Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[nachobro]

everyone in my family hates me and would leave me to die...also i live with them and they almost certainly give me food (cause i remain large asf despite claiming to be starving) and go to me for help


https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-the-family-member-that-does-computers-that-will-be-doing-tech-support-the-next-few-days.1068258/#post-133389324

[Propagandhim]

"mom I'm starving, I can't help you get into your email.."
"There's some cereal in the cabinet, honey"
"Bitch, do I look like I eat Count Chocula.  No..no..shut up..look in my eyes...*points to eyes* look into my fucking eyes, bitch.  How many fucking times do I have to tell you, I want Boo Berries"

[NekoFever]

everyone in my family hates me and would leave me to die...also i live with them and they almost certainly give me food (cause i remain large asf despite claiming to be starving) and go to me for help


https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-the-family-member-that-does-computers-that-will-be-doing-tech-support-the-next-few-days.1068258/#post-133389324

Thank god the author made it clear that it’s sarcasm and not literally what their grandparents see.

[Potato]

"You want me dead.  You want me genocided!"

Yeah, kinda.

Aren't all these lefty trans lunatics anti-religion? 

Why you care about Christmas presents?

[nachobro]

they look pretty happy as is, those kids probably got enough gifts

[Jansen]

"mom I'm starving, I can't help you get into your email.."
"There's some cereal in the cabinet, honey"
"Bitch, do I look like I eat Count Chocula.  No..no..shut up..look in my eyes...*points to eyes* look into my fucking eyes, bitch.  How many fucking times do I have to tell you, I want Boo Berries"

Please don't hit me again but boo berries won't be back until next Halloween 😔

[Potato]

they look pretty happy as is, those kids probably got enough gifts

If you can afford licenced crap t-shirts you can afford a couple of small Christmas presents.

[Kyon1988]

everyone in my family hates me and would leave me to die...also i live with them and they almost certainly give me food (cause i remain large asf despite claiming to be starving) and go to me for help


https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-the-family-member-that-does-computers-that-will-be-doing-tech-support-the-next-few-days.1068258/#post-133389324

Such a terrible thing to be able to help other family members. But of course Melody could have used this time to build Gunpla or learn how to play guitar

[Steven Snell]

everyone in my family hates me and would leave me to die...also i live with them and they almost certainly give me food (cause i remain large asf despite claiming to be starving) and go to me for help


https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-the-family-member-that-does-computers-that-will-be-doing-tech-support-the-next-few-days.1068258/#post-133389324

Oh noooo it must be so exhausting and taking up so much time in your such busy life to help your family out with very minor things?

[Greatness Gone]

melds probably just needs as much time as possible to fill out resumés, y'all. stop being mean.

[Jansen]

everyone in my family hates me and would leave me to die...also i live with them and they almost certainly give me food (cause i remain large asf despite claiming to be starving) and go to me for help


https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-the-family-member-that-does-computers-that-will-be-doing-tech-support-the-next-few-days.1068258/#post-133389324

Oh noooo it must be so exhausting and taking up so much time in your such busy life to help your family out with very minor things?

Remember, CHUDDY, malds parents are hostile as fuck and ruining their life

[Jansen]

melds probably just needs as much time as possible to fill out resumés, y'all. stop being mean.

Might as well make them McDonalds checks go straight to discover bank.

Don't you see, malds is trapped in unfortunate circumstances beyond their ability to manipulate

[DocWager]

I just realized that Melody looks like Gabe Newell with a wig.

[Uncle]

they look pretty happy as is, those kids probably got enough gifts

If you can afford licenced crap t-shirts you can afford a couple of small Christmas presents.

nah secondhand stores/Goodwill is a thing, you can get those for $3, less if there are still bloodstains on em

[Uncle]

I just realized that Melody looks like Gabe Newell with a wig.

[DocWager]

I just realized that Melody looks like Gabe Newell with a wig.

Is he 40?

[Uncle]

*she

[Jonsey]

"You want me dead.  You want me genocided!"

Yeah, kinda.

Ok they need to die. This is reprehensible to use kids

[Jansen]

"You want me dead.  You want me genocided!"

Yeah, kinda.

Ok they need to die. This is reprehensible to use kids

But that's their partners family! Wylder is juggling like 3 different mutualaid campaigns! I'm sure all money will go to the appropriate entities

[Jansen]

*she

Shes can't fuck their mothers with their penis

[killamajig]

This is little Killa ----> 

He needs your $$$ so I can buy beer food.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-more-i-learn-about-the-black-panther-party-the-more-im-amazed-in-a-good-way-obviously.1068171/

>Proceeds to cite Wikipedia 

[Jansen]

Looks like we may have a budding new (real) troll on the way. Banabman part deux?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-says-on-day-1-he-will-sign-executive-orders-banning-trans-people-from-the-military-schools-banning-gender-affirming-care.1067679/page-4#post-133366947

Nah, they are not transphobic, just confused. They like to be the most knowledgable person in the room.

Are they still in your life?

PleasExplain has 2 posts ever, and already seems to be well versed in how to lead targeted posters down the garden path.

They're not gonna make it sarge  

PleasExplain

Hercule said:
My grandma also asked me to help with the tv but I don't see anything wrong with helping other people.

Only times it became annoying was when she called at midnight

Nothing wrong with helping other people, but Melody is clearly being exploited here.

Why even bother trolling if you're gonna be this lazy bro. Play it tactical 

[Taco Bell Tower]

Embiid, if you're reading this make a bire account.  NepNep is so going to perm ban your ass.  We will give you all the likes from the previous NepNep battle.

I can promise you he's not reading this (sadly?)

[Propagandhim]

Oh, I thought they were her kids she was using as guilt trip donation bait.  Well, I guess that's a bit less horrifying

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-else-find-it-a-cognitive-dissonance-that-valve-is-considered-consumer-friendly-but-also-has-the-biggest-real-money-gambling-in-gaming.1068393/

No

[Jonsey]

Oh, I thought they were her kids she was using as guilt trip donation bait.  Well, I guess that's a bit less horrifying

That’s even worse

[Snoopy]

Go on Nep ban Jeff Marvel for 2 months for the kek. If not for us then do it for black lives matter.

[DavidCroquet]

It starts with doing the work of constructing additional pylons, but ya’ll ain’t ready for that conversation.

[kaleidoscopium]

I ask this to you. Why not here? Resetera has some of the brightest and smartest American voices. If you read posts from Nepenthe or any of our posters from the Black thread shows that we have some great leaders here.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-more-i-learn-about-the-black-panther-party-the-more-im-amazed-in-a-good-way-obviously.1068171/#post-133394076