Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Boredfrom]

I dislike Imran Khan but I can’t laugh at him about this. Sorry. Hope he gets better.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lego-horizon-peaked-at-593-ccu-on-steam.1036116/

Hermen Hulst really is a genius.

It really doesn't help the game is apparently more simplistic than even other Lego games

[Jansen]

ResetEra is bad for your health

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-gamesbeat-others-has-had-a-stroke-brought-on-by-sleep-apnea-has-started-rehab.1036167/

Get well soon bro

I'm not going to laugh at him but he's a dumbass for just ignoring it

I got tested in August and I'm borderline so my insurance won't pay for a CPAP machine yet.

[Eric Cartman]

Look, there is a really fucking good reason why twitter remains unbanned morans

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[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-pledges-to-end-any-offensive-weapon-holds-on-israel-on-day-1-in-office.1036179/

Hamas Era goes full Trumptard.

[Jansen]

“We need to promote leftist online voices and personalities in social media. We are losing the younger generation and we need to focus on having more of a presence in these spheres of influence. Let’s get this in motion, what are some initial actions we can take, some first steps?”

“Well, we could all leave Twitter… and then we could strictly prohibit anyone who disagrees with us from entering our new, isolated spaces.”

“Genius!”

The people of gender on bsky are freaking out in fear of the RIGHT coming over and invading their hugbox. They also love to tone police and write screeds on how everyone should behave

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-pledges-to-end-any-offensive-weapon-holds-on-israel-on-day-1-in-office.1036179/

Hamas Era goes full Trumptard.

Shame the Arab's for trump thread got closed

[Nintex]

someone should shut down blue sky before we create another Tumblr. We are still cleaning up from that mess.

[BananaBlast]

The post with the big titty korean model got edited out by a mod. It was too powerful.

I'm not doubting a model has attractive proportions (and she does), I'm calling out the obvious Photoshopping in photos being presented as a "realistic representation" lol. It's ok, a lot of celebs and people will edit the heck out of images.

Dice backtracks after someone posts a poorly compressed .gif of a hot korean lady, because even she knows that no amount of sticking your head in the sand will prevent someone from just pulling up a real life sexy lady. Well, except on Ree, where they quickly redact these things. She tried to change her meaning from saying the model photoshopped her entire body type (therefore it being completely fake) into just saying that it's fine because everyone edits their pictures. No one even brought up photoshop beforehand, so she tried using it as a dig until she got cold feet. 

The whole point of "realistic representations of women" anyway, was because of Ree's delusional screeching that attractive women don't exist outside of video games, and that a real woman could never look anything close like them.

Dice is a weird one IMO.

I wouldn't call her jealous, exactly. She had a whole thread where she was giving props to Lulu's design from FFX. I think she experiences some weird dissonance between her own, innate appreciation and/or DGAF, and the adhering to the behavior that is expected from her as one of the last (only?) non-autistic biowomen on the site.

I dunno, maybe jealousy could be a bit of a stretch, but she definitely seems to have some kind of weird complex towards sexy women. Again she likes the women being all pretty and stuff, but as soon as there's booba involved, or a filthy man taking a liking to it, then she hates it. And she definitely isn't just passively complying with the site's culture, because she'd just stay quiet on these issues, rather than being quick to pounce on the issue and then ranting a bunch about the "male gaze".

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Nah, she's pretty mid. She most certainly mogs Morrigan's ugly gollum ass, and all of the transbians there by default, but the manipulative, passive aggressive, man-hating is a just a big red no-go.

[Boredfrom]

They want the movement to be taken seriously but in the forum they don’t want the blame for electing Trump. They can’t admit that the demographic was minimal to move the needle but they also can’t admit that Trump is going to be worse in a significant way.

[AnnoyedCanadian]

What did M. Bluth get banned for this time? I'll automatically assume it was for some anti-Semitic shit again and not a permanent ban.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-nominates-matt-gaetz-to-serve-as-u-s-attorney-general.1035177/page-3#post-131599167

User Banned (2 Weeks): Homophobic Rhetoric

Who the fuck is Jared Moskowitz and why is he sucking Gaetz's dick on CNN when there's a (D) next to his name?

Is there something in Congress's water?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-nominates-matt-gaetz-to-serve-as-u-s-attorney-general.1035177/page-7#post-131601576

User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Generalization

Thanks a lot protest voters/sit-outs.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-pledges-to-end-any-offensive-weapon-holds-on-israel-on-day-1-in-office.1036179/

Hamas Era goes full Trumptard.

Shame the Arab's for trump thread got closed

This one's still fun.

