Bire Poll

[Nintex]

With all these fake polls out there, there is only one poll that counts.

[Potato]

Where's filler's hog?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I'm voting for Cenk Uygur and I demand he be added to the poll.   

[benji]

Cornel West and Jill Stein are both in the Green primary, poll is invalid and so Nintex has been banned for inflammatory poll creation.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I may be swayed to vote Trump if he strengthens relationships and becomes best friends with Emperor Xi Jinping. 

[Potato]

Cornel West and Jill Stein are both in the Green primary, poll is invalid and so Nintex has been banned for inflammatory poll creation.

Just thread ban him from his own thread

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

2 votes for Genocide Joe? 

[benji]

Cornel West and Jill Stein are both in the Green primary, poll is invalid and so Nintex has been banned for inflammatory poll creation.

Just thread ban him from his own thread

I'll be honest, I haven't looked into how to ban people.

[Potato]

Cornel West and Jill Stein are both in the Green primary, poll is invalid and so Nintex has been banned for inflammatory poll creation.

Just thread ban him from his own thread

I'll be honest, I haven't looked into how to ban people.

Please tell me you know how to look up our history of histories?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

What about Warning Levels? Those should be given out like Likes.

[benji]

What about Warning Levels? Those should be given out like Likes.

I guess it's out of 10 by default:


Can set how long the warning lasts down to one hour. And I didn't check the thing to notify Nintex of this in order to not put staff at risk.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Warning levels are now on the table, boys. We've entered a new era.

[benji]

Warn's the only actual extra button we get on the posts themselves, though edit and delete are not on other people's for you guys:


There's another button "PURGE" that appears on accounts the forum thinks could potentially be spambots, I've seen it on a few people in the shitbin thread when they make their first posts and haven't added an avatar or anything yet. So if you're intending on spamming the forum, pretend to be a normal user first and we can't PURGE you. I should edit the template for the confirmation page so it says "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?" instead of "are you sure" or whatever it asks now.

I haven't deleted anybody's posts except my own, I have edited a few posts to shrink images or fix tags like Twitter embeds before people figured that out. The consent violation troubles me so I always put an edit reason.

[Nintex]

Welcome to the danger zone

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Cornel West and Jill Stein are both in the Green primary, poll is invalid and so Nintex has been banned for inflammatory poll creation.

[Nintex]

Sorry we ran out of pencils but we still have the voting machine, please register your vote using our voting machine.

WELCOME TO DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS PLEASE VOTE HERE

Spoiler: Joe Biden (click to show)(click to hide)

Thank you for your vote for JOE BIDEN
 

Spoiler: Jill West (click to show)(click to hide)

為您的候選人投票

Thank you for your vote for JOE BIDEN
 

BIENVENIDO A DOMINION VOTING SISTEMAS POR FAVOR VOTE POR BIDEN AQUÍ

Spoiler: за своего Doland Trump Голосуйте кандидата (click to show)(click to hide)

 

Thank you for your vote for JOE BIDEN

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

ROBERT F KENNEDY JR. [click to vote]

[BIONIC]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

YOU CAN'T RIG ANOTHER ELECTION. DAMMIT! 

SHUT IT DOWN!

[Nintex]

The water main just broke, please evacuate the building and stand by  

[who is ted danson?]

I'm voting for Herman Cain.

[Nintex]

gm frens the building is safe again, we emptied the ballot boxes outside and counted only Biden ballots plus one write in vote for Herman Cain which is invalid. 

We haven't received all the ballots yet. The current turn-out is 358%. We'll extend the voting period for another week to make sure every ballot is fairly counted.

A glitch in the system may have caused you to think that your vote didn't register. For example, if you voted for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. the screen might have shown Biden with Chinese characters. Rest assured that our voting systems are safe and secure and this is just a minor glitch. Your vote has been properly registered on the backend.

[benji]

The lack of Nintex appealing his warning level shows that he was right to be actioned.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Appealing any staff action is modwhining and puts staff at risk proving the warning wasn't harsh enough.