Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Eric Cartman]

I can't understand all these people who spend all day telling us their enemies are literal actual Nazis and can do anything they want. Then create fantasy scenarios where no, they don't act like Nazis and don't actually do whatever they want. Instead they always act in ways that the person yelling at you can win against.

The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

I can't really understand this outside of a webcomic format like the popper paradox of intolerance - you're saying not only do english jews control everything they're also fat?