United States Politics: It's called we do a little federal crime...

[Nintex]

   

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

The Trump campaign works fast. holy fuck

Dark MAGA

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Biden.. c'mon, man! I'm going to vote for you but that's just odd.

[BIONIC]

[Potato]

Ok then

[Nintex]

They fucked around and found out

We're entering the goth Trump era

[Nintex]

I thought the trial's guilty result and damages left him entirely bankrupt. How is Alex Jones still broadcasting?

[Nintex]

To be fair, we can't really blame the Democrats for wanting to jail Trump. It's literally the only way to stop this short of killing him.
He launched his official TikTok account at UFC302.

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 thank you sir

[Potato]

Not sure what's worse: 

• That half of the US will still vote for Trump if he's a convicted criminal.
  
• That the other half thought convicting Trump would stop those people voting for him anyway.
  

[Nintex]

I think 2 consecutive terms are just a thing of the past. The world moves too fast for a President to retain support for 4 years. 

They voted for Biden to end Covid, they're voting for Trump to fix the inflation and high prices.

In 4 years they'll vote for whoever can deal with the aliens, floods or whatever the current event is.

[Potato]

Anyone who blames current governments for inflation is actually retarded. Anyone who didn't realise there was an inflationary bubble coming is also retarded.

[Nintex]

Virginia is now a swinger state, good job Democrats

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Biden? Wants to ban Tiktok.

Trump? Joins it.

You know who to vote for Zoomers

[benji]

[benji]

   

[TylenolJones]

I thought the trial's guilty result and damages left him entirely bankrupt. How is Alex Jones still broadcasting?

[Nintex]

 the gang annexes the west bank

Merchant of Death for Trump

[killamajig]

https://apnews.com/article/biden-immigration-executive-order-asylum-border-7cd0b0f28e298036ad1fc6b0c78961e1

The White House is telling lawmakers that President Joe Biden is preparing to sign off on an executive order that would shut down asylum requests at the U.S.-Mexico border once the average number of daily encounters hits 2,500 between ports of entry, with the border reopening only once that number declines to 1,500, according to several people familiar with the discussions.

[Nintex]

I think any border action will damage him more with the left and especially the Hamas Caucus than it helps him with the right.

Post conviction polling also isn't moving the needle

[Nintex]

Behind closed doors?


Trumps Tiktok follower count now sits at 5.5 million

[Nintex]

Can we get a round of applause for the sketch artists?  

[Eric Cartman]

Trumps Tiktok follower count now sits at 5.5 million

Youth vote?

they might go to a polling station and film themselves doing the rpg dance outside it, but does he think they're actually going to register?

[Nintex]

Someone at Spotify must be having a heart attack right now  

"We live next to a crackhouse on fire run by a jew"

[benji]

A month ago:

The White House has grown so frustrated with The New York Times’ coverage of President Joe Biden that it’s opted to pitch ideas to one of the paper’s most public critics: the NYT Pitchbot account on X. According to a Politico report on the simmering tensions between the Times and the White House, deputy press secretary Andrew Bates has developed such a rapport with the Pitchbot account to the point where he has suggested content it could post. The parody account tweets out fake headlines that often spoof how the Times has covered the Biden administration. The account has become a favorite of Biden’s, prompting a reference during his speech at the 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. “I love that guy,” Biden said. “I should do an interview with him.” The piece recounted the paper and its publisher’s anger with Biden’s team over his refusal to sit for an interview.

Today:

wat:

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[Nintex]

The part where he tries to sit (or shit?) is really weird.

This is elder abuse at this point.



Waiting for the Trump ad

[Nintex]

Dr. Phil and TikTok, this campaign is just off the rails.

[Nintex]

Democrats not fucking up a case against Trump challenge impossible

[Nintex]

 insurrection

meanwhile

[Nintex]

dancing along with Hamas

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