Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.thelchat.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5512067#p5512067
How old were you when you came to terms with the idea that you will never have a girlfriend?

You Berthas really need to relent with the constant lamentations and whining about not being able to find a girlfriend and move your asses.
I'm nothing special on a good day and verging on the fugly on the bad days, picked the most unstable career one can pick in life, was broke as a sewer rat up to five years ago before my business exploded and now I'm constantly busy and never home, on top of it I'm a huge asshole and a jackass and still never had trouble dating.

Put your asses to work, less complaining and more putting yourself out there and giving it a honest try. There's a sweet lesbian girl dreaming of holding you through the night out there wondering why you are taking so long, move that ass.

I repeat, move that square, lethargic mass of rancid lard and go get your gurl.