United States Politics: It isn't even X or Y or Z, it's KKK.

[Puffy Fucking Baby]

Trump also has the advantage of getting tons of free coverage every time he leaves his house

[Nintex]

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/15/desantis-campaign-sheds-staff-amid-cash-crunch-00106485

Say what you will about Trump, he's a master and spending other people's money and preserving his own. His strategy of focusing on podcasts/alternative media instead of traveling across the early primary states early is paying off. Meanwhile DeSantis is almost looking like he's being sabotaged. Former Cruz staff people are running his campaign and this is going far worse than Cruz's run...

9mil cash on hand. Blowing through 1mil a month, allegedly. Good luck.

I wonder how it translates to votes though. Will the listeners of the Fullsend Podcast and UFC audience vote in the Republican primaries?
In that sense I think DeSantis vote share will be higher than what the current polls tell us at the expense of 3rd and 4th place candidates.

As for the general election, with Logan, Rogan, Tate etc. the bro culture is so popular right now that it might just narrowly swing the election in Trumps favor but again these aren't reliable voters by any means. They're taking a huge gamble not doubling down on the boomer vote.

[benji]

In that sense I think DeSantis vote share will be higher than what the current polls tell us at the expense of 3rd and 4th place candidates.

After Pence, candidates are polling at rounding errors, there's not much "expense" to gain.

[Nintex]

Talk about the Aliens Jack

Literally all this administration has left.

[benji]

KWEEN

She got community noted:

[benji]

Meanwhile, also in Florida:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Nintex]

[benji]

Community note on this keeps appearing and disappearing.

Meanwhile, another Squad member points to a more severe crisis:

[Uncle]

Community note on this keeps appearing and disappearing.  

what did it say

[benji]

what did it say

How temperature records don't go back that far.

Meanwhile, in the Senate:

Statement of Purpose: To express the sense of Congress that Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty does not supersede the constitutional requirement that Congress declare war before the United States engages in war.

Vote Counts:
YEAs 16
NAYs 83

    

[benji]

CNN's Jon King said: "Jack Smith going to Subway today is a message to Donald Trump. Donald Trump tries to intimidate and bully people, he tries to scare people away. That was Jack Smith, with no words and a simple $5 sub in his hand saying, I'm here, I'm not going anywhere."

CNN's Dana Bash agreed: "Yeah the imagery was intentional and spoke volumes."

     

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

Meanwhile Trump is literally Batman now

[Nintex]

Important new Fill-em

He can't keep getting away with this

[benji]

[benji]

[benji]

[Nintex]

Quite a big lead for Trump

[Nintex]

I see Ron supports Ukraine

[Uncle]

yo can I get a link to that remix of running up that hill

[benji]

In 1859, Louisiana passed a law that allowed free people of color to become slaves if they wished. I wonder if anyone actually ever willingly did this.

[PhoenixDark]

In 1859, Louisiana passed a law that allowed free people of color to become slaves if they wished. I wonder if anyone actually ever willingly did this.

Benji joining the woke brigade. 

[Nintex]

yo can I get a link to that remix of running up that hill

It took some time to find, but I believe its this version from Meg Myers:




Hopefully Ron DeSoy keeps using feminist anthems in his ads just like Trump has claimed the GTA parody gay bar playlist  


 I told you to start "Man I feel like a Woman" when I get on stage



Please debate this clown donald. 

[benji]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Nintex]

Ron DeBoomer

Paddle boarding accident

[Nintex]

[benji]

Somebody had a bit too much Adderall:

[Nintex]

This is just in Biden cured cancer

hey, wait up where are you going fact checkers, these are actually words he uttered.

[Potato]

Somebody had a bit too much Adderall:

I guess we know who the cocaine belonged to...

[Potato]

They should hire me.

First step: DeSantis mocks Trump at every turn. Call him fat, a buffoon, say he had to buy his wife from Eastern Europe because no American woman would have him, mock his bankruptcies, say he couldn't manage a household budget letalone a national one. Give it all. Strongly imply that Melania wants the "D" in DeSantis. Mock Trump as a bad loser. Say he lost the 2020 election because he was incompetent and people hated him. Say even the Republicans hate him.
Second step: Don't say a fucking word about yourself. The more DeSantis talks about himself, the more ammo Trump has to mock him.
Third step: ...
Fourth step: You're president my man.



But seriously, Trump does these guys in because they try traditional campaign techniques of talking about their positives. Trump just mocks them and wins the meme points by making them look ridiculous. He turns his biggest weaknesses into strengths. If DeSantis wants to win, he has to make Trump look stupid and ridiculous.