Lol @ PogiJones above. Yeah! Nice spot.
First off, I'm gonna say Edmond Dantes is a crazy cunt. An absolutely insane, weirdo, creepy mofo cunt.
Never has anything interesting to say. Creates new threads daily, copies and pastes entire articles without giving an opinion, and they get a couple of posts at most. Mad, mad, mad man.
There was a time when, every single day you went to Off Topic on Era, it felt like Dantes created a new thread on Tolkien. If Tolkien's dead corpse farted, Dantes created a thread about it.
But I'm also a crazy cunt. Because for the past 20 minutes, I've been using Google to find every thread Dantes ever created on Tolkien. There's too many to count. And even though that makes me a crazy cunt for trying to find them all, it still makes me an amateur in the league of crazy cuntiness compared to the King Crazy Cunt that is Edmond Dantes because the dude is OBSESSED with Tolkien.
Stalker levels of obsessed. Total mad dude.
In chronological order:
1: 21st September 2022:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-ot-stories-of-the-second-age-open-spoilers-on-episode-drop.626218/page-110
2: 5th December 2022:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-j-r-r-tolkien-book-the-fall-of-numenor-published-gives-the-second-age-a-coherent-narrative.661321/
3: 5th January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-do-you-love-or-loathe-tom-bombadil.672307/
4: 23rd January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-what-is-your-favourite-age-from-j-r-r-tolkiens-world-the-first-second-third-of-fourth.678751/
5: 28th January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/now-that-the-dust-has-settled-do-you-think-rings-of-power-is-a-worthy-entry-of-the-middle-earth-franchise.680737/
6: 31st January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/rumour-warner-bros-exit-talks-begin-for-%E2%80%98the-lord-of-the-rings%E2%80%99-%E2%80%98the-hobbit%E2%80%99-franchises.681535/
7: 5th February 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-is-the-most-important-character-in-the-lord-of-the-rings.683650/
8: 12th February 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-was-j-r-r-tolkiens-greatest-elf-f%C3%ABanor-fingolfin-luthien-or-galadriel.685879/
9: 6th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-peter-jackson-does-return-to-the-middle-earth-franchise-with-wb-what-story-would-you-like-to-see-adapted.693637/
10: 11th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/that-time-the-flame-of-udun-had-a-fight-with-a-servant-of-the-secret-fire-in-khazad-d%C3%BBm.696007/
11: 20th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power%E2%80%99-season-2-adds-ciar%C3%A1n-hinds-rory-kinnear-and-tanya-moodie.699211/
12: 23rd March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-illustrated-edition-of-j-r-r-tolkiens-the-hobbit-announced.700477/
13: 27th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-j-r-r-tolkien-book-release-the-battle-of-maldon-together-with-the-homecoming-of-beorhtnoth-out-this-week.702067/
14: 15th April 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/elijah-wood-hopes-new-lord-of-the-rings-movies-arent-just-made-for-the-money.709079/
15: 7th May 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-group-of-butterflies-named-after-lord-of-the-rings-villain-sauron.717055/
16: 20th May 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/andy-serkis-to-read-new-unabridged-audiobook-of-tolkien%E2%80%99s-the-silmarillion.721354/
17: 16th June 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/harpercollins-to-publish-revised-and-expanded-letters-of-j-r-r-tolkien-with-150-previously-unseen-letters.731652/
18: 8th July 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-your-favourite-depiction-of-sauron-lotr-in-media-so-far-pj-trilogy-mordor-games-amazon-rop-or-something-else.739773/
19: 11th July 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-the-moomins-creator-tove-jansson-forced-tolkien-to-rewrite-gollum.740781/
20: 3rd August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-musical-opens-in-the-uk.749521/
21: 21st August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%C2%A32-coin-decorated-with-jrr-tolkien-monogram-celebrates-life-and-work-of-author.755392/
22: 31st August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/historic-eagle-and-child-pub-in-oxford-where-jrr-tolkien-and-cs-lewis-used-to-meet-could-be-revived.759747/
23: 2nd September 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-r-r-tolkien-died-50-years-ago-today-whats-your-favourite-character-location-from-the-mythology-he-created.760353/
24: 4th September 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/aragorn-beren-hurin-tuor-and-turin-who-was-the-greatest-of-the-race-of-men-from-tolkiens-legendarium.760911/
