Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Eric Cartman]

Aww, International Women's Day over, I can't eat cake anymore :(

Cake is toxic to me.
I'll never eat it but that's more for you. =)

Why is everyone weird on Era?

It's not just that they're weird but how they bring it up

"Oh man I've been eating cake all day, haha"

"I'll die if I eat cake"

"..."

and then escalate:
"Oh, am I supposed to feel bad about cake? What about all of the people with a rare disease where their bodies can only absorb nutrients provided in cake form, you fucking hateful ableist piece of shit?"

for all the talk about 'weaponising' era has, the only thing they weaponise is fucking basic human interactions