Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[HaughtyFrank]

Somebody get your girl, she's lost.

At this point I'm surprised they're not mad that the heavyweight boxing champion isn't allowed to win the fly weight title.

[Uncle]

have they considered the possibility that previously, they were just on the cusp of being able to open pickle jars, and a new bottling process has made opening them 5% more difficult, which was enough for them to cross the rubicon

have they considered the possibility that they started buying a different pickle brand because claussen is kosher and therefore must certainly support israel, and the new pickle brand they are buying has more tightly sealed lids

              

[Uncle]

Did anyone from Era go, even to just check it out? Most of the pics were repost from reddit

It's Era. Probably none of the prominent members went.

Brother Noodle on the other hand..

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

What a harrowing, yet powerful account for how terrible prison systems can be. Note how this weaponization against those we deem as "others" or those who pose a threat to a system that exacerbates climate breakdown is something that'll increase tenfold in the coming decades.

I've spent nearly a day in jail for protesting last year and while my case is nowhere near as cruel as this person's, it radicalized me into seeing how there's a lot of good people who are incarcerated...and no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ihie2b/luigi_posting/

Putting this out there so people are aware when we start removing these posts/comments.

You cannot attempt to use "Luigi" to bypass any sort of TOS violations when it comes to acts of violence. We will be removing these as we see them and ask for you to report any that you see. We understand that Destiny has been making some spicy tweets and comments on stream using this term but that doesn't mean we can do so here. Included is a picture of Reddit removing a comment citing "Site wide Rules" as the removal reason.

Thanks for understanding that this is a Reddit TOS issue and not something we are trying to enforce out of nowhere.

 Looks like Era isn't the only one running scared.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Did anyone from Era go, even to just check it out? Most of the pics were repost from reddit

It's Era. Probably none of the prominent members went.

Brother Noodle on the other hand..

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

What a harrowing, yet powerful account for how terrible prison systems can be. Note how this weaponization against those we deem as "others" or those who pose a threat to a system that exacerbates climate breakdown is something that'll increase tenfold in the coming decades.

I've spent nearly a day in jail for protesting last year and while my case is nowhere near as cruel as this person's, it radicalized me into seeing how there's a lot of good people who are incarcerated...and no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions.

 I will always respect Brother Noodle for doing what Nep and others on Era won't.

[Ribosome]

Did anyone from Era go, even to just check it out? Most of the pics were repost from reddit

It's Era. Probably none of the prominent members went.

Brother Noodle on the other hand..

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

What a harrowing, yet powerful account for how terrible prison systems can be. Note how this weaponization against those we deem as "others" or those who pose a threat to a system that exacerbates climate breakdown is something that'll increase tenfold in the coming decades.

I've spent nearly a day in jail for protesting last year and while my case is nowhere near as cruel as this person's, it radicalized me into seeing how there's a lot of good people who are incarcerated...and no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions.

Almost a whole day? We've got a real tough guy over here.

Try a weekend in federal holding. The only movie the guards played for us was Crash.

Everyone fucking knows that it winning Best Picture was a travesty that year.

[HaughtyFrank]

It's Era. Probably none of the prominent members went.

Brother Noodle on the other hand..

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

What a harrowing, yet powerful account for how terrible prison systems can be. Note how this weaponization against those we deem as "others" or those who pose a threat to a system that exacerbates climate breakdown is something that'll increase tenfold in the coming decades.

I've spent nearly a day in jail for protesting last year and while my case is nowhere near as cruel as this person's, it radicalized me into seeing how there's a lot of good people who are incarcerated...and no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions.

Almost a whole day? We've got a real tough guy over here.

Try a weekend in federal holding. The only movie the guards played for us was Crash.

Everyone fucking knows that it winning Best Picture was a travesty that year.

[books]

Nobody in Resetera was impressed by Brother Noodle Soup's stint in prison for his stupid stunt but he made some fans here, myself included. Hope he hasn't been radicalized by the local prison chapter of the Muslim Brotherhood.

[Snoopy]

Brother Noodle on meeting the Aryans. "Eh. You shouldn't let a few bad apples n all that..."

