Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[BananaBlast]

Can we please stop quoting the shit-covered carrot

Yeah seriously. It's just so gross looking at it. 🤮🤮🤮

[Nintex]

CRY MORE BABIES

[Eric Cartman]

Now, if this really is just an expression of frustration and hopelessness, and you actually do want progress but don't know how, then you should understand the fundamental truth that most of the progress in the world was indeed not had by Democrats or superheroes, but by masses of people organizing, initiating and performing projects, defending themselves and their homelands, reacting to the social and material conditions that lay before them, and ultimately moving in the understanding that we as humans are unique in the ability to shape and reshape our cultures, and we can use this gift to make a better world.

Stupid bitch just described colonisation

[Nintex]

More bad news for ResetEra. Trump just launched a war against their Houthi terrorist friends in Yemen.

"YOUR TIME IS UP, AND YOUR ATTACKS MUST STOP, STARTING TODAY. IF THEY DON’T, HELL WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE!"

[Eric Cartman]

Sorry/not sorry for the double post but Jesus H. Christ:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-resetera-had-a-way-to-tip-the-mods-would-you.1135551/

If let's say Era started a completely volunteer tipping option to tip the mods, do you think you would ever contribute?

Some great replies already. Someone should bring up Nepenthe’s Ko-Fi account.

I got a tip for them: be less overtly shit at your hobby-job and then expecting sympathy for it

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-trump-says-he-ordered-military-action-against-houthis-in-yemen.1135644/

[Uncle]

the houthis, or as I like to call them THE UNCOUTHIS,

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-been-crying-for-an-hour-my-wife-had-to-kick-an-off-leash-dog-because-it-nipped-her-then-tried-to-jump-at-pram.1135428/

I am really shaken here. I just don't know what to say. I love dogs and so this situation really upset me because even though the dog was under zero-control I just couldn't deal with hearing that yelp. It was off-lead in a public park, it ran up to my wife and our dog off lead and started biting at my wife's feet before turning towards the pram, at which point my wife had to kick it.

The owner came up and screamed at my wife, calling her a psychopath and that she wanted our details to report us ti child services for being "violent in front of your children", and I just turned around at that point without responding, though my response would have been that letting an off lead dog run to a pram after nipping somebody would probably end worse for them… But at that point I just wanted to calm things. To be fair another gentleman in the park told her to step off and tried to more calmly explain things. As I walked off she shouted "kick my dog again and I'll kick you in the face"

I dunno. I feel awful. I feel awful for the dog and I feel terrible because I am circling in my head what could have been done differently. And just one last edit, because it's my fault for not including this, but I obviously feel awful for my wife too having to be put in that situation and she was right.

I am not expecting sympathy. I know what happened is terrible. I just needed to vent. I think I am just going to cry silently in my bedroom. I can't deal with this.

Edit: To add to this, I know my wife is right. Also my wife reacted first because she was behind me with the dog, and then the dog turned and went back to the pram, which is why she reacted first. I have no idea what I would have done but my wife was right. I think I am just in shock and scared

Jesus Christ...

That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen posted to Retardera.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-been-crying-for-an-hour-my-wife-had-to-kick-an-off-leash-dog-because-it-nipped-her-then-tried-to-jump-at-pram.1135428/


Jesus Christ...

Did I just stumble into an Andrew tate forum? There's nothing wrong with crying, and saying there is a "correct" response is totally ridiculous

The hell?

Very bothered by the flippant and unempathetic responses to OP sharing something traumatic. A lot of people on here need to think "Is this how I would respond to someone telling me this in person?" Because a lot of era posters' first instinct is look for some dunk or criticism instead of empathy.

You said crying over this is not the correct response. You didn't say that the way op handled it wasn't the correct resposne

Way too far. Please be nicer.

I get not everyone has worked jobs where you are trained to run towards the danger BUT it's your fucking wife and kid?!?!?!?!

His reaction is to cry in a pillow, run to Era for sympathy and a bunch of other weak-ass bithes come in to say it's okay. 

Yep, we have nothing to fear from these ineffectual babies taking over. They won't even fight to save their own family.

