI when the communists finally invade

[Nintex]

We're the number 1 laziest country in the world

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

Idiots, this is how you win

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

You see, Ukraine.. We support you.

As long as you bleed your own men and Putins in a long term war.

They're just bodies, Zelenskyy.. Think of the profits.  

[Nintex]

Holy fuck

[Nintex]

The list of who could've done this that is going around on social media:
- FSB False Flag
- Ukrainian Secret Services
- Disgruntled veterans
- Wagner group
- Prigozhin (he's still alive)
- Navalny Supporters
- Russian Seperatists
- Russian mob
- Dagestan independence movement
- Chechen Rebels
- ISIS / Islamic terrorists
- CIA
- Mossad
- Makarov

But we all know the real answer



Never insult the wife of a frenchmen

[Rendle]

Hamas could take some pointers from these guys and, y'know, not rape women

[HardcoreRetro]

Looks like another special military operation to me.

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

A Renault?

[Nintex]

ISIS   FSB 

[Potato]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

[Nintex]

Russian newspaper Kommersant, citing sources, claims that the attackers may have been wearing fake beards and mustaches

Paid $5000 for this attack over Telegram and then tried to flee to Ukraine?

[Nintex]

So we're supposed to believe that a bunch of unemployed Tajiki migrants figured the best job opportunity was to carry out a terrorist attack on behalf of Ukraine(?) in Moscow and after they completed their task with military precision and miraculously managed to escape being caught by Russian special forces and police they fled to an active warzone without switching cars.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Of course. Why would Putin lie?