Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Besticus Maximus]

I think you'll find that when true and honest women get together, the main topics of conversations are anime, the fighting game community and warhammer 40k.

[JoeBoy101]

Goddamn what did fantastictoma do this time to get banned: 😂

  User Banned (1 Month): Antisemitic Rhetoric  

https://www.resetera.com/threads/friedrich-merz-likely-next-chancellor-of-germany-publically-opposes-international-law-and-promises-to-help-rehabilitate-israels-netanjahu.1091955/post-134860233

Despite already having the lowest of low expectations for this man and his party (CDU/CSU), this interview statement is another escalation of shocking to me. The likely next chancellor of Germany publically announcing that he will do whatever he can to protect Netanjahu, oppose the ICJ, and make it so he can visit Germany again. In his opinion it is unthinkable that Germany would take Netanjahu into custody.

Who needs international law, human rights and simply basic human decency, huh? Protecting the man responsible for the the worst genocide since WW2. Germany has learnt nothing from its own history. The lesson should have been "never again will we let such crimes happen again". Instead modern German politicians and journalists have twisted it into "let's support jews blindly no matter what they do". Sickening.

Look, I’ve been pretty hard against a lot of Hamas-ERA rhetoric and the vileness that steeps out of the far left, but this is silly. I get the conflating Jews with Israel, but it’s mild at best. Pretty clearly mods are using this as an excuse.

[benji]

Protests are supposed to be inconvenient and supposed to disrupt. Sounds like you're clutching pearls. In the grand scheme of things, who cares about a painting?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-guardian-i-was-jailed-for-four-years-for-a-non-violent-climate-protest-–-this-is-my-prison-diary-just-stop-oil-activist.1092411/#post-134911482

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.  

Guys the maintenance guy just gave me a prostate exam, is he a doctor now?

Burying the lead about the results...

[Steven Snell]

Morrigan putting the foot down.

[benji]

So, essentially I'm a lodger and my live in landlady is fun, she states she's not wanting a relationship and I'm not her type but there's a lot of mixed signals

- Before I moved in

- After I had preliminarily agreed to move in she said "Good, because out of everyone on that website you were the only person I was interested in having in my house"
- I went over to sign contracts and then she opened some wine, put on some chill music and we got to know one another on her couch, after our second bottle she filed down my nails, painted them and when I got too drunk to go back home, she even lent me her spare pyjamas, and we wore beauty masks, watched TV and ate chilli together, she cleared the room I'd be sleeping in and I slept in the bed there, nothing too odd, in fact incredibly sweet
- Then after she messaged me to say that she told her parents all about me and she can't wait to have us all eat dinner together and meet them
- And then when I said I "I can't wait to move into your house" and then correct and said "no, our house" she replied with a throbbing heart emoji

Anyway since moving in:

- We kiss including with tongue, not super regularly but it's not just one and done deal
- We dirty dance to the point her legs are wrapped around mine and our crotches rub against one another
- We cuddle, a lot, to the point she misses my closeness and demands cuddles from me and one time did a happy dance because she got a cuddle from me when we hadn't cuddled in a week, we've even ended up cuddling together half naked in her bed once, she's happy with me caressing her thighs
- She spanks me, I spank her
- She 'jokes' about keeping me forever
- We pick out furniture together for "our" home and discuss interior decorating choices
- I have indeed met the parents now and they love me
- We call one another babe and darling all the time, occasionally she'll say "honey I'm home!" entering our apartment, although not in front of her parents
- She's taking me on holiday abroad and we're sharing a hotel room / bed together
- She's teaching me Greek and the first phrase she taught was "I love you" and now encourages me to say it to her
- She is going to put up framed photos of us together in "our" home
- She wrote me a list of everything she loves about me for my birthday, in which she showed me early because she couldn't wait until my birthday

Now I'm not really asking or looking for more with her, and I wasn't expecting any of this with a landlady, and I'm happy to keep things just as friends even though I'm incredibly jealous of how hot she is, even though she's told me I don't need to be jealous because I too am "objectively hot", this isn't a moaning about things not going further.

