Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Besticus Maximus]

Watching the start of Dawn of the Dead. There's this dude interviewing this expert. The expert is like 'look, they kill you and you turn into one and then you kill other people. And they do it to feed, and they like to eat brains, so we need to do' and they're all just shouting at him and telling him to fuck off. Anyway, there's zombies outside eating people and the entire room is like       fuck you! Get the fuck outta here! How dare ya!
And then he's saying 'if we just treated this problem properly, without emotion, and considered the facts'

And you can see where I'm going with this