Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[killamajig]

I hear it works better when you put a bucket in the middle, mix bleach and ammonia in it and then huff the gas.

And like any good magic user. If you're going to cast spells, you need a familiar. The best kind of animal familiar for this kind of spell is a nervous pitbull adopted from a shelter. Cast the spell on 4th of July for best results.