United States Politics: Deportations for some, miniature American flags for others!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

okjan

[TylenolJones]

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*Press conference display materials to be printed at Smada's Small Business Printshop*

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

Breaking the train left the station and there are no breaks

[killamajig]

Suck it, terrorists!

[Nintex]

How does he continue to exceed expectations and why do these world leaders take the bait so easily.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

“No, he’s not going to be president, that I can tell you,” Trump said. “And I’m safe. You know why he can’t be? He wasn’t born in this country.”

I love the between the lines reality of this statement.

[benji]

[Nintex]

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I'm glad you agree the unipolar world is over Donald we must define spheres of interest to best suit our security needs  

Ok, give me a sharpie I always loved playing RISK. There we go and Ken PayPal will get Greenland his wife is no Barbie let me tell ya

Paypal Ken? Constant niple? Canada 51st State? The US Canal? CIA Cuba? BEST KOREA? What is this map, Can I at least get Slovenia back  

I promised that to Melania sorry, how about we trade Crimea for Kursk and I give you another 50 year lease on the base  

[DavidCroquet]

I'm gonna say now that I think releasing the Gaetz ethics report was a gamble that will seriously backfire.

My guess is that some aggrieved republicans wanted to scare him off or make him retire, but I think they probably annoyed him and now they've assured they will have a spite-colleague for life.

From the snippet I read it's basically Weekend at Hunter's. Can't really browbeat people with shit like that when the loudmouths on the left are acting like middle-aged felony gun owners and drug abusers are Opportunity Youth.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Let's be real, if gaetz got close enough to the microphone to threaten other people, he probably doesn't have the actual dirt.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/23/joe-biden-death-row-inmate-sentences-commuted-clemency

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[Nintex]

It would be on brand for the United States to Switch parties halfway through the drone war with Mexico and Canada. Cuz they don't like the cut of vances jib

That is if the Republicans aren't going to find a way to do Trump III or Elon doesn't get them to run Grok as their candidate instead.

[Potato]

They would be that stupid, wouldn't they?

[Nintex]

They would be that stupid, wouldn't they?

The election will probably be delayed to adjust for the Electoral Votes of North Mexico, Greenland, Panama, Canada and greater Israel  

[Nintex]

Sir, Putin is calling to ask why our drones are flying into Russia, sir what are you doing on that iPad, sir!!

[Nintex]

President Trump with his traditional Christmas Wish  

It was actually on the Dutch radio when I was driving home just now.
"Not just our king, but leaders worldwide are celebrating Christmas. Both President Biden and President Elect Trump shared their Christmas wishes today. President Biden shared a video of the Christmas decorations in the White House, while President Trump posted memes about former President Barack Obama and accused China of illegally patrolling the Panama Canal while again insisting the United States should own Greenland."

[Potato]

Fucking orange retard man.

[benji]

I'm like 99.9% sure that 38,000 number includes the failed French effort earlier and they had like 75% of the worker deaths or something. Not that the deaths during the American effort were all Americans or even mostly Americans either.

[Nintex]

The origin of the policy is probably a history class from Barron Trump, who went like: 
"Hey dad, did you know 38 000 people died building the Panama Canal and we owned it at some point?"
"Really the Panama Canal? Wow, that's interesting"

And the discussion they were having about how to invade Mexico completely derailed.

[Potato]

Can't wait until Trump gets into office and all these brain fart policy ideas get knocked on the head when actual adults explain to him that this shit is illegal, dumb, counterproductive, incorrect or just retarded.

[who is ted danson?]

Can't wait until Trump gets into office and all these brain fart policy ideas get knocked on the head when actual adults explain to him that this shit is illegal, dumb, counterproductive, incorrect or just retarded.

you laugh now , but in less than 30 days, american zoomers are going to be dying in tactical nuclear strikes during a failed land/sea/air invasion of greenland

[Nintex]

Can't wait until Trump gets into office and all these brain fart policy ideas get knocked on the head when actual adults explain to him that this shit is illegal, dumb, counterproductive, incorrect or just retarded.

Like the first time it's all going to magically work out because they will bend over backwards and the only army capable of offering any kind of resistance to American power has lost +700k troops trying to take Potrovsk (population: 60 127). In the end if Trump wants to patrol the Panama Canal there is really nothing that can stop it.

Panama's constitution prohibits a traditional military, to promote stability and prevent the misuse of military power.

Panama does not even have an army.

I think the Pentagon wargamed the war on China and concluded that the only way the US could win was to be utterly unpredictable so the Chinese would have no fucking clue what would happen next and could not risk invading Taiwan if Trump. 

[Potato]

Can't wait until Trump gets into office and all these brain fart policy ideas get knocked on the head when actual adults explain to him that this shit is illegal, dumb, counterproductive, incorrect or just retarded.

you laugh now , but in less than 30 days, american zoomers are going to be dying in tactical nuclear strikes during a failed land/sea/air invasion of greenland

If that's what we gotta do to course correct that generation, then so be it...

[Nintex]

Potato for Trump  

Anyway, the civil war I predicted would happen before the election has finally started. Regular/Old MAGA does not like tech bro MAGA because tech bro MAGA supports immigration and automation. So now the question is will Trump throw the fantastic Laura Loomer and friends under the bus or Vivek, Elon and the Indians. Elon and the bois are responding to people who say: "They took our jobs" by saying it's a skill issue and that the US always needed immigrants to achieve great things like Wehrner von Braun. 

I never understood why the Democrats didn't exploit this rift prior to the election because it was already boiling at the RNC.

[Potato]

I never understood why the Democrats didn't exploit this rift prior to the election because it was already boiling at the RNC.

I mean, the democrats are retards and put a complete nincompoop up against Trump...again. What's surprising about this really?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The democrats don't care, honestly. 

What are they gonna do that the republicans aren't already doing?

Save for like AOC or Bernie, none of them give a fuck as long as their check comes in.