Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

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Will the paki's and pajeets beat eachother to death with sticks when the nukes run out? I guess Einstein wasn't such a genius after all. 

If things go the way they normally do, the Indian nukes will fail to launch and any that do won't actually go off and the Pakistanis will try to fire them, only to realise that they don't have the keys and someone has stolen the missiles anyway.

At least when they start this war we can make fun of both sides. 

I don't think Pakistan really has a chance though, I mean, apart from Erdogan everyone else would side with India.
Then again, between Azarbadjan and Syria - Erdogan has been the most succesful in military operations as of late.