25: 26th November 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/italy%E2%80%99s-far-right-claim-the-lord-of-the-rings-%E2%80%93-but-they%E2%80%99ve-misread-tolkien%E2%80%99s-message.789006/
26: 17th December 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/20-years-ago-the-lord-of-rings-the-return-of-the-king-released-in-theatres.796341/
27: 25th December 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/which-hobbit-from-the-lord-of-the-rings-would-you-have-a-pint-with.798954/
28: 4th January 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-what-are-your-expectations-for-lotr-war-of-the-rohirrim-due-for-release-this-year.802029/
29: 25th January 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-tolkien-hobbits-could-you-beat-up-in-a-fight.809385/
30: 6th February 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/that-time-tolkien-described-an-elf-lord-been-beaten-into-the-consistency-of-a-smoothie-by-the-lord-of-balrogs.813639/
31: 23rd February 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-r-r-tolkien-was-a-good-world-builder-but-a-poor-writer-do-you-agree-or-disagree.820587/
32: 12th March 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-collected-poems-of-j-r-r-tolkien-to-release-in-2024-featuring-1-600-pages-and-edited-by-scholars-christina-scull-wayne-g-hammond.826530/
33: 8th April 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tolkien-estate-grants-permission-to-lord-of-the-rings-opera.838428/
34: 31st May 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/now-that-tommy-bombadil-is-confirmed-for-season-2-of-rop-which-other-tolkien-character-yet-to-be-seen-in-live-action-would-you-like-to-see.886743/
35: 2nd June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-destruction-of-the-one-ring-do-you-think-gollum-fell-by-himself-or-was-pushed-by-god.887499/
36: 4th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/yr-hobyd-tolkien%E2%80%99s-the-hobbit-to-be-published-in-welsh.889065/
37: 5th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/empire-magazine-confirms-annatar-name-in-the-rings-of-power-season-2.889929/
38: 7th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-season-2-debuts-a-new-character-that-could-have-major-canon-implications.892878/
39: 8th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ian-mckellen-says-he%E2%80%99ll-play-gandalf-in-new-lord-of-the-rings-film-%E2%80%93-on-one-morbid-condition.894573/
40: 8th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rings-of-power-season-2-brings-villains-into-the-light.921957/
41: 27th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-look-at-the-barrow-wights-to-feature-in-lotr-rings-of-power-season-2.913803/
42: 11th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-look-at-cirdan-the-bearded-elf-from-rings-of-power-season-2.924942/
43: 29th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/rings-of-power-season-2-first-look-a-ciaran-hinds-as-a-blue-wizard.939405/
44: 7th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/meet-the-stoors-the-rings-of-power-season-2-introduces-new-hobbit-esque-characters.947352/
45: 11th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-325-lord-of-the-rings-book-box-set-releases-soon.950346/
46: 15th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-the-silmarillion.954222/page-2
47: 21st August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98the-rings-of-power%E2%80%99-showrunners-tease-season-3-plans-%E2%80%9Clet-us-cook-%E2%80%9D.959271/
48: 24th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/beyond-bilbo-jrr-tolkien%E2%80%99s-long-lost-poetry-to-be-published.962904/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tolkien-estate-grants-permission-to-lord-of-the-rings-opera.838428/
49: 25th October 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-hunt-for-ideas-%E2%80%A6-is-a-standalone-gandalf-movie-on-its-way.1019229/
50: 29th October 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lord-of-the-rings-fans-praise-decision-to-bring-back-deceased-star-without-using-ai.1022421/
51: 14th November 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98lord-of-the-rings%E2%80%99-owner-embracer-reports-10-drop-in-entertainment-sales-blames-tolkien-ip-for-%E2%80%98lower-activity%E2%80%99.1035567/
We all laugh at EchoesOfRetard and his weekly Pokemon wank fantasies.
But Edmond Dantes worse. Much, much worse.
Edmond Dantes has created OVER 50 THREADS ON LORD OF THE RINGS IN THE LAST TWO YEARS!
Like... why???
It's just a book about a little midget who throws a ring stolen by his thieving uncle into lava, instead of returning it to it's disabled, housebound, one-eyed owner.
51 threads. Why???
Tokein's grave needs a restraining order from this freak.
