Elon Musk thread - Saviour of the Black Sea Fleet #SpaceKaren

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm a car dweeb, and I've been following the cybertruck cause it's pretty fucking cool.

So in that time, I've been watching forums and stuff.

The pickup truck market has a scary amount of disposable monies to it.

The bet that musk placed on the cybertruck and getting in to the american rural market by being a complete asshole is a massive bet, that if it pays off ,will make him the richest person for a good decade or so. 

Making the most anti green people electrified. Soooo good, if it wasn't at the expense of down trotten people.

[Nintex]

[MMaRsu]

I loved the part where they joke about how there's no assassination attempts on Kamala's life. 

Get these two fucking morons in a cell man. 

Gay assclowns

[Rendle]

1 hour until CyberCab or CyberTaxi or RoboTaxi or whatever the fuck its called

[Nintex]

Those robots are insane

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I fell asleep cause the stream was like 30 mins late.

Anything good?

[Rendle]

No, not unless you make a drinking game out of every time a guy in the crowd yells out "WE LOVE YOU ELON". (Always a guy, never a woman)

[killamajig]

Skip to Elmo...
https://youtu.be/6v6dbxPlsXs?t=3253

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/tesla-stock-falls-nearly-3-in-overnight-trading-on-robinhood-after-self-driving-cybercab-unveil/ar-AA1s4gky?ocid=socialshare&pc=NMTS&cvid=b07554126c0c4c99b3635fe2488b920a&ei=91

Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ:TSLA) shares fell by about 2.7% in overnight trading on brokerage firm Robinhood after the company’s robotaxi unveiling event late on Thursday failed to give investors confidence.

What Happened: Tesla on Thursday unveiled a two-seater Cybercab that can drive itself and a robovan with no pedals that can accommodate about 20 passengers at an event in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The event, however, was thin on details with the company not divulging the cost of the robovan. Musk also said that the smaller Cybercab will join the company’s autonomous taxi fleet only by 2026. The CEO further remarked that he is often optimistic about timelines, hinting at chances of delay.

[TylenolJones]

I tried the FSD on mine a couple months ago when they had the free trial. They have a long way to go before it’s capable of completing a ride without human intervention.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This guys' face directly people how to ask optimus to hand them a bag of treats.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

They way he's saying robovan, wtf?

[Nintex]

[Potato]

[dontasemebr0]

[Nintex]

Elon is putting a team together.

[Nintex]

[TylenolJones]

 

This idiot thinks he’s Luka Doncic.

Edit: I’m owned #19 here, whatever that means https://helltides.com/pit

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1RDGlydZAeOJL

30 mins out until the first launch when nothing else matters.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

they didnt try another catch.


hahahaha

what a bunch of fucking cowards.

[Nintex]

[Polident]

Kennedy needs to get him to lift. Elon’s already using wegovy, so at the base trt will let a man of his age enter the wide world of body fascism. Unclear if he’ll need another hair transplant if the current one starts shedding.

[Nintex]

[Alpacx]

[who is ted danson?]

Except if it's an onlyfans link 

[Potato]

Facebook did that more than a decade ago

[benji]

Yeah, what platforms do they think are not going to throttle posts that are nothing but links?