Locked

Thread locked at OP's request

[HaughtyFrank]

I really want to hear the wife in all of this. Imagine a dog bites you and then your husband locks himself in the bedroom and cries.
Though I guess if she married the guy she must be aware of his weirdness or have similar issues

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tesla-set-on-fire-in-seattle-fourth-straight-day-with-vandalism-in-washington-state.1134690/page-5#post-137078799

Someone reminds Era that lithium battery fires are toxic and more deadly than regular fires. Let's wait and see if he's banned for "dismissing concerns" or "trolling".

[Straight Edge]

It's only a matter of time till some gun nut hides in his cybertruck and unloads on someone vandalizing it.

[Taco Bell Tower]

LinkStrikesBack

Sounds like the fully correct response would have also to be kick that other owner. They and their dog deserved it, although it's ultimately the owners fault.

NameUser

It's fine, shit happens. I can see why it upset you. But sadly, some dogs are dangerous and need to be kicked. It's the owner's fault. Good on you for not escalating, though. I would've snapped and turned it into a whole other thing.

You're better than me because I would have let that asshole owner REALLY hear it.

Nerokis

Not going to lie, I'm having to hold back from responding to this meanly.

All I'll say is your wife's reaction was completely understandable and I do also understand that confrontation can be difficult.

If that had happened to my wife and kids, both the dog and that lady would've been launched into the fucking sun...

You did right, that owner will eventually get kicked in the face if she keeps being such an asshole.

Babies are extremely vulnerable and I would have done anything to remove the threat without hesitation.

I would have gone ape-shit all over that dog owner - unleashed dog attacking my wife and child?
I would actually have uncontrollable rage and may have done something regrettable to that dog owner.

Ree never beating the women hating allegations


https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-been-crying-for-an-hour-my-wife-had-to-kick-an-off-leash-dog-because-it-nipped-her-then-tried-to-jump-at-pram.1135428/page-3#post-137067957

You and your wife did nothing wrong OP.

By all the dog reports you see of XL Bully's attacking people I would do the same. The owner was irresponsible

His wife did nothing wrong. OP is crying and now wife has to take care of two people instead of one.

[Taco Bell Tower]

I really want to hear the wife in all of this. Imagine a dog bites you and then your husband locks himself in the bedroom and cries.
Though I guess if she married the guy she must be aware of his weirdness or have similar issues

Literally just talked about this thread with her. She is reading through it now. She seems happy enough with what was posted by me. She did laugh at Wonky Mump talking about confrontation and a therapist though. She did want to say thank you for all the kind comments about her though.

Edit: She also said some of you are really nice, so I thought I'd pass that on since she doesn't have an account

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/with-the-current-and-impending-tariffs-would-you-buy-a-switch-2-at-launch-if-it-was-449-499-two-different-skus.1135569/

No, $399 is the highest I will pay regardless of the games Votes: 54 12.9%

Same idiots who spent over 1k over a PS5 Pro with the stand add-on.

[Boredfrom]

Did I just stumble into an Andrew tate forum? There's nothing wrong with crying, and saying there is a "correct" response is totally ridiculous

Is not toxic masculinity to say: don’t cry because a shitty dog owner yelled at your wife for defending herself. You at least should have defended your wife. You seem more concerned about the dog than your wife. 

This feels like a Tobias storyline that would be in Arrested Development.

[Boredfrom]

I really want to hear the wife in all of this. Imagine a dog bites you and then your husband locks himself in the bedroom and cries.
Though I guess if she married the guy she must be aware of his weirdness or have similar issues

Literally just talked about this thread with her. She is reading through it now. She seems happy enough with what was posted by me. She did laugh at Wonky Mump talking about confrontation and a therapist though. She did want to say thank you for all the kind comments about her though.

Edit: She also said some of you are really nice, so I thought I'd pass that on since she doesn't have an account

Someone is lying in this, either him or her.

[Boredfrom]

I'm sure the New York Times will still find a way to spin this as a polite and normal thing.

You guys don’t think as different as him.  

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-newspapers-are-no-different-than-a-highly-paid-political-operative-and-it-has-to-stop-it-has-to-be-illegal-it-just-cannot-be-legal.1135734/

[davepoobond]

It's only a matter of time till some gun nut hides in his cybertruck and unloads on someone vandalizing it.

