01-11-2024, 11:13 PM
Don't worry luv we're buggering off to a remote bunker because I just ordered some air strikes on Yemen and according to ChatGPT in a few hours this whole thing could escalate into nuclear war with Iran. I wish we could stay in London to see the look on Starmers face when he hears about this, the prick. No elections during war time am I right?
Of course my wife doesn't know babe, I told her I'm at the pork farmers conference in Guildford all weekend.