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[killamajig]

I used to but not anymore.

So I shower every Tuesday and Thursday morning. That's when I go to work at the office.

I shower every Tuesday night, that's when iplay bball. that'll be back to 2x week come Sept.

I shower every time I exercise but that's probably only like... 1 a week at the most these days.

And I shower anytime I do yard work or anything strenuous to be sweaty.

But since the pandemic and being the default parent at home I rarely shower on the weekends unless it's some specific thing that requires it. This would have sleeved me out 4+ years ago but honestly it's kinda sad I just have no fucking time to myself Saturday and Sunday and when I do have to e to myself (like 930 after putting my kid to bed) I'll want to play videogames or watch TV or something. Most times on sat / sun im just go go go with parenting stuff from 730 am until 930 pm. If my wife has the kid away for some reason like she goes to my in laws (which almost never happens without me) then I'll usually do yard work or something I've put off like cleaning/organizing, in which case I do shower.

But man like the time I have to myself is nill sometimes.

How do these people not have five minutes a day?

Well, first gotta get the Aquaman bubble bath......then get Little Mermaid bath toys.......then put Spiderman footy Pjs in the dryer so they are warm and toasty.......then....

See? Can't do all that in 5 mins.