Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[YuYu]

You know why Star Lord worked in Guardians? Because he was a manchild mercenary loser that was kidnapped by space pirates as a kid, his pop music mix tape connected him with her mother and the father he never met until that point. He becomes sympathetic because he team ups with other sympathetic weirdos and losers.

You don't find this lady sympathetic?

I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw her. Another girl boss protagonist. So original.