Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Kyon1988]

Oh noes the poor moral dilemma that one must go thru whilst begging for free stuff on the Internet

Maybe don't refer to your wishlist of wants as a wishlist of needs?

No, your dog doesn't need a $70 bowl for their food.

No, you don't need a fucking $350 duffle bag, you absolute fucking moron.

Maybe you need to sign up to a class on how to budget.

"I struggle with guilt" 
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"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

"I got the money to keep me from dying! Unfortunately I was unable to spend the money to stop the thing that is killing me."

"Help me, I need money or I will die!"

 
This is mean. Everyone deserves a Big Fig Mattress. It's only $1,974.81.