Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Besticus Maximus]

It takes me all of 5 minutes to step away from my PHD studies or taking a 5 minute break at the gym in between Personal Training sessions with my clients. Otherwise, it's the Egyptian way of life for me right now in my homeland, rather the UK London life I previously lived. Alexandria is much more social and far less reserved than London or Southampton that's for sure!

More and more it sounds like Edmund trying to convince himself that he doesn't miss the UK. Dude tries so hard to reinvent himself.

Luckily Edmund isn't a woman (that I'm aware of) or he'd be getting groped day and night.

Bold of you to assume that isn't why dad summoned him back to his family home in the first place