First off, I'm gonna say Edmond Dantes is a crazy cunt. An absolutely insane, weirdo, creepy mofo cunt.
Never has anything interesting to say. Creates new threads daily, copies and pastes entire articles without giving an opinion, and they get a couple of posts at most. Mad, mad, mad man.
There was a time when, every single day you went to Off Topic on Era, it felt like Dantes created a new thread on Tolkien. If Tolkien's dead corpse farted, Dantes created a thread about it.
But I'm also a crazy cunt. Because for the past 20 minutes, I've been using Google to find every thread Dantes ever created on Tolkien. There's too many to count. And even though that makes me a crazy cunt for trying to find them all, it still makes me an amateur in the league of crazy cuntiness compared to the King Crazy Cunt that is Edmond Dantes because the dude is OBSESSED with Tolkien.
Stalker levels of obsessed. Total mad dude.
In chronological order:
1: 21st September 2022:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-ot-stories-of-the-second-age-open-spoilers-on-episode-drop.626218/page-110
2: 5th December 2022:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-j-r-r-tolkien-book-the-fall-of-numenor-published-gives-the-second-age-a-coherent-narrative.661321/
3: 5th January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-do-you-love-or-loathe-tom-bombadil.672307/
4: 23rd January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-what-is-your-favourite-age-from-j-r-r-tolkiens-world-the-first-second-third-of-fourth.678751/
5: 28th January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/now-that-the-dust-has-settled-do-you-think-rings-of-power-is-a-worthy-entry-of-the-middle-earth-franchise.680737/
6: 31st January 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/rumour-warner-bros-exit-talks-begin-for-%E2%80%98the-lord-of-the-rings%E2%80%99-%E2%80%98the-hobbit%E2%80%99-franchises.681535/
7: 5th February 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-is-the-most-important-character-in-the-lord-of-the-rings.683650/
8: 12th February 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-was-j-r-r-tolkiens-greatest-elf-f%C3%ABanor-fingolfin-luthien-or-galadriel.685879/
9: 6th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-peter-jackson-does-return-to-the-middle-earth-franchise-with-wb-what-story-would-you-like-to-see-adapted.693637/
10: 11th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/that-time-the-flame-of-udun-had-a-fight-with-a-servant-of-the-secret-fire-in-khazad-d%C3%BBm.696007/
11: 20th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power%E2%80%99-season-2-adds-ciar%C3%A1n-hinds-rory-kinnear-and-tanya-moodie.699211/
12: 23rd March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-illustrated-edition-of-j-r-r-tolkiens-the-hobbit-announced.700477/
13: 27th March 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-j-r-r-tolkien-book-release-the-battle-of-maldon-together-with-the-homecoming-of-beorhtnoth-out-this-week.702067/
14: 15th April 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/elijah-wood-hopes-new-lord-of-the-rings-movies-arent-just-made-for-the-money.709079/
15: 7th May 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-group-of-butterflies-named-after-lord-of-the-rings-villain-sauron.717055/
16: 20th May 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/andy-serkis-to-read-new-unabridged-audiobook-of-tolkien%E2%80%99s-the-silmarillion.721354/
17: 16th June 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/harpercollins-to-publish-revised-and-expanded-letters-of-j-r-r-tolkien-with-150-previously-unseen-letters.731652/
18: 8th July 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-your-favourite-depiction-of-sauron-lotr-in-media-so-far-pj-trilogy-mordor-games-amazon-rop-or-something-else.739773/
19: 11th July 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-the-moomins-creator-tove-jansson-forced-tolkien-to-rewrite-gollum.740781/
20: 3rd August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-musical-opens-in-the-uk.749521/
21: 21st August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%C2%A32-coin-decorated-with-jrr-tolkien-monogram-celebrates-life-and-work-of-author.755392/
22: 31st August 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/historic-eagle-and-child-pub-in-oxford-where-jrr-tolkien-and-cs-lewis-used-to-meet-could-be-revived.759747/
23: 2nd September 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-r-r-tolkien-died-50-years-ago-today-whats-your-favourite-character-location-from-the-mythology-he-created.760353/
24: 4th September 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/aragorn-beren-hurin-tuor-and-turin-who-was-the-greatest-of-the-race-of-men-from-tolkiens-legendarium.760911/
