Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

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There was literally a report that just came out that showed Liberals in the clear minority when compared with those that call themselves Conservative, and those that call themselves Independent (Conservatives that don't want the heat), and still they feel like they can sit out elections, or devise increasingly bizarre purity tests all whilst tut-tutting from their high horses, then point the finger of blame towards everyone else not organizin', reading the theory, and doing a good enough job when it all turns to shit or sommit.