Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[killamajig]

I don't know where to post this, US politics, kulturkampf, cops and prosecutors, funny videos, so fuck it era has talked about how there isn't actually a shoplifting epidemic in california



 

 

But it has to be scripted, right? Come on:
-"It's a felony?"
-"Bitch new laws. Stealing is a felony."
-"And this is Orange County bitch. They don't play."

That dialogue...

This has to be some sort of fake viral PSA to inform the tiktok shoplifting community of the new law.

Watch enough bodycams on youtube and you'll see all sorts of dumb shit. Bodycam vids are like my reality tv.

Oh and to all the new shoplifting felons, keep it up. The more stuff you steal means you get to stay longer at your new accommodations. Where the staff is eager to get to know you.

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