[killamajig]

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

Almost a whole day? We've got a real tough guy over here.

Try a weekend in federal holding. The only movie the guards played for us was Crash.

Everyone fucking knows that it winning Best Picture was a travesty that year.

I ate the prison food almost every day. It's better than most people think. The french toast was great and so was the fried chicken. All made by the inmates. I'd pick the prison food over my old high school menu from back in the 80s any day of the week.

[Propagandhim]

It's Era. Probably none of the prominent members went.

Brother Noodle on the other hand..

https://www.reddit.com/user/TacoMasters/

What a harrowing, yet powerful account for how terrible prison systems can be. Note how this weaponization against those we deem as "others" or those who pose a threat to a system that exacerbates climate breakdown is something that'll increase tenfold in the coming decades.

I've spent nearly a day in jail for protesting last year and while my case is nowhere near as cruel as this person's, it radicalized me into seeing how there's a lot of good people who are incarcerated...and no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions.

Almost a whole day? We've got a real tough guy over here.

Try a weekend in federal holding. The only movie the guards played for us was Crash.

Everyone fucking knows that it winning Best Picture was a travesty that year.

Did the blacks and whites in the prison come together and say "fuck this racism shit, we should be building each other up not tearing each other down" after watching the movie?

[Uncle]

I ate the prison food almost every day. It's better than most people think. The french toast was great and so was the fried chicken. All made by the inmates. I'd pick the prison food over my old high school menu from back in the 80s any day of the week.

did you develop camaraderie with some of the inmates, like dude you're a good cook, you gotta open a restaurant when you get out

[HaughtyFrank]

Did the blacks and whites in the prison come together and say "fuck this racism shit, we should be building each other up not tearing each other down" after watching the movie?

They almost did but then they heard that the Superbowl this year wont have "end racism" written in the end zones

[Propagandhim]

you gon get those mothafuckin knees dirty white boy, an you gon suck this dick cuz you my little cracka ass girlfriend, white boy.  You gon suck, white boy, and we gon watch Crash and cry at all the good parts you lily ass cracka ass bitch.  Make a nigga get choked up at all the right parts you lil cracka ass dick suckin, bitch.  Hold my hand, cracka.

[killamajig]

I ate the prison food almost every day. It's better than most people think. The french toast was great and so was the fried chicken. All made by the inmates. I'd pick the prison food over my old high school menu from back in the 80s any day of the week.

did you develop camaraderie with some of the inmates, like dude you're a good cook, you gotta open a restaurant when you get out

No, but here's a fun fact......

When I was in the academy, our firefighting training courses were taught by incarcerated firefighters. 

They are the ones that showed us how to use fire extinguishers properly and even hoses because a lot of the prisons are out in the middle of nowhere so they actually have their own fire crews that are inmates.

[killamajig]

no one person should suffer such inhumane conditions

It wasn't even 24 hrs




Bonus
jail humor



Don't listen to the haters, prison is great!!! That's why our guest come back, time and time, again. Some like it so much they never leave.

[Echelon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tmz-kendrick-lamar-is-performing-not-like-us-during-the-super-bowl.1101456/#post-135385176

TripleBee:

If he doesn't change Drake to Trump with him in attendance he's a coward.

Nep:

Why do some of y'all want this song hijacked for your white-ass politics during Black History Month?

Fuck that shit. This song is about Black culture.

Black "culture" is grown adults with GEDs slinging insults at each other and being pedophiles?

[Propagandhim]

Ok my exaggerated black guy in prison routine wasn't an invitation to actually be racist  

[Echelon]

Ok my exaggerated black guy in prison routine wasn't an invitation to actually be racist  

My bad. Fur-suit headed retard*.

[Boredfrom]

Speaking about racists and idiots:

Why do some of y'all want this song hijacked for your white-ass politics during Black History Month?

Bitch, you live in the same country like half of the forum, what would black politics be?

[Boredfrom]

It sounds to me that Nepenthe is tired of politics in entertainment.

[Echelon]

Speaking about racists and idiots:

Why do some of y'all want this song hijacked for your white-ass politics during Black History Month?

