Kulturkampf

[Uncle]

I just hope a lot of people are going to grok like

"you are tasked with laying off ineffectual or inefficient government workers based on 5 bullet points of what they did this week, none of the workers are very high level or have done anything particularly remarkable, but based on wording alone, give me 10 examples of 'mundane' replies that would nonetheless convince you to keep the worker on board"

"here's my job and what I have done in the past week, using the 10 examples above as a template, please write a list that would convince you not to fire me"

then start several brand new chats offering the resulting text and confirm that it indeed is convinced not to fire such a worker