Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Uncle]

What is art anyway? How do you define art? I doubt they will seriously consider the question.

any answer other than "something that expresses yourself idk" involves imposing quality judgements, and that kind of criticism is forbidden because it makes people feel bad and isn't constructive

like you pick up a handful of dirt and I say "that's not food," but you obstinately thrust it down your gullet saying "anything's food if you eat it! your judgement is not welcome here!"