Yeah pretty hard to figure out which of the three gun nuts with a Tesla it could be.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I am really shaken here. I just don't know what to say. I love cats and so this situation really upset me because even though the cat was under zero-control I just couldn't deal with pressing that like button. It was off-lead in a public park, it ran up to my wife's boyfriend and our cat off lead and started scratching at my wife's boyfriend's feet before turning towards the pram, at which point my wife's boyfriend had to kick it.

The owner of the cat came up and screamed at my wife's boyfriend, calling him a psychopath and that she wanted our details to report us ti child services for "doxxing a poc woman", and I just turned around at that point without responding, though my response would have been that letting an off lead cat run to a pram after scratching somebody would probably end worse for them… But at that point I just wanted to calm things. To be fair another trans woman in the park told her to step off and tried to more calmly explain things. As I walked off she shouted "kick my cat again and I'll doxx you in the face"

I dunno. I feel awful. I feel awful for the cat and I feel terrible because I am circling in my head what could have been done differently. And just one last edit, because it's my fault for not including this, but I obviously feel awful for my wife's boyfriend too having to be put in that situation and he was right.

I am not expecting sympathy. I know what happened is terrible. I just needed to vent. I think I am just going to cry silently in my bedroom. I can't deal with this.

Edit: To add to this, I know my wife's boyfriend is right. Also my wife's boyfriend reacted first because he was behind me with the cat, and then the cat turned and went back to the pram, which is why he reacted first. I have no idea what I would have done but my wife's boyfriend was right. I think I am just in shock and scared

[Nintex]

It's only a matter of time till some gun nut hides in his cybertruck and unloads on someone vandalizing it.

And that nut will get the Presidential Medal of Freedom

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

Eimi/Valkaria/Eternala/Modfedalt is ragebaiting in the Starfield thread
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-admit-now-that-mods-arent-going-to-fix-starfield.1134837/page-4

Perhaps I attribute their actions to trolling as a person actually being like this would be too sad:



Someone ate the bait, keep an eye out for a ban:




It's threads like these that almost make me wish I had a sleeper Era account. Starfield defenders point to the game's metascore as a defense for why it doesn't need fixing, to that I would ask if they would make that same argument for Veilguard considering it bombed.

Wow, what a fucking shock

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Blueball uses a double space after a period. Must be over 30 at least?

[books]

I really want to hear the wife in all of this. Imagine a dog bites you and then your husband locks himself in the bedroom and cries.
Though I guess if she married the guy she must be aware of his weirdness or have similar issues

OP's origin transition story.

[Kyon1988]

So I have been following the moving drama the Wylder family is currently facing. Nothing wrong with people trying their luck with a GoFundMe but his beging is something else. It's fascinating. 

Only thing I'm wondering about. How the heck did this place found Wylder? I don't remember them from Era

[BIONIC]

Hap lives

[killamajig]

Neppy in shambles tonight. Her fellow capoeira dance practitioner Elizeu Zaleski "Capoeira" dos Santos (yes, his nickname is Capoeira) got blasted by a Muay Thai boxer turned MMA fighter. 

Muay Thai>>>>>>>>>>>>>>capoeira dancing



What a fucking useless martial art. I'd put money on a good high school wrestler over a capoeira guy thats been practicing it for a decade in a real fight.

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

Neppy in shambles tonight. Her fellow capoeira dance practitioner Elizeu Zaleski "Capoeira" dos Santos (yes, his nickname is Capoeira) got blasted by a Muay Thai boxer turned MMA fighter. 

Muay Thai>>>>>>>>>>>>>>capoeira dancing



What a fucking useless martial art. I'd put money on a good high school wrestler over a capoeira guy thats been practicing it for a decade in a real fight.

Elena is pretty hot though

[Polident]

In the 2000s it was a theme in martial arts movies for there to be a capoeira guy around just to get his ass kicked. They do all these flips and dancing until Tony Jaa or Scott Adkins hits them.

[nampad]

Dog* owners are idiots. They always put their stinking ball of fur over other people.
And don’t get me started on all the piss and shit everywhere. Yeah sure, I totally believe you always clean it 🙄

*insert every other pet you want and it stays true.