I really like her and I'm happy with our friendship, I'm not femcelling here, I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

Like I feel this may potentially be a case of mixed signals or me just not being used to having a "platonic" roomate, this is my first "two women living together" situation so I'm not sure what counts as normal roommate behaviour and what's odd roommate behaviour?

Like I'm not complaining here, I just can't shake the feeling that she actually might feel something beyond friendship? Or she's just an incredibly friendly landlady?

Personally I'm happy just chilling and not pushing things further and just remaining "good friends" like I have no massive desires to have sex with her, not to say I wouldn't in a heartbeat if she asked. But I'm just happy having company of someone I get along with so well, we both agree it's like we've known one another for decades.

Yet something tells me that this isn't standard issue landlady tennant "just friends" behaviour....🤔

Absolutely not a troll thread just seens that I don't even have sex in this particular situation and I'm getting more action than a lot of people on this forum which they seemingly find impossible 😂

{In the most snooty voice I can muster}

A woman, no a trans woman exploring her sexuality and having such casual and open intimacy with another woman, whilst also having sexual and emotional intimacy with other women (and men)? Fuh fuh fuh, impossible I say! Burn the witch for her lies!

{Insert more snooty noises here}

Talk about sexually repressed people here jesus....

Remember when we felt alive?
No, I don't think so
Remember when we almost died?
That never happened
Remember when you tried to kiss her
But she was gay and liked your sister?
I don't remember at all, I guess sometimes lyrics lie

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The hide code works by limiting who can see it based on their post count?

[DavidCroquet]

I think you'll find that when true and honest women get together, the main topics of conversations are anime, the fighting game community and warhammer 40k.

Don't forget wrasslin'!

[StandingOvation]

And now everyone is replying to check out the OP - yawn, we already saw everything.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-guardian-i-was-jailed-for-four-years-for-a-non-violent-climate-protest-%E2%80%93-this-is-my-prison-diary-just-stop-oil-activist.1092411/page-2#post-134925519

When people post if Just Stop Oil is a psyOp I always think it Era is a psyOp with some of its posters. I'm pretty sure Kiwi Farms has about a 23% user share on this site...

The below statement is just a generalisation for most if the planet's human population....

.... But it's always surprising that you humans will always prioritise what's convenient over what is right and punish those making things inconvenient and even support laws to stop people making one's lives inconvenient, over say listening to a protester, supporting the movement, making changes for the better, even if one's lives are slightly less convenient than before.

Like if there was a magic button that could reverse climate change but it'd be at the sacrifice of some home comforts and conveniences or changing the status quo because billionaires wouldn't rule over you, you'd chose the safety of one's prison cell over freedom and a cleaner environment for everyone.

I do think you believe Just Stop Oil is proposing a magic button rather than the sacrifice of millions or billions of lives.

[Jansen]

Ok delivery guy was supposed to be here by now. I'm rapidly inching closer to my edible kicking in 

[Steven Snell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-between-my-landlady-and-i.1092480/page-2#post-134924172

I can assure you it isn't, I have documented this on a private discord 😅

PS: Why is everyone calling me bro, do they not read pronouns?

Not even the ultra progressive(citation needed) Era can be bothered calling this fat mess a woman.

[Boredfrom]

Protecting the man responsible for the the worst genocide since WW2.

Genocide erasure…

[benji]

Yeah, if you want to see ERA go hard right, just make a thread about climate protests or reducing meat consumption. If this were a serious, progressive forum, these threads would contain suggestions on how to fine-tune a protest like this, or possible avenues that might be more effective. Instead, it's a lot of complaints about traffic.

Or make a thread about people posting things you don't like on the internet.

[benji]

Protecting the man responsible for the the worst genocide since WW2.

Genocide erasure…

I'm sure Nepenthe will jump right on this ignorance about Africa.

[benji]

For the record, I think the CCP murdering tens of millions of their own citizens is worse than the Rwandian genocide and its reprisal even if it doesn't count as a genocide because it was for a good cause. Strangely Wikipedia lists the Cambodian genocide despite it also being the state advancing society for a good cause.

