Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-issue-emergency-tarrifs-on-all-colombian-goods-after-colombia-denies-deportation-flights-entry.1092333/page-7#post-134913399

User Banned (1 Month): Racism

how is Junior supposed to get his cocaine now?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-issue-emergency-tarrifs-on-all-colombian-goods-after-colombia-denies-deportation-flights-entry.1092333/page-2#post-134895282

Didn't think Cocaine was taxed anyway

[benji]

Some people feel the need to defend the 'company line'. Given the considerable delay to get to this point, I see no harm in reminding the board how passionate many of us are on the fight against fascism.

Absolutely.

I do believe era has a role to play in migrating or at least, speeding up the pace, of the gaming community's move to another app. I'm guessing blue sky.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sports-subreddits-lead-a-charge-to-ban-x-links-after-elon-musks-nazi-salute-up-twitter-to-be-banned-on-resetera-in-the-future.1088235/page-30#post-134908032

These retards don’t know they’re generally irrelevant in gaming media, only relevant in negative terms. Hilarious

You can count the number of content creators and journalists in the industry that post on one hand.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-issue-emergency-tarrifs-on-all-colombian-goods-after-colombia-denies-deportation-flights-entry.1092333/page-7#post-134913399

User Banned (1 Month): Racism

how is Junior supposed to get his cocaine now?

What's the racism?

[benji]

Do your part allies:



I don't think this is quite accurate:


This week in made up self-diagnosing:





Girl thoughts with Cenauru:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Boredfrom]

Cenauru: Trans is not the only thing about me.

Also Cenauru: WE NEED TO REMIND THEM THAT WE EXIST. I FUCKING LOVE MY BOOBS!

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paramount-will-no-longer-publish-box-office-numbers-for-better-man.1091697/page-4#post-134870589

I won't see a musical biopic starring a CG monkey. Honestly, that is not a weird position... like at all? It could be the citizen kane of musical biopics for all I care

Seeing this attitude a lot. It seems like a small wonder how successful the Planet of the Apes franchise has been.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/paramount-will-no-longer-publish-box-office-numbers-for-better-man.1091697/page-5#post-134870883

Those films were straight up science fiction and billed as such.

So apes are only acceptable in certain genres.

[Nintex]

Bridie's Return.

The wonderful Bridie that brought so much joy to this world did NOTHING wrong. Hereby signed as executive order effective immediately by the President.

In addition we want to congratulate Gustavo and the Columbian people on yet another crack year of record coke production. If only Columbia was as productive at maintaining its borders and keeping its people happy as they are as inspiration for TV shows and shipping "blow". Oh well I guess you can't win em all.

[Daffy Duck]

Oh boy…this one is gonna be doozy, Lady Dimitrescu…

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-between-my-landlady-and-i.1092480/

- I went over to sign contracts and then she opened some wine, put on some chill music and we got to know one another on her couch, after our second bottle she filed down my nails, painted them and when I got too drunk to go back home, she even lent me her spare pyjamas, and we wore beauty masks, watched TV and ate chilli together, she cleared the room I'd be sleeping in and I slept in the bed there, nothing too odd, in fact incredibly sweet

- We kiss including with tongue, not super regularly but it's not just one and done deal
- We dirty dance to the point her legs are wrapped around mine and our crotches rub against one another
- We cuddle, a lot, to the point she misses my closeness and demands cuddles from me and one time did a happy dance because she got a cuddle from me when we hadn't cuddled in a week, we've even ended up cuddling together half naked in her bed once, she's happy with me caressing her thighs
- She spanks me, I spank her

I'm not femcelling here, I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

Going out on a limb here and saying no, it’s not what normal house mates do…

Like I feel this may potentially be a case of mixed signals or me just not being used to having a "platonic" roomate, this is my first "two women living together" situation so I'm not sure what counts as normal roommate behaviour and what's odd roommate behaviour?

“Two women living together”

[Hap Shaughnessy]

So, essentially I'm a lodger and my live in landlady is fun, she states she's not wanting a relationship and I'm not her type but there's a lot of mixed signals

- Before I moved in

- After I had preliminarily agreed to move in she said "Good, because out of everyone on that website you were the only person I was interested in having in my house"
- I went over to sign contracts and then she opened some wine, put on some chill music and we got to know one another on her couch, after our second bottle she filed down my nails, painted them and when I got too drunk to go back home, she even lent me her spare pyjamas, and we wore beauty masks, watched TV and ate chilli together, she cleared the room I'd be sleeping in and I slept in the bed there, nothing too odd, in fact incredibly sweet
- Then after she messaged me to say that she told her parents all about me and she can't wait to have us all eat dinner together and meet them
- And then when I said I "I can't wait to move into your house" and then correct and said "no, our house" she replied with a throbbing heart emoji

