Random Talk

[Snoopy]

Airplane food? More like hairplane food amirite? 😂

[Snoopy]

Mark Zuckerberg? More like Mark Suckerberg. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Snoopy]

I was searching for music forums to see if there were any decent ones that had a fair amount of traffic. I discovered this one 

 https://forums.stevehoffman.tv/

No idea who Steve Hoffman is but I had a look through it. It's mostly old farts blatting on about The Beatles and other corpses. Anyway while I was scrolling I read a comment about another forum that was making fun of the users on that one. Interesting. So I had a look and it's literally a music version of The Bore -

https://stereocentral.freeforums.net/

Is that weird? It feels weird. Sort of like coming out of the jungle and seeing another tribe of savages.

[benji]

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The mirrored piss emoji didn’t make the cut. BENJI!!!!! 

Sorry about missing this, should have put it in the feedback thread or sent a PM considering it's an emergency. MyBB automatically appends a : at the end when you mass add emotes and this is one I missed taking off. Also, I swapped the order of these so you don't have to do them backwards anymore, I know this is a drastic change from the OG but sometimes we need to change.

edit: Did they always not pee with the same timing? Interesting.

edit edit: NOW THEY'RE SYNCED UP WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Potato]

Listening to a panel discussion on space mining at a conference. 

It's really pushing all my sci fi pleasure buttons. Totally geeking out listening to the NASA, Blue Origin, CSIRO and other massive nerds just talking about cool shit.

[BIONIC]

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The mirrored piss emoji didn’t make the cut. BENJI!!!!! 

Sorry about missing this, should have put it in the feedback thread or sent a PM considering it's an emergency. MyBB automatically appends a : at the end when you mass add emotes and this is one I missed taking off. Also, I swapped the order of these so you don't have to do them backwards anymore, I know this is a drastic change from the OG but sometimes we need to change.

edit: Did they always not pee with the same timing? Interesting.

edit edit: NOW THEY'RE SYNCED UP WHAT IS HAPPENING

Is what I’d post if they made it over

[Uncle]

I have heard variations on this quote in different contexts my whole life (the Mask is the most famous one) and I have never known the source of it until now

[benji]

While I'm glad Canada is finally being held accountable for its crimes, the smoke from the cleansing fires of freedom is getting a little annoying.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I was loading up my sunday night playlist on youtube

and noticed this:



Amazon's ad funds must be endless.

[Uncle]

do you ever feel fuckin wack and anxious like something is about to happen/something bad is probably going to happen but you know nothing will happen and you should enjoy your precious moments before you have to sleep and work tomorrow but you keep thinking wack things on loop and fail to enjoy yourself

[Maiden Voyage]

I take a few months away and suddenly there's a new forum. Where's the company newsletter so I can get caught up when I'm away?

[BIONIC]

I take a few months away and suddenly there's a new forum. Where's the company newsletter so I can get caught up when I'm away?

Jelqingtips.com

[jorma]

I take a few months away and suddenly there's a new forum. Where's the company newsletter so I can get caught up when I'm away?

hang on, you still read company newsletters when you've decided to take a few months off? that's the last thing i'd ever do when i had a few months off from work 

[benji]

Had a check accidentally deposit in savings instead of checking at the end of last week, thought I'd somehow spent $300 randomly this weekend without knowing it.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

This is why we need to divest from capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy so I could have simply taken a Steam key, left a Steam key.

[Snoopy]

I was thinking about taking up hiking and going wild camping. So the first thing I did was go on Amazon and see how much half decent tents cost. Then I went on YT and looked at video reviews of ones that looked ok. Then I looked at videos about what equipment I'd need. Then I looked at videos about pitching tents. Then I looked at videos with basic tips for camping. Then somehow these videos showed up in the recommendation bar about campers being woken up at 3am in the middle of nowhere by the sound of someone walking around their tent. Or some random, obviously non hiking stranger just appearing out of the darkness. I am no longer thinking about going camping.

[HardcoreRetro]

Should've just put "survival shotgun" and " defense while camping" in the youtube search bar.

[Nintex]

Camping is very popular in Europe right now. It must be the plandemic, expensive flights and all those "Fucked by a stranger on a hike" and "Sharing a tent with my stepsister" type of videos. The number of camper vans I see on the road in this area is insane and not just old people anymore.

I never understood the appeal of leaving behind all your luxury to sleep in a tent or camper van when you can just rent a comfortable home on a Swiss mountain instead.

[Snoopy]

I thought it would be alright. Hike through some mountains. See the sights. Get away from the city, but apparently the country side is full of psychos wandering about in the middle of the night. So, nah.

[Uncle]

if 30 million people go camping in a year and there are 5 spooky videos on youtube I think you're probably gonna be ok

I mean have you seen all the videos about people who get attacked while at home, maybe it'd be safer to go camping

[Snoopy]

True but at home any intruder would have to go through the wife and the cats before they got to me. I'd be long gone before then.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I was putting icy hot on my partners shoulders, washed my hands. 

Went to the bathroom and apparently didn't was my hands enough.

Icy dick.

[chronovore]

That's a pretty good rap name.

[bork]

That's a pretty good rap name.

https://m.soundcloud.com/icydick

[Uncle]

I was putting icy hot on my partners shoulders, washed my hands. 

Went to the bathroom and apparently didn't was my hands enough.

Icy dick.

my shoulder hurts and because I remembered this post I bought a box of patches 

[Polident]

Saw a guy today wearing a pink shirt that said “RACISM” with a giant thumbs up picture under it. Like it was a sports team shirt. Presumably from Boston.

[Uncle]

[chronovore]

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Saw a guy today wearing a pink shirt that said “RACISM” with a giant thumbs up picture under it. Like it was a sports team shirt. Presumably from Boston.

Lots of fans out there for the Dallas Racisms.

[Snoopy]

I bought a series X so I put my S up on Gumtree for 140 quid, which is a very reasonable price. You would not believe the amount of twats messaging me asking if I’d sell it cheaper



Edit. What 2 days selling a console on Gumtree looks like -

"Hi. I could come and pick this up right now. I can only give you £80 because I can't test if it works or not."

"Hi. Is this still availabe? Great. Can we meet up? Will you accept £60?"

"£100 the now."

"Does this come with Starfield?"

"Would you swap for a PS4?"

On and fucking on it goes. An endless wave of retards, gimps and the worst, most rubbish wannabe con artists. People so stupid I could probably hand over a box of rocks and they'd be so delighted at their con working they wouldn't check.

[Nintex]

yeah when I picked up a few games on an online market place thing and paid the sellers quickly after some reasonable offers they were very surprised and gave me 5 star reviews.

Looked up some car prices today for shits and giggles after reading so much doom and gloom about cars being out of reach for the average worker and I was shocked.
Small used cars that barely break 80hp cost up to €10k. Anything below €10k is basically junk. 
Used cars with equal performance as my 2014 Lancer (~150hp) start at €20k or more. 
 
Thankfully the mileage of my Lancer is just ~70k miles and these things are known to run up to 300k miles if not more.
They don't make cars like these anymore.

[Uncle]

Looked up some car prices today for shits and giggles after reading so much doom and gloom about cars being out of reach for the average worker and I was shocked.
Small used cars that barely break 80hp cost up to €10k. Anything below €10k is basically junk. 
Used cars with equal performance as my 2014 Lancer (~150hp) start at €20k or more. 
 
Thankfully the mileage of my Lancer is just ~70k miles and these things are known to run up to 300k miles if not more.
They don't make cars like these anymore.

recently had the exact same experience as you, just change to dollars (below $10k is junk)

managed to get a good 10 year old car for $15k though