[Boredfrom]

When people post if Just Stop Oil is a psyOp I always think it Era is a psyOp with some of its posters. I'm pretty sure Kiwi Farms has about a 23% user share on this site.

If that was the case, the site would be more readable. And I’m not the biggest kiwi farms fan.

.... But it's always surprising that you humans will always prioritise what's convenient over what is right and punish those making things inconvenient and even support laws to stop people making one's lives inconvenient, over say listening to a protester, supporting the movement, making changes for the better, even if one's lives are slightly less convenient than before.

This comes from a TransPerson… you think all those medical procedures and hormones aren’t convenience over  what is “right”? You think your lifestyle comes from one of austerity and naturalism?

[killamajig]

Ok delivery guy was supposed to be here by now. I'm rapidly inching closer to my edible kicking in 

UPS guy called me out a few weeks ago. 

I answer the door..... 
UPS Guy:"Damn, someone's been smokin'." 

Me:

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Ok delivery guy was supposed to be here by now. I'm rapidly inching closer to my edible kicking in 

you gonna kiss them, with tongue and everything? 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-between-my-landlady-and-i.1092480/page-2#post-134924172

I can assure you it isn't, I have documented this on a private discord 😅

PS: Why is everyone calling me bro, do they not read pronouns?

Not even the ultra progressive(citation needed) Era can be bothered calling this fat mess a woman.

op trying to activate the trans mafia

[jooseloose]

When people post if Just Stop Oil is a psyOp I always think it Era is a psyOp with some of its posters. I'm pretty sure Kiwi Farms has about a 23% user share on this site.

If that was the case, the site would be more readable. And I’m not the biggest kiwi farms fan.

.... But it's always surprising that you humans will always prioritise what's convenient over what is right and punish those making things inconvenient and even support laws to stop people making one's lives inconvenient, over say listening to a protester, supporting the movement, making changes for the better, even if one's lives are slightly less convenient than before.

This comes from a TransPerson… you think all those medical procedures and hormones aren’t convenience over  what is “right”? You think your lifestyle comes from one of austerity and naturalism?

Why are they saying "you humans"?  

This another person that thinks trans people are like the X-Men?

[benji]

This another person that thinks trans people are like the X-Men?

It'd be easier to count online trans people who don't believe they're a higher evolutionary stage.

[Taco Bell Tower]

That's clearly NOT a normal "two women living together" situation and even this incel weirdo knows that. 

Clearly this is some sort of fetish/fantasy for one or either of them.

Honestly, I'm not even sure if the roommate exists or, if they ever did, that they're not just a skinsuit now and there is going to be some serious FBI serial killer investigation in the near future.

Edit:

I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

100% it's a skinsuit. Someone call the FBI.

Ha I have many more stories about other things that happening to me that'd be much more of a stealth brag than this poultry situation. But those situations I know where I stand, here I'm just like sometimes it's like we're married and booking us a summer holiday together and making interior design choices together, and other times it's like she's really making it verbally clear we're just platonic. And so it's this weird place and I'm like fighting instincts to take this to a whole new level because emotionally we're amazing together (even if sometimes we barely speak some days) and we make a great team and I enjoy the emotional connection greatly.

It's just mixed signals between clearly being not platonic and her insisting it's platonic. At the same time I have other partners. I guess she's younger than me. She has said that commitment scares her and therefore doesn't want a relationship with someone because then there's expectations to live up to. So maybe with me I'm like a girlfriend simulation without having to label it?

The roommate is a chicken? Dude is fucking a chicken? Someone call the RSPCA!

Having read more of the thread I am 99% sure this is some fanfic fetish piece crafted by the OP to play into the fantasy that they’re a woman in a sexual relationship with another woman and they’re getting off on the fact people are buying it.