Imagine using a thread where Trump removes all doubt on this topic as a springboard for one last ride on the ol' Genocide Joe canard. Actually, no need to imagine: you can see it happening right behind the link.

[Venice]

No real drama on ResetEra today, but an up-and-coming dumbass has got on the wrong side of legendary dumbass, Jeff Marvel. I found the following exchange amusing. Another Tomb Raider adaptation has been announced, potentially starring boring-as-fuck actress Sophie Turner.

EccoCid forgets Angelina Jolie and Alicia Vikander are both Oscar winners, and jumps in with this post:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98tomb-raider%E2%80%99-sophie-turner-poised-to-play-lara-croft-in-phoebe-waller-bridge%E2%80%99s-amazon-series.1036131/#post-131639910

But...she can't act.

Well none of the previous Lara Croft's were great at acting or acting as Lara anyway.

But yeah Sophie would be the last person I would think of as Lara Croft.

Odiin corrects him:

The previous Lara Crofts were played by Academy Award winners Angelina Jolie and Alicia Vikander.

ZeoVGM does his impression of a parrot and repeats what Odiin just said 🦜

... you mean Academy Award winners Angelina Jolie and Alicia Verkander?

Zor chips in:

In what world are Angelina Jolie and Alicia Vikander not good actresses?

Rather than taking the L, and accepting he fucked up with his stupid post, EccoCid instead takes exception to getting jumped on and gangbanged by Jeff Marvel & Friends and has a mini-meltdown 

Omg everyone keeps replying the same but having and oscar doesnt mean you are good at almost a b movie video game adaptation! Like whats this logic cuz they won awards they would be perfect and there would be no criticism for them?

And as we all know, there's no chance of forum-victory when battling with ZeoVagine, especially when making a FACTUALLY WRONG statement.

You didn't say "not good as Lara Croft." You straight up said they were bad actors, which was a ludicrous statement.

Also, Angelina Jolie was a perfect Lara Croft so even that doesn't make sense.

At the time of my posting, EccoCid hasn't returned so I'll edit and update if he does.

I love dumb little arguments like this. Arguing with ZeoVGM is like bashing your head against a wall 

[DavidCroquet]

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Nah, she's pretty mid. She most certainly mogs Morrigan's ugly gollum ass, and all of the transbians there by default, but the manipulative, passive aggressive, man-hating is a just a big red no-go.

My beliefs on this topic are a matter of public Bire record.  

The galaxy brain position here is that average women are hot.
 

[Nintex]

From Vikander to Turner is quite the downgrade.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marvel-studios-deadpool-and-wolverine-is-now-available-on-disney.1033260/page-2#post-131617458

Watching it for the first time, taking a short break about halfway through.

Both me and my partner are a bit exhausted by the near constant gay jokes. Just having Wade be pan doesn't prevent movie having a mocking attitude towards gay male sex.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-pledges-to-end-any-offensive-weapon-holds-on-israel-on-day-1-in-office.1036179/

Hamas Era goes full Trumptard.

Shame the Arab's for trump thread got closed

This one's still fun.

Imagine using a thread where Trump removes all doubt on this topic as a springboard for one last ride on the ol' Genocide Joe canard. Actually, no need to imagine: you can see it happening right behind the link.

Kind of sad given that Palestine had all time high level of support but they squandered all by don’t using it beside “let’s bitch about Jews” and “Biden is old”.

Look how little replies had this thread:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bbc-gaza-surgeon-describes-drones-targeting-children.1035447/

I attended a Doctors Without Borders presentation on Gaza. The photos I saw will stick with me for the rest of my life.

Over a year and the genocide continues.

Before or after the Anime convention, Mekanos?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-crazy-how-were-the-only-species-that-realizes-its-own-existence.1031652/page-3#post-131644692

I know but do you see crows building fighter jets or walking around with smartphones?

Douglas Adams said that dolphins said the fact that they hadn't created all the shit humans have created, but instead just lived fun lives, was their proof that they are smarter than us.

This is so disingenuous. do you think a rock is smarter than us because it doesn't have any brain? What do we mean by "smart" anyways, if we're going to play so fast and loose with words. Do we mean intelligent? Do we mean wise? Are we debating our ability to access information, our knowledge of topics, or the wisdom required to know what is right, or the moral imagination to do what is right?

Douglas Adams was a comedy writer, he wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a joke. I didn't mean to give you an aneurism.