25: 26th November 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/italy%E2%80%99s-far-right-claim-the-lord-of-the-rings-%E2%80%93-but-they%E2%80%99ve-misread-tolkien%E2%80%99s-message.789006/
26: 17th December 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/20-years-ago-the-lord-of-rings-the-return-of-the-king-released-in-theatres.796341/
27: 25th December 2023:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/which-hobbit-from-the-lord-of-the-rings-would-you-have-a-pint-with.798954/
28: 4th January 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lotr-fans-what-are-your-expectations-for-lotr-war-of-the-rohirrim-due-for-release-this-year.802029/
29: 25th January 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-tolkien-hobbits-could-you-beat-up-in-a-fight.809385/
30: 6th February 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/that-time-tolkien-described-an-elf-lord-been-beaten-into-the-consistency-of-a-smoothie-by-the-lord-of-balrogs.813639/
31: 23rd February 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-r-r-tolkien-was-a-good-world-builder-but-a-poor-writer-do-you-agree-or-disagree.820587/
32: 12th March 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-collected-poems-of-j-r-r-tolkien-to-release-in-2024-featuring-1-600-pages-and-edited-by-scholars-christina-scull-wayne-g-hammond.826530/
33: 8th April 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tolkien-estate-grants-permission-to-lord-of-the-rings-opera.838428/
34: 31st May 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/now-that-tommy-bombadil-is-confirmed-for-season-2-of-rop-which-other-tolkien-character-yet-to-be-seen-in-live-action-would-you-like-to-see.886743/
35: 2nd June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-destruction-of-the-one-ring-do-you-think-gollum-fell-by-himself-or-was-pushed-by-god.887499/
36: 4th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/yr-hobyd-tolkien%E2%80%99s-the-hobbit-to-be-published-in-welsh.889065/
37: 5th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/empire-magazine-confirms-annatar-name-in-the-rings-of-power-season-2.889929/
38: 7th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-season-2-debuts-a-new-character-that-could-have-major-canon-implications.892878/
39: 8th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ian-mckellen-says-he%E2%80%99ll-play-gandalf-in-new-lord-of-the-rings-film-%E2%80%93-on-one-morbid-condition.894573/
40: 8th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rings-of-power-season-2-brings-villains-into-the-light.921957/
41: 27th June 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-look-at-the-barrow-wights-to-feature-in-lotr-rings-of-power-season-2.913803/
42: 11th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-look-at-cirdan-the-bearded-elf-from-rings-of-power-season-2.924942/
43: 29th July 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/rings-of-power-season-2-first-look-a-ciaran-hinds-as-a-blue-wizard.939405/
44: 7th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/meet-the-stoors-the-rings-of-power-season-2-introduces-new-hobbit-esque-characters.947352/
45: 11th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-325-lord-of-the-rings-book-box-set-releases-soon.950346/
46: 15th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-the-silmarillion.954222/page-2
47: 21st August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98the-rings-of-power%E2%80%99-showrunners-tease-season-3-plans-%E2%80%9Clet-us-cook-%E2%80%9D.959271/
48: 24th August 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/beyond-bilbo-jrr-tolkien%E2%80%99s-long-lost-poetry-to-be-published.962904/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tolkien-estate-grants-permission-to-lord-of-the-rings-opera.838428/
49: 25th October 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-hunt-for-ideas-%E2%80%A6-is-a-standalone-gandalf-movie-on-its-way.1019229/
50: 29th October 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lord-of-the-rings-fans-praise-decision-to-bring-back-deceased-star-without-using-ai.1022421/
51: 14th November 2024:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98lord-of-the-rings%E2%80%99-owner-embracer-reports-10-drop-in-entertainment-sales-blames-tolkien-ip-for-%E2%80%98lower-activity%E2%80%99.1035567/
We all laugh at EchoesOfRetard and his weekly Pokemon wank fantasies.
But Edmond Dantes worse. Much, much worse.
Edmond Dantes has created OVER 50 THREADS ON LORD OF THE RINGS IN THE LAST TWO YEARS!
Like... why???
It's just a book about a little midget who throws a ring stolen by his thieving uncle into lava, instead of returning it to it's disabled, housebound, one-eyed owner.
51 threads. Why???
Tokein's grave needs a restraining order from this freak.