That or the landlady has a trans fetish that they’re getting off on being with the OP. If era (outside the Trans Mafia) knew the full score then they’d understand this weird sexual deviant behaviour a little more

I wonder if the landlord knows they are trans… I know that’s a shitty thing to say but I don’t know, just can’t help but think they’d be one of the ones to not disclose the fact and if they pass relatively well then might be able to “hide” it

How do you hide having a cock in this scenario. I mean even if they had bottom surgery, I find it difficult to believe they would mistake whatever is down there with an actual pussy

Tuck the old Johnson away into the stow position I imagine.

[Besticus Maximus]

This another person that thinks trans people are like the X-Men?

It'd be easier to count online trans people who don't believe they're a higher evolutionary stage.

It was the only thing left once they'd mastered the blade and understood the truth of the universe through extensive debate

[benji]

Absolutely ridiculous to create a thread asking for advice with the content you want advice on locked up pending reply.

This is bait; a ploy to garner attention.

Things my Landlady has in Common with my Sister

- Completely platonic relationship with my best bud
- Lived together and feels like I have known her for decades
- Framed photos of us in our house
- Shared a bed and have seen her naked at one point
- Tells me she loves me, excited for my birthday
- Weekly deep tongue-kissing, thigh caressing, spanking and crotch grinding only over the clothes
- Have met her parents and they adore me

Ngl I keep coming back to the fact OP has pointed out multiple times that they engage in poly/ENM but cannot identify a clear-cut example of when a frank and honest conversation around interpersonal boundaries and expectations needs to happen.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Oh boy…this one is gonna be doozy, Lady Dimitrescu…

Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but didn't this guy have a wife?

A sick wife. She must have croaked or Lady Dimitrescu got tired of taking care of her.

[benji]

Some of "Lady Dimitrescu"'s past threads:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-wife-and-i-are-obsessed-with-serial-killers.148279/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-ethically-wrong-about-jurassic-parking-animals-on-the-extinction-list.161550/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-a-prisoner-loses-their-memory-and-changes-them-as-a-person-does-the-sentence-still-apply-see-hypothetical-situation.310942/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-what-point-do-you-agree-that-ai-should-gain-similar-rights-to-humans-or-animals.176372/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-in-society-needs-an-ai-upgrade.573427/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-weekend-era-my-wife-accidentally-microwaved-a-spider.440587/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-coworkers-roughly-my-age-who-dont-know-what-an-avenger-is.532949/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-long-after-the-astroid-did-dinosaurs-fully-die-out-a-climate-change-question.619707/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-almost-got-scammed-kicking-myself.545273/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/any-time-someone-says-genuine-question-its-never-sincere.855660/

[nachobro]

A sick wife. She must have croaked or Lady Dimitrescu got tired of taking care of her.

yeah, sick of her shit


https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-between-my-landlady-and-i.1092480/page-6#post-134936934

[Potato]

Absolutely not a troll thread just seens that I don't even have sex in this particular situation and I'm getting more action than a lot of people on this forum which they seemingly find impossible 😂

{In the most snooty voice I can muster}

A woman, no a trans woman exploring her sexuality and having such casual and open intimacy with another woman, whilst also having sexual and emotional intimacy with other women (and men)? Fuh fuh fuh, impossible I say! Burn the witch for her lies!

{Insert more snooty noises here}

Talk about sexually repressed people here jesus....

And there it is

As per usual for a Lady Dimitrescu thread's lifecycle;

Start OP with unbelievable smug nonsense -> feed into it further here-and-there with selective replying to certain posters -> gets too big-headed and slips up -> feels persecuted and begins to attacks posters - > posters start pushing back


By my calculations, we're about 4-6 hours away from a thread lock, at most.

I demand to know who's alt this is 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-between-my-landlady-and-i.1092480/page-10#post-134946102

Yeah. It unfortunately doesn't work.

And if you were able to see it before even posting then it is worse than the regular HIDE tag.

B-Dubs can this be looked into?

That's because he used the wrong tags. Just do hide and don't add anything else and it works fine. I just fixed the tags and tested both using a test account. If you use the proper tags there's zero issues, the problem is when you use the wrong ones.

[Potato]

Guys the maintenance guy just gave me a prostate exam, is he a doctor now?

He's actually your husband