Kulturkampf

[DavidCroquet]

Can I just take a moment to complain about the preponderance of "some X" in modern journalism. Just taking a grab bag of people from wherever--most likely like 6 random twitter accounts--and trying to spin it into a story.

What does "rest" even mean here. Are they quitting their jobs? Are they leaving their homes and marriages? Are they--as the image implies--sitting down to watch a television program?...And did they never do that before? 

HEADLINE: After Event, Entities are performing Actions. 

[Uncle]

It’s important to remember that the most iconic dystopian fiction is not a vision of the future or an insight into the darkest tendencies of human nature.

The most iconic dystopian fictions are specifically insights into the nature of the British.

Orwell was not painting a vision of the future, he was opening a window into the minds and hearts of the British. Perhaps not all British people are this way, but enough of them are and enough of them have clawed their way onto the fulcrums of institution that they stomp upon the face of their kinsmen until they can all down in misery together.

Terry Gilliam’s Brazil is one of the most enlightening pieces of media and arguably the greatest depiction of proper dystopia through the lens of actual relevant sourcing: British culture and governance. In Brazil you very clearly see a society that instills a tyranny of  convolution upon its populace. Everyone drowns in tubes and wires. Bureaucracy stretches out onto an exponential infinite dimension of torturous agony. The film culminates in the highest ideal a British person strives for in life, which is to torture a friend viciously for the sin of having transgressed an absurd law.

It was always laughable that high school teachers and armchair midwit philosophers would dangle the likes of 1984 in front of us as some cautionary warning against something that could ever happen to us. The truth is that while a police surveillance state or oppressive dictatorship is always a very real possibility, the excessive horror of that existence is not really something that’s universally applicable. It is nightmare that the British distinctly occupy. A cruelty that excessively morose is exclusive to certain specific societies, one in which drab misery was always present. The Russians are a good example as well, their Bolshevik communist hellscape could only have been facilitated by a people already used to trampling upon each others existence through a history of harsh cruelty. Most dystopias have generous pockets of humanity to give reprieve from the cruelties of the state, which are mostly done logistically without excessive need to crush humanity

The UK is unique in this tendency. Their cold shitty damp swamp origins fostered a brutish people who have developed an attraction to suffering, a hunger for it, a need to crush their fellow man in order to feel any sense of fulfillment. The most autonomous and independent of their ranks left for the new world or some other colony. Britain’s best always choose to leave that damp shithole, despising the ravenous maw of chattering busybodies and chastising hags who will scurry away from stab happy Africans to hone in on random natives and harass them for the sake of existing.

This is why they were so prodigious an empire. They wanted to be anywhere else but home. It’s why the mutiny on the HMS Bounty occurred, the prospect of returning to London was a promise of entering hell itself. The fascinating combination of ignorance mixed with fictional-factual toned smugness makes the English nanny drones particularly tantalizing for hate. They are so specifically programmed for crushing their fellow man that it’s not enough to simply gawk at them and dismiss them. You want to actually go to England and beat them thoroughly with large iron rods. You want to reprogram their brains via a gun pressed into their mouth as tears stream down their face. Theirs a worldview so abhorrent to all natural principles of existence that they deserve to be corrected inside of a soundproofed shipping container.

Their laws jail you for purchasing dull cookware knives while daily rape gets completely dismissed. They are so specifically rabid in their crusade to suffocate life that they reach out to other countries to prosecute people for transgressing against hate speech laws. Their country swirls into the toilet and their final dying act is to pull down and drown their fellow kinsmen when they try to escape.

[Besticus Maximus]

Tbf there’s not a lot there that George Orwell himself didn’t explain at the time

He wrote an entire book about someone paving a car park over a pond he once saw as a child

[Eric Cartman]

It’s important to remember that the most iconic dystopian fiction is not a vision of the future or an insight into the darkest tendencies of human nature.

The most iconic dystopian fictions are specifically insights into the nature of the British.

Orwell was not painting a vision of the future, he was opening a window into the minds and hearts of the British. Perhaps not all British people are this way, but enough of them are and enough of them have clawed their way onto the fulcrums of institution that they stomp upon the face of their kinsmen until they can all down in misery together.

Terry Gilliam’s Brazil is one of the most enlightening pieces of media and arguably the greatest depiction of proper dystopia through the lens of actual relevant sourcing: British culture and governance. In Brazil you very clearly see a society that instills a tyranny of  convolution upon its populace. Everyone drowns in tubes and wires. Bureaucracy stretches out onto an exponential infinite dimension of torturous agony. The film culminates in the highest ideal a British person strives for in life, which is to torture a friend viciously for the sin of having transgressed an absurd law.

It was always laughable that high school teachers and armchair midwit philosophers would dangle the likes of 1984 in front of us as some cautionary warning against something that could ever happen to us. The truth is that while a police surveillance state or oppressive dictatorship is always a very real possibility, the excessive horror of that existence is not really something that’s universally applicable. It is nightmare that the British distinctly occupy. A cruelty that excessively morose is exclusive to certain specific societies, one in which drab misery was always present. The Russians are a good example as well, their Bolshevik communist hellscape could only have been facilitated by a people already used to trampling upon each others existence through a history of harsh cruelty. Most dystopias have generous pockets of humanity to give reprieve from the cruelties of the state, which are mostly done logistically without excessive need to crush humanity

The UK is unique in this tendency. Their cold shitty damp swamp origins fostered a brutish people who have developed an attraction to suffering, a hunger for it, a need to crush their fellow man in order to feel any sense of fulfillment. The most autonomous and independent of their ranks left for the new world or some other colony. Britain’s best always choose to leave that damp shithole, despising the ravenous maw of chattering busybodies and chastising hags who will scurry away from stab happy Africans to hone in on random natives and harass them for the sake of existing.

