Random Talk

[Potato]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

Don't get too comfortable Bucko. This is a known hate site.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

I don't just love you, I'm in love with you.

[Uncle]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

what did you use instead

[Cauliflower Of Love]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

You're welcome nep.

[BIONIC]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

Post. Hog.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

It's been over a year since I joined but wanted to say all of you are alright. Was never much of a forum user until the Bire so thanks for being chill and welcoming.

Post. Hog.

[BIONIC]

[killamajig]

Got some guys working in the attic of our building. I hear a loud thud and felt the vibration of something heavy dropping. Then I hear "Oh shit, that fell right through. Damn. Give me your flashlight and hammer." 

[Uncle]

if you're out of milk for your tea, would it be a good idea to put ice cream in it

like basically a root beer float only it's a tea float

bonus if it's like streaked through with chocolate or something as long as it doesn't clash with the tea flavor

[Potato]

Fuck no. Too sweet.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

what the fuck uncle?

[BIONIC]

if you're out of milk for your tea, would it be a good idea to put ice cream in it

like basically a root beer float only it's a tea float

bonus if it's like streaked through with chocolate or something as long as it doesn't clash with the tea flavor

A cry for help?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm reporting this asshole.

[Uncle]

Fuck no. Too sweet.

so you don't have root beer floats either, or

[Polident]

A lot of cafes here have tubes of condensed milk for drinks. Ice cream is probably healthier.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So I'm a short king, and this memory randomly pops into my mind.

I was at a diner, just eating solo, and this arabian queen pulled up, also solo.  She sat a few seats away from me. Counter type diner. 

She eventually made her way over and we just shot the shit for like an hour, I showed her my dog on my phone and she told me about the murals she painted nearby.  

Like total vibing, no cap.

She was like "I'm actually working on a new one around the corner" and we paid for our food. I hopped off the stool and she was like 6" taller than me, and I could feel her disappointment at me being shorter.

The walk to the murals was awkward.

[Uncle]

[DavidCroquet]

I am short-ish, but somehow have never had that interaction.

BUT! 

I have had a girl walk out of a date when she learned I made minimum wage. Literally "oh, I forgot I promised my friends I would XYZ" and walked out. 

This isn't an incel-rage story: somehow being broke endeared me greatly to other women during the same period of my life. 

Women are truly an enigma!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Oh, like 6 months later I was at the same diner with my sister and she spotted me and she was like "Hey , Francisco! right?", not even close to my name. I was like "nope! bye" and ignored her. 


that felt good.

[BIONIC]

Oh, like 6 months later I was at the same diner with my sister and she spotted me and she was like "Hey , Francisco! right?", not even close to my name. I was like "nope! bye" and ignored her. 


that felt good.

So you started dating your sister afterward? Crazy stuff.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Oh, like 6 months later I was at the same diner with my sister and she spotted me and she was like "Hey , Francisco! right?", not even close to my name. I was like "nope! bye" and ignored her. 


that felt good.

So you started dating your sister afterward? Crazy stuff.

[Potato]

Fuck no. Too sweet.

so you don't have root beer floats either, or

We do Coke spiders. A root is something entirely different in Australia. 

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Tea can have 2 sugars at most (preferably none).

[Potato]

I am short-ish, but somehow have never had that interaction.

BUT! 

I have had a girl walk out of a date when she learned I made minimum wage. Literally "oh, I forgot I promised my friends I would XYZ" and walked out. 

This isn't an incel-rage story: somehow being broke endeared me greatly to other women during the same period of my life. 

Women are truly an enigma!

I'm curious how income came up as a topic on a first date? 

Seems like you dodged a gold digger shaped bullet on that one.

[Eric Cartman]

if you're out of milk for your tea, would it be a good idea to put ice cream in it

like basically a root beer float only it's a tea float

bonus if it's like streaked through with chocolate or something as long as it doesn't clash with the tea flavor

[Uncle]

sorry I know it's already an obvious thing for all you rich folk, you've been putting ice cream in your tea for centuries, I just meant for like us normal people

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I accidentally left one of my back windows  on my car open. And not a single soul has the dignity to let me know.

This is my time now. Fuck everyone.

[Uncle]

sorry about that, I'll let you know right now, if that would help

[DavidCroquet]

I am short-ish, but somehow have never had that interaction.

BUT! 

I have had a girl walk out of a date when she learned I made minimum wage. Literally "oh, I forgot I promised my friends I would XYZ" and walked out. 

This isn't an incel-rage story: somehow being broke endeared me greatly to other women during the same period of my life. 

Women are truly an enigma!

I'm curious how income came up as a topic on a first date? 

Seems like you dodged a gold digger shaped bullet on that one.

I have always found the messy conditions of my life to be ripe for chattin' people up. I enjoy seeing people light up when they realize they are talking to someone who is openly comfortable with being sloppy and weird (but who still takes regular showers and isn't a tweaker).

We were talking about jobs and I was like "yeah I do this and make zero money but I like it" and she left so fast there was still a girl-shaped cloud sitting on her barstool for a few seconds afterwards.

[Uncle]

I would make out with that cloud in a heartbeat

[God Emperor Etiolate]

Why is facebook so much spam

I check in, see one friend's post, then a line of recommendations and ads. Most of the recommendations are NSFW and I can't find the option to turn them off.

Yesterday it showed me a post by some random Christine I don't know which had a picture of Taylor Swift and the caption: "Taylor Swift makes music for girls who give toothy head."