Conspiracy Theories

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The disgruntled CIA agents, terminated as part of DOGE’s cost-cutting initiative, had intended to hire mercenaries to abduct Trump and his military aide, who carries the nuclear football in one of those countries, and, after eliminating Secret Service and foreign protection details, bring them to a prearranged safehouse. There, they would inject into Trump’s veins a halogenic drug, a CIA invention tailored to make him highly susceptible to suggestion. Holding and reading from the “nuclear biscuit,” a laminated card holding the launch codes to the United States’ nuclear arsenal—Trump could unleash total devastation, assuming his generals at STRATCOM obeyed his orders.

This ill-conceived and unlikely-to-succeed plan was the brainchild of four intelligence operatives who felt betrayed by Trump and had access to a slush fund of CIA “black project” cash. All four lost their jobs on February 4 due to “poor performance” and sought revenge against their perceived enemy. Together, they worked as intelligence analysts at the agency’s headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

An ARCYBER source told Real Raw News that President Trump ordered them to perform routine surveillance on fired or furloughed intelligence agents, fearing some might sell US secrets to foreign powers. What ARCYBER unearthed was far more sinister.

On February 18, as part of routine reconnaissance on a score of fired CIA agents, ARCYBER parked a surveillance truck across the street from the home of William Jackon, one of the aforementioned four; an outspoken critic of President Trump and a 12-year veteran at the CIA, Jackson had on several occasions, following J6, called Trump an insurrectionist and advocated for his imprisonment. His disparaging comments put him at the top of ARCYBER’s watchlist.

ARCYBER used parabolic microphones and an arsenal of surveillance equipment that exceeds our ability to technically articulate, but they heard a telephone conversation between Jackson and a then-unknown party in which Jackson seemed to be speaking in unintelligible gibberish. ARCYBER intuited the pair were speaking in code.

While our source wouldn’t say how ARCYBER deciphered the code, as doing so could imperil their efforts, he did say Jackson was too unintelligent for an intelligence agent and hadn’t bothered to use a burner phone.

“Through that conversation and others, we figured out a rouge band of ex-agents devised a ludicrous plan to drug the President and make him launch nukes on Moscow. Honestly, it’s some pretty absurd shit, and some of the most outlandish conversations we’ve heard. But one thing we verified—these evil bastards had access to several million dollars they wanted to use to hire foreign mercenaries to carry out the plot. There are safeguards to prevent the unauthorized launch of nuclear weapons, so, even if they, sometime in the future, kidnapped Trump, there’s zero chance…no possibility it could’ve happened. But if they had hired a hundred mercenaries and got them to where Trump might be, they sure could’ve caused havoc,” our source said.

You'd think killing the Secret Service might alert people about the orders they'd receive shortly thereafter.