Bitch, you live in the same country like half of the forum, what would be black politics?

I mean that's exactly what I was getting at. Nep and Royalan will take any opportunity to take racist potshots at white people and elevate black culture into this mythical "cosa nostra" bullshit when it suits their stupid narrative. If you reversed the tables, you'd be banned instantly over there.

[Propagandhim]

Because they're both extremely sad, dimwitted, underachieving losers that incidentally happen to be black.   They have no power and can bitch about entire races all they want, it's the bleating sounds of personal frustration and projection.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-sign-executive-order-banning-trans-athletes-from-women%E2%80%99s-and-girls%E2%80%99-sports.1100592/page-2#post-135370944
Melody Shreds

Whenever someone claims we have an advantage in sports I get reminded of how I lost 60% of my muscle mass and can't even open a fucking jar of pickles anymore.

Someone who loses THAT much of their muscle mass is not gonna be able to compete with men.

HRT does a LOT

That's the way to beat Shreds, pull out a pickle jar 

Shreds must have been absolutely jacked before HRT. 

[Potato]

boredfrom is this true

Worth it for the pyramids, tacos and beaches though...

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-sign-executive-order-banning-trans-athletes-from-women%E2%80%99s-and-girls%E2%80%99-sports.1100592/page-2#post-135380901

i was always told that freedom of action does not mean freedom from consequences

 

just keeping it to the realm of sports there are countless rules that prevent the freedom to do whatever the fuck

as a normal man you can't simply join a women's team and dominate them, "oH bUt I tHoUgHt We HaD fReEdOm"

you can't suddenly declare a rule change in the middle of the game that arbitrarily gives your team 100 points, "oH bUt I tHoUgHt We HaD fReEdOm"

you can't bring clubs and beat the other team half to death before the game, "oH bUt I tHoUgHt We HaD fReEdOm"

You sure? 


#goldensnitch

[benji]

I'll never get over the funniest thing about the pickle jar meme being how it's not a strength task. Just the world's most pathetic misogyny.

The west can't handle the most basic tasks. 

Right, you're just breaking the seal. The other trick is using your off hand because it's not as flexible so you'll hold the lid tighter.

This is why it's such obvious misogyny, they're saying "I can't do something, proof I'm actually a woman!" And all the "feminists" just thank them for being brave and stunning.

Somebody get your girl, she's lost.

This is a perfect example of how these people are both stupid and dishonest.

The purpose of women's sports is to create sports for women so men aren't in them. So the criteria is that you must be a female. And that's it. All this other hypothetical stuff is irrelevant because they're still female. Trans women violate the one criteria because they are male. They know this so to avoid having to admit it they start coming up with all these other absurd hypotheticals about females with some condition or thinking any criteria at all should be abolished. Except it's not about creating a system where literally anyone can participate no matter what, it's simply about keeping out males. They want to throw out the only purpose so they have to gish gallop you as if the goal is getting you to think sports should be abolished entirely if any male is denied access to them. When that's entirely irrelevant, males as a class are excluded because males as a class have an advantage over females as a class. Individual cases aren't what matters.

Literally the same technique creationists and intelligent designers use to avoid having to deal with evolution similarly being simple and easily illustrated logic. Also the same technique that forum uses for everything. They attack every and any specific thing they can latch onto with the idea that if they can show any flaw, however absurd or incoherent or hypothetical, in any other position you must accept their position by default despite it being even more flawed.

Gender of the Gaps theory.

[Ribosome]

That's a hecking transphobia right there.

[books]

Fiction's pfp makes me wanna punch him/her/them in the face.

[Potato]

you gon get those mothafuckin knees dirty white boy, an you gon suck this dick cuz you my little cracka ass girlfriend, white boy.  You gon suck, white boy, and we gon watch Crash and cry at all the good parts you lily ass cracka ass bitch.  Make a nigga get choked up at all the right parts you lil cracka ass dick suckin, bitch.  Hold my hand, cracka.

I just love how these American TV shows and movies have hyper masculine characters who are like, "Whelp, day one of prison, guess I better start raping guys before someone starts raping me."