Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-you-and-all-of-humanity-have-become-their-favourite-dinosaurs-or-pterosaurs-for-a-month.1130433/

Phew, I was worried I'd have to go through a day without a thinly-veiled dino-fetish thread:

So a group of drunk Alien dorks on-vacation from the Grand Luyten Science Academy discover Earth and decide to a prank on all of us. They fire Hobgoblin Fart magic bombs at the Earth that forces all of humanity to walk outside on ground level and then fire rays at us that turns us into our favourite Non-Avian Dinosaurs or Pterosaurs for a month (just role with it) so they can observe/laugh at the chaos.

So... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!

Ground Rules:
Anyone who doesn't have a favourite Dinosaur or Pterosaur gets defaulted turned into an Iguanodon.
Don't worry about your pets, the Aliens transported them away and put them in suspended animation so their no worse for wear one the Month's past.
You still have your memories but can't speak.
You are an Up-to-date Accurate Dinosaur, not a JP style one.
You now have the needs of your animal, so now have prey instincts or hunter instincts or a need to eat insects if you're an insectivore etc.
HAVE FUN!!!! I'm going to raid a Tarn!!!

Oh wait....

And yes, you did rip out of your clothes when you changed, so you will be naked when you change back.

OK, maybe not-so thinly veiled.

Planetsmasher couldn’t be bothered to read the OP and immediately starts pity partying about his sick cat. 

My cat would die of heart failure because I wouldn't be able to give her the medicine that keeps her alive without hands.

I don't like this thought experiment. :(

OP covers that.