This is why they were so prodigious an empire. They wanted to be anywhere else but home. It’s why the mutiny on the HMS Bounty occurred, the prospect of returning to London was a promise of entering hell itself. The fascinating combination of ignorance mixed with fictional-factual toned smugness makes the English nanny drones particularly tantalizing for hate. They are so specifically programmed for crushing their fellow man that it’s not enough to simply gawk at them and dismiss them. You want to actually go to England and beat them thoroughly with large iron rods. You want to reprogram their brains via a gun pressed into their mouth as tears stream down their face. Theirs a worldview so abhorrent to all natural principles of existence that they deserve to be corrected inside of a soundproofed shipping container.

Their laws jail you for purchasing dull cookware knives while daily rape gets completely dismissed. They are so specifically rabid in their crusade to suffocate life that they reach out to other countries to prosecute people for transgressing against hate speech laws. Their country swirls into the toilet and their final dying act is to pull down and drown their fellow kinsmen when they try to escape.

"The brits had the most successful empire ever" - a retard who thinks history started in the 1770s
"Orwell only wrote about britain" - a retard who has never read any orwell, especially given animal farm might as well be called "Sorry trotsky, stalin is a huge cunt"

[Nintex]

The British empire was hardly an empire. The Dutch empire however, absolutely tremendous.

We should bring it back. Recolonize Africa and Indonesia. Fly the red, white and blue and build stone buildings instead of wooden shacks.

The Africans are not better off than they were in the GOLDEN AGE. Or should I say GUILDER AGE. The Chinese roam the seas and run Africa now, how is that working out with all the famines and TEMU? All because Winnie The Pooh supports the midget in the Kremlin who is stealing all the grain. What about Indonesia? Where is the law and order? BRING BACK THE DUTCH EAST INDIES. 

We're bringing it back, The Tullips, the Guilders, the beautiful ships of the East Indian Shipping company, everyone will have jobs and free travel across the 7 seas.
Tall strong Dutch sailors will land on your shores. And believe me it's not just their bodies that are big. You won't have to travel far to get your beautiful anchor babies Malikah. 

The weather is worse than ever. You need people who can handle dykes even when they get wet. What are the Chinese going to build, bunkers? You'll drown in them, good luck.

The so-called liberators and freedom fighters have sold you down the river. Over 300 years later it has all gone to shit. You're owned by big banks, corporate interests, Russian PMCs and your land is used as GARBAGE DUMPS. They've sold you down the river. But instead of selling you down the river we'll buy back Manhattan and make New York, New Amsterdam again. We will also have a great relationship with Japan.

Look we made a mistake, it should've been return tickets not single trip and maybe a bit more space on the boats but don't worry we'll bring you all back home safely this time.

VOTE for Nintex as President of South Africa, various other African shitholes and the beautiful Indonesia who we all love and cherish. And of course vote for Nintex in the Dutch elections. Don't worry we'll keep the King, I get along great with Willy and his amazing wife Maxima and these two incredible persons can be your leaders too.

Make The Netherlands Great Again!

[booomer]

Tall strong Dutch sailors will land on your shores. And believe me it's not just their bodies that are big. 

[booomer]

https://www.thewrap.com/ellen-degeneres-moved-great-britain-left-united-states-donald-trump/

Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi have moved to rural England, put their Montecito estate on the market and plan to never return to the United States, telling friends the election of Donald Trump was their primary motivation, a person close to the former TV host told TheWrap.

[booomer]

That Jaguar ad is starting to make sense now.

[Uncle]

[booomer]

[booomer]

[Nintex]

https://www.thewrap.com/ellen-degeneres-moved-great-britain-left-united-states-donald-trump/

Ellen DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi have moved to rural England, put their Montecito estate on the market and plan to never return to the United States, telling friends the election of Donald Trump was their primary motivation, a person close to the former TV host told TheWrap.

Welcome to soggy rural England Ellen have a fag with the misses and don't upset the yokels looking for tarts luv.

The cock-a-doodle-do will wake you at 4AM. God save the king and we expect you in church by 6.



There is actually a very good script in this, but Hollywood would never.

[D3RANG3D]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Nintex]

Beast Mode !!

[Polident]

After we liberate Canada, Elonbots will be en route to deliver freedom to the UK and beyond.

[Nintex]

We are standing back and standing by mr President

[D3RANG3D]

[booomer]

[booomer]

[DavidCroquet]

woah, when did the Babylon Bee stop sucking?

[D3RANG3D]

[Uncle]

snopes take 100% accurate

[booomer]

Trump sending libs to the looney bin.


https://bsky.app/profile/robreiner.bsky.social/post/3lbgpvwshl22e

Rob Reiner
‪@robreiner.bsky.social‬

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I have made the decision to take the next few days to check into a facility for peace and relaxation. No phones, social media , no trolls, just calmness to heal my pain.

[killamajig]

Make Restrooms Great Again

[Potato]

It's actually been quite effective. When was the last time anyone else ever thought of Jaguar other than to think, "Do they still exist?"

[Potato]

Trump sending libs to the looney bin.


https://bsky.app/profile/robreiner.bsky.social/post/3lbgpvwshl22e

Rob Reiner
‪@robreiner.bsky.social‬

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I have made the decision to take the next few days to check into a facility for peace and relaxation. No phones, social media , no trolls, just calmness to heal my pain.

I thought blue sky WAS the loony bin?

[Nintex]

[benji]

woah, when did the Babylon Bee stop sucking?

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-writers-struggling-to-come-up-with-new-material-after-twitter-bans-1-of-their-2-jokes

[benji]

It is known. It never happened and if it did it would have been good.

[benji]

Saw a good point, where's the plus-size representation?