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If this doesn't pull the trigger on lesbian Lara and specifically Lara/Sam I will scream.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/all-episodes-of-tomb-raider-the-legend-of-lara-croft-are-now-available-on-us-netflix.1005939/post-129977490

This comment from resident lesbian PB got me thinking... how many modern female main characters are there even in gaming that are just straight? I get the impression they're either not sexual at all or at least Bi. Honestly just keeping Lara straight would almost feel.... bold

Edit: just remembered Bayonetta is straight. (Which also caused like a shit storm)

They backtracked hard with Lara Croft after the first game of the Square/Survivor era. They wrote Sam out of the franchise as hard as they could so tumblerinas didn’t latch on “Lara Croft is a lesbian”

They put this other guy in as her main "friend zoned for life" ally, what was his name again, Jonah?
He seemed way too fat for any Tomb Raiding in game 3.

We'll probably see the new Lara Croft at the VGAs and I doubt she'll look good. It'll be somewhere between meh and what the fuck is that.