Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Uncle]

Those splatoon chicks are kids as far as i can tell. And the players who post their messages and drawings that pop up in the hub areas are also kids. Peedos, all of Ree prominent members.

Pearl and Marina are 21 and 18.

...canonically due to international laws that might've prevented sale of the game in some territories otherwise

pearl is 10-years-old-coded



so small that she can wear a letter jacket as her whole outfit

ree likes to imagine her scissoring the other girl