Bonus:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-crazy-how-were-the-only-species-that-realizes-its-own-existence.1031652/page-3#post-131638254

What you think you will become. Enjoy being a programmed animal.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-remember-the-t-rex-crashing-into-the-visitors-center-in-the-original-jp.1036041/#post-131636214

He sneaks in there, no crash. His appearance is critical to the climax, and he has the banner fall on him in the end.

But no crashing in.

*She

[HaughtyFrank]

Peaked? So it's not going higher AT ALL? Wow, glad to know, OP.

With that said and the ridiculousness of already making this thread aside, I imagine the more interesting part will be seeing how it performs on Switch

They said the exact same thing in the Concord thread and just like with Concord it looks to be the actual peak.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-remember-the-t-rex-crashing-into-the-visitors-center-in-the-original-jp.1036041/#post-131636214

He sneaks in there, no crash. His appearance is critical to the climax, and he has the banner fall on him in the end.

But no crashing in.

*She

Incoming ban: Misgendering the T-Rex

[Uncle]

*she-rex

[Boredfrom]

ResetEra is bad for your health

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-gamesbeat-others-has-had-a-stroke-brought-on-by-sleep-apnea-has-started-rehab.1036167/

Get well soon bro

I'm not going to laugh at him but he's a dumbass for just ignoring it

Yes, how the fuck you can ignore something that can likely kill you.

[garamonde]

ResetEra is bad for your health

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-gamesbeat-others-has-had-a-stroke-brought-on-by-sleep-apnea-has-started-rehab.1036167/

Get well soon bro

I'm not going to laugh at him but he's a dumbass for just ignoring it

Yes, how the fuck you can ignore something that can likely kill you.

No disrespect to Imran, but hearing him talk doesn't really give me Einstein vibes.

[Uncle]

ResetEra is bad for your health

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-gamesbeat-others-has-had-a-stroke-brought-on-by-sleep-apnea-has-started-rehab.1036167/

Get well soon bro

I'm not going to laugh at him but he's a dumbass for just ignoring it

Yes, how the fuck you can ignore something that can likely kill you.

this is how humans are

some people are fat despite the fact that it kills you

also? I've seen a lot of discussion that cpaps are overdiagnosed, that basically anyone who gets tested to see if they need one is told that they do, and here are all our lovely expensive models and payment plans

I wouldn't be surprised if anyone is hesitant

[D3RANG3D]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-they-hit-you-hit-them-back-were-you-taught-this-by-your-parents-as-you-entered-school.1035393/page-4#post-131629635

My dad is a preacher so I was never encouraged into violence, always be peaceful and slow to anger. But he is also real and used to tell me stories where he fought, like how during segregation in deep Alabama he took Karate, and of course the Blacks and Whites were in separate dojos. But every once in a while, the whites dojos would force them to get together for impromptu tournaments, and the white kids had this superiority complex and were ready for damage. They used to huddle up before they went to the 'Whites Only' dojo and make a pact that no one was losing to a white kid, and he'd always bust out into his signature belly laugh telling me how "they would whoop those boys up and down the mats every time".

So, he always instilled in me honor and knowing the time and place, avoid it if possible but sometimes you have no choice. Protect children at all times. Be aware of your surroundings. Turning the other cheek don't mean you forfeit your life.

In practice I was an absolute menace as a kid because I drew the line very short and was a naturally gifted fighter, so publicly wrecking people as a warning to others was why I woke up in the morning. I never once started a fight though.

I was in private school for one year in the 7th grade, they moved me to public school because the white kids couldn't get it through their head that I would slap them silly until they cried. My dad never once spoke to me about doing something else. He just didn't want me in such a hostile environment. Christian school, go figure.

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[Boredfrom]

I'm not going to laugh at him but he's a dumbass for just ignoring it

Yes, how the fuck you can ignore something that can likely kill you.

this is how humans are

some people are fat despite the fact that it kills you

also? I've seen a lot of discussion that cpaps are overdiagnosed, that basically anyone who gets tested to see if they need one is told that they do, and here are all our lovely expensive models and payment plans

I wouldn't be surprised if anyone is hesitant

But sleep apnea is not exactly easy to ignore, dude. It fucks your sleep hard.  I understand not having the money to get treatment (or even get the diagnosis) but it sounds like he knew he had it.

Fucking RA, the mod that supposedly got crippled by his mom, says he doesn’t want to follow the treatment because is “uncomfortable”.

[Uncle]

But sleep apnea is not exactly easy to ignore, dude. It fucks your sleep hard.

the machines were invented in the 80s so presumably everyone everywhere ignored it prior to that

[Hap Shaughnessy]

A lot of people ignore their health until that first time they are in the emergency room genuinely worried about dying.