09-22-2023, 05:43 PM
Ok, for the fans.
"Ok everyone, so I've looked at the scripts and I think we need to workshop some ideas to focus more on the entertainment side of things"
"EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS I AM SHE/THEY HERS ARE HE/THEY AND SHE IS THEY/THEIR ALSO CATPEACHPIE HER IS OTHERKIN"
"Oh haha, sorry I forgot the introduction I'm just really excited about todays meeting so my name is Bob Iger and my pronouns are He/Him."
"BLACK LIVES MATTER"
"Yes, yes they do indeed matter thank you for reminding us Tyron.. I mean Theresa. So I liked the script for Iron Man 4 but I felt like it could use a bit more action and it seemed quite of out of character for Iron Man to glue himself to the highway to protest climate change. so I used ChatGPT to workshop some ideas. Read it and tell me what you think."
"CHATGPT CAN FUCK OFFFF"
"Tron 3, great work on that but I didn't really understand why Flynns son needs to change to an obese woman named Fiona who hates her teachers to make this work. The Edon Trusk character also seemed to be a bit on the noose"
"*GASP* DID YOU JUST USE THE N-WORD?"
"Eerrr... did I? Anyway... Mickey Mouse reboot love that but why is Mickey imprisoned in a concentration camp for 90% of the movie? I don't think that really works for a kids movie it seemed kind of bleak"
"KIDS MOVIE? YOU THINK WE ARE MAKING MOVIES FOR KIDS?"
"So moving on... Star Wars... very creative to do a coming of age movie of Darth Maul but again why is he trans and it seems kind of out of character to give him pink hair and tutu"
"DARTH MAUL LIKES TO DANCE TERF"
"Finally Pinnochio 2. Sorry, it just didn't seem believable to me that Pinnochio could be pregnant and Jiminy Cricket is the father so that one is not happening"
"I GUESS I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF"
"Well... that's it. I want to thank everyone for their hard work but I'd like to see more entertainment in these scripts, now if you excuse me for a second..."
"ENTERTAINMENT? IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE?"
*Iger leaves the room*
"Tim, how are you doing... look $5 million... no everything... yes I'm serious. No I've not been drinking... I wish I had Tim... I wish I had"
"Ok everyone, so I've looked at the scripts and I think we need to workshop some ideas to focus more on the entertainment side of things"
"EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS I AM SHE/THEY HERS ARE HE/THEY AND SHE IS THEY/THEIR ALSO CATPEACHPIE HER IS OTHERKIN"
"Oh haha, sorry I forgot the introduction I'm just really excited about todays meeting so my name is Bob Iger and my pronouns are He/Him."
"BLACK LIVES MATTER"
"Yes, yes they do indeed matter thank you for reminding us Tyron.. I mean Theresa. So I liked the script for Iron Man 4 but I felt like it could use a bit more action and it seemed quite of out of character for Iron Man to glue himself to the highway to protest climate change. so I used ChatGPT to workshop some ideas. Read it and tell me what you think."
"CHATGPT CAN FUCK OFFFF"
"Tron 3, great work on that but I didn't really understand why Flynns son needs to change to an obese woman named Fiona who hates her teachers to make this work. The Edon Trusk character also seemed to be a bit on the noose"
"*GASP* DID YOU JUST USE THE N-WORD?"
"Eerrr... did I? Anyway... Mickey Mouse reboot love that but why is Mickey imprisoned in a concentration camp for 90% of the movie? I don't think that really works for a kids movie it seemed kind of bleak"
"KIDS MOVIE? YOU THINK WE ARE MAKING MOVIES FOR KIDS?"
"So moving on... Star Wars... very creative to do a coming of age movie of Darth Maul but again why is he trans and it seems kind of out of character to give him pink hair and tutu"
"DARTH MAUL LIKES TO DANCE TERF"
"Finally Pinnochio 2. Sorry, it just didn't seem believable to me that Pinnochio could be pregnant and Jiminy Cricket is the father so that one is not happening"
"I GUESS I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF"
"Well... that's it. I want to thank everyone for their hard work but I'd like to see more entertainment in these scripts, now if you excuse me for a second..."
"ENTERTAINMENT? IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE?"
*Iger leaves the room*
"Tim, how are you doing... look $5 million... no everything... yes I'm serious. No I've not been drinking... I wish I had Tim... I wish I had"
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