Christians in 2043
Reading The Old Testament
Reading The New Testament
Reading The Trump Testament
An angel came down from the heaven and made President Trump look at a jumbotron. "Oh JumboTron show us the illegal migration" the angel sang. The campaign staffer looked at his screen as the PornHub tabs vanished one by one. President Trump said he was going "off script" and a graph showing illegal border crossings appeared on the Jumbotron. "Thank you" he said to the staffer, who had no idea how this image materialized on the screen. Trump turned his head to look at the Jumbotron when suddenly a bullet of the devil pierced his ear. As Trump knelt down between the poorly trained female secret service agents god spoke to him: "Fear not my son for I am your shield. Now rise and pick J.D. Vance as your running mate and Make America Great Again".
Reading The Old Testament
Reading The New Testament
Reading The Trump Testament
An angel came down from the heaven and made President Trump look at a jumbotron. "Oh JumboTron show us the illegal migration" the angel sang. The campaign staffer looked at his screen as the PornHub tabs vanished one by one. President Trump said he was going "off script" and a graph showing illegal border crossings appeared on the Jumbotron. "Thank you" he said to the staffer, who had no idea how this image materialized on the screen. Trump turned his head to look at the Jumbotron when suddenly a bullet of the devil pierced his ear. As Trump knelt down between the poorly trained female secret service agents god spoke to him: "Fear not my son for I am your shield. Now rise and pick J.D. Vance as your running mate and Make America Great Again".