Elon Musk thread - Saviour of the Black Sea Fleet #SpaceKaren

[Nintex]

He's gonna test self-drive a Tesla to Zucks house and stream it live on X.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/08/18/elon-musk-says-x-users-will-be-losing-the-ability-to-block-content-.html

Is he high? Why?

[Nintex]

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/08/18/elon-musk-says-x-users-will-be-losing-the-ability-to-block-content-.html

Is he high? Why?

he doesn't want you to block his tweets

[HaughtyFrank]

I hope he doesn't kill community notes

[bork]

[benji]

[Rendle]

The thing I hate most about Musk is that he will probably live to 150 so i'll have to deal with hearing about this shit until I die

[jorma]

The thing I hate most about Musk is that he will probably live to 150 so i'll have to deal with hearing about this shit until I die

That's what she said.

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[benji]

[Nintex]

Better listen to the highly respected pollster Catturd the Second.

[Nintex]

Elon saved us from Nuclear War.

[benji]

   

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

[benji]

Actress Amber Heard, who dated known gamer Musk through 2016, and then on-and-off in 2017, looked like popular support hero Mercy to him, Isaacson writes. While pretty much every Overwatch character is featured in tons of lovingly made porn online, Mercy is particularly popular, especially in a subsect of the BDSM community (“healsluts”) that feels erotic pleasure from healing in-game.

Musk, apparently, “looked attractive for a rocket engineer,” Isaacson continues.

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Ultimately, while Heard was filming Aquaman in Australia in 2017, Isaacson writes, Musk flew out to see her, and she kissed him on the cheek.

“[Musk] told her that she reminded him of Mercy, his favorite character in [...] Overwatch, so she spent two months designing and commissioning a head-to-toe costume so she could role-play for him.” That process was likely very involved for Heard. A full Mercy outfit requires faithful recreation of the character’s iconic white-blocked bodysuit, gold halo headpiece, and soaring, mechanical wings, which cosplayers sometimes like rigging with complicated lights or stiff plastic.

“I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called a hot chick,” Heard told Isaacson.

 healslut

[Nintex]

Surprisingly enough Elon didn't breed her like his other waifus.

[HaughtyFrank]

[Uncle]

um that's revenge porn

[Cauliflower Of Love]

that's a terrible costume jfc

[Nintex]

Whenever there's a crazy rumor about Musk always assume it's 100% true and based.

[Uncle]

that's a terrible costume jfc

they're rich as fuck and could only manage this

[Nintex]

[Rendle]

[benji]

[Rendle]

Edit: i did an oopsie

[HaughtyFrank]

By the way, huge mistake of Heard to not release that Overwatch cosplay during the Depp trial.

[Nintex]

She had very poor legal advice.

[Polident]

Elon settling with Grimes got me questioning the other choices he’s made.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Settling? she probably does butt stuff to him

[Nintex]

This sums it up perfectly