Random Talk

[Potato]

Without sounding too negative (conscious that I've really only offered criticism) there's too much going on in the background and it distracts from the subject which is the spider in its web.

Focus on the subject, remove the distractions.

Ironically, the background without the spider would be a lovely photo with the mirror reflection in the water and that gothic mood dripping from the photo.

[Nintex]

Cool Spider pic. The key when you're starting with art shots and don't have NOLAN vision, is really to take like 10 or 20 pictures from different angles and then pick out the best one.
By comparing them you can also see what you did wrong or right in each of them.

You know, after a night sleep looking at the bio again with my bro Grok, I made a few tweaks to tone it down just a notch but it signals something that none of my other bios did, it signals: invite me over to have fun be it a movie night or jamming to some music and I feel more comfortable with it than I thought. If they don't want to throw their Pokeball and keep me, I'll just scurry back into the tall grass.

I'm gonna a cool it down a bit, play some video games and watch some movies with my bros this weekend though, and next week the Nintex just for fun arc begins.

[BIONIC]

[Nintex]

Given how reverse psychology works with the ladies it wouldn't surprise me if this bio gets me the exact opposite type of matches.

It's basically just gas lighting all the 'looking for something serious' women on this app. 

 
"Uhuh I'm a pretty good catch as a business man but you're in luck I'm too busy with epic wins to stick around and the monkey brain needs a workout. Just throw your Pokeball for a fun night plushie princess."

And for those type of women it's going to be hard not to ask "Are you for fucking real, you should get serious and commit  "

It's what I've seen with all the fuck bois around me and they weren't even as succesful and some not as tall or fit as me. They just riled up those on the clock around them that wanted to settle so much with their shit, that eventually one of them decides to get close to try and intervene and is then caught in the trap.

The weirdest one

"Stop eating unhealthy, it's disgusting, ugh everything stinks here"
"Then you cook for me, I'm too busy"
"Ok asshole, I will do that and throw it in your face" (married, 2 kids)

[Cauliflower Of Love]

If Nintex ever gets laid I will live stream my suicide.

I will save you because he's not worth it.