Anyway since moving in:

- We kiss including with tongue, not super regularly but it's not just one and done deal
- We dirty dance to the point her legs are wrapped around mine and our crotches rub against one another
- We cuddle, a lot, to the point she misses my closeness and demands cuddles from me and one time did a happy dance because she got a cuddle from me when we hadn't cuddled in a week, we've even ended up cuddling together half naked in her bed once, she's happy with me caressing her thighs
- She spanks me, I spank her
- She 'jokes' about keeping me forever
- We pick out furniture together for "our" home and discuss interior decorating choices
- I have indeed met the parents now and they love me
- We call one another babe and darling all the time, occasionally she'll say "honey I'm home!" entering our apartment, although not in front of her parents
- She's taking me on holiday abroad and we're sharing a hotel room / bed together
- She's teaching me Greek and the first phrase she taught was "I love you" and now encourages me to say it to her
- She is going to put up framed photos of us together in "our" home
- She wrote me a list of everything she loves about me for my birthday, in which she showed me early because she couldn't wait until my birthday

Now I'm not really asking or looking for more with her, and I wasn't expecting any of this with a landlady, and I'm happy to keep things just as friends even though I'm incredibly jealous of how hot she is, even though she's told me I don't need to be jealous because I too am "objectively hot", this isn't a moaning about things not going further.

I really like her and I'm happy with our friendship, I'm not femcelling here, I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

Like I feel this may potentially be a case of mixed signals or me just not being used to having a "platonic" roomate, this is my first "two women living together" situation so I'm not sure what counts as normal roommate behaviour and what's odd roommate behaviour?

Like I'm not complaining here, I just can't shake the feeling that she actually might feel something beyond friendship? Or she's just an incredibly friendly landlady?

Personally I'm happy just chilling and not pushing things further and just remaining "good friends" like I have no massive desires to have sex with her, not to say I wouldn't in a heartbeat if she asked. But I'm just happy having company of someone I get along with so well, we both agree it's like we've known one another for decades.

Yet something tells me that this isn't standard issue landlady tennant "just friends" behaviour....🤔

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Someone call Echo's, there's some new wlw fiction on Era.

[Daffy Duck]

We're queer women, so the dynamic is different...

!

She is happy with me being polyamourus and she has multiple "friends with benefits" she brings home. In fact she said that "I wasn't her type" in front of a hook-up (who was also interested in me) who asked if we were an item. Admittedly I did feel hurt hearing those words a little.

This is gonna blow up in a month or two when she’s caught feels and the landlady is fucking someone new

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Either a lie or the landlady has a feminization fetish.

[Daffy Duck]

I wonder if the landlord knows they are trans… I know that’s a shitty thing to say but I don’t know, just can’t help but think they’d be one of the ones to not disclose the fact and if they pass relatively well then might be able to “hide” it

[Besticus Maximus]

There was a boy once who tongue kissed his landlady and posted about it, for all the internet to read. And that boy's name was Chris Chan.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Because Nintex thinks that Trump won.  

Uhm, actually. Here's the truth.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-issue-emergency-tarrifs-on-all-colombian-goods-after-colombia-denies-deportation-flights-entry.1092333/page-8#post-134921826

Maybe don't post a press release from your fascist government and claim that Colombia caved.

Colombia's statement says the US has agreed to bring migrants in humane conditions which was the reason for their refusal in the first place.

Petro's own plane will return the migrants that were returned today in humane conditions.

[StandingOvation]

So, essentially I'm a lodger and my live in landlady is fun, she states she's not wanting a relationship and I'm not her type but there's a lot of mixed signals

- Before I moved in

- After I had preliminarily agreed to move in she said "Good, because out of everyone on that website you were the only person I was interested in having in my house"
- I went over to sign contracts and then she opened some wine, put on some chill music and we got to know one another on her couch, after our second bottle she filed down my nails, painted them and when I got too drunk to go back home, she even lent me her spare pyjamas, and we wore beauty masks, watched TV and ate chilli together, she cleared the room I'd be sleeping in and I slept in the bed there, nothing too odd, in fact incredibly sweet
- Then after she messaged me to say that she told her parents all about me and she can't wait to have us all eat dinner together and meet them
- And then when I said I "I can't wait to move into your house" and then correct and said "no, our house" she replied with a throbbing heart emoji

Anyway since moving in:

- We kiss including with tongue, not super regularly but it's not just one and done deal
- We dirty dance to the point her legs are wrapped around mine and our crotches rub against one another
- We cuddle, a lot, to the point she misses my closeness and demands cuddles from me and one time did a happy dance because she got a cuddle from me when we hadn't cuddled in a week, we've even ended up cuddling together half naked in her bed once, she's happy with me caressing her thighs
- She spanks me, I spank her
- She 'jokes' about keeping me forever
- We pick out furniture together for "our" home and discuss interior decorating choices
- I have indeed met the parents now and they love me
- We call one another babe and darling all the time, occasionally she'll say "honey I'm home!" entering our apartment, although not in front of her parents
- She's taking me on holiday abroad and we're sharing a hotel room / bed together
- She's teaching me Greek and the first phrase she taught was "I love you" and now encourages me to say it to her
- She is going to put up framed photos of us together in "our" home
- She wrote me a list of everything she loves about me for my birthday, in which she showed me early because she couldn't wait until my birthday

Now I'm not really asking or looking for more with her, and I wasn't expecting any of this with a landlady, and I'm happy to keep things just as friends even though I'm incredibly jealous of how hot she is, even though she's told me I don't need to be jealous because I too am "objectively hot", this isn't a moaning about things not going further.

I really like her and I'm happy with our friendship, I'm not femcelling here, I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

Like I feel this may potentially be a case of mixed signals or me just not being used to having a "platonic" roomate, this is my first "two women living together" situation so I'm not sure what counts as normal roommate behaviour and what's odd roommate behaviour?

Like I'm not complaining here, I just can't shake the feeling that she actually might feel something beyond friendship? Or she's just an incredibly friendly landlady?

Personally I'm happy just chilling and not pushing things further and just remaining "good friends" like I have no massive desires to have sex with her, not to say I wouldn't in a heartbeat if she asked. But I'm just happy having company of someone I get along with so well, we both agree it's like we've known one another for decades.

Yet something tells me that this isn't standard issue landlady tennant "just friends" behaviour....🤔

Can’t be a relationship as they haven’t shoved ginger up each other’s arses yet.

[Snoopy]

Well I guess I'm living it 🤨 But I'm just very confused on why people find it hard to believe.

Lol. Even ree isn't falling for their bullshit

[Boredfrom]

Because Nintex thinks that Trump won.  

Uhm, actually. Here's the truth.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-to-issue-emergency-tarrifs-on-all-colombian-goods-after-colombia-denies-deportation-flights-entry.1092333/page-8#post-134921826

Maybe don't post a press release from your fascist government and claim that Colombia caved.

Colombia's statement says the US has agreed to bring migrants in humane conditions which was the reason for their refusal in the first place.

Petro's own plane will return the migrants that were returned today in humane conditions.

Two liars lie.

[Potato]

That's clearly NOT a normal "two women living together" situation and even this incel weirdo knows that. 

Clearly this is some sort of fetish/fantasy for one or either of them. 

Honestly, I'm not even sure if the roommate exists or, if they ever did, that they're not just a skinsuit now and there is going to be some serious FBI serial killer investigation in the near future.

Edit:

I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

100% it's a skinsuit. Someone call the FBI.

Ha I have many more stories about other things that happening to me that'd be much more of a stealth brag than this poultry situation. But those situations I know where I stand, here I'm just like sometimes it's like we're married and booking us a summer holiday together and making interior design choices together, and other times it's like she's really making it verbally clear we're just platonic. And so it's this weird place and I'm like fighting instincts to take this to a whole new level because emotionally we're amazing together (even if sometimes we barely speak some days) and we make a great team and I enjoy the emotional connection greatly.

It's just mixed signals between clearly being not platonic and her insisting it's platonic. At the same time I have other partners. I guess she's younger than me. She has said that commitment scares her and therefore doesn't want a relationship with someone because then there's expectations to live up to. So maybe with me I'm like a girlfriend simulation without having to label it?

The roommate is a chicken? Dude is fucking a chicken? Someone call the RSPCA!

[jooseloose]

Some people feel the need to defend the 'company line'. Given the considerable delay to get to this point, I see no harm in reminding the board how passionate many of us are on the fight against fascism.

Absolutely.

I do believe era has a role to play in migrating or at least, speeding up the pace, of the gaming community's move to another app. I'm guessing blue sky.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sports-subreddits-lead-a-charge-to-ban-x-links-after-elon-musks-nazi-salute-up-twitter-to-be-banned-on-resetera-in-the-future.1088235/page-30#post-134908032

 

These retards don’t know they’re generally irrelevant in gaming media, only relevant in negative terms. Hilarious

They really overestimate the influence and popularity of that place.

Gamers, journalists and devs all fucking hate them.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Oh boy…this one is gonna be doozy, Lady Dimitrescu…

Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but didn't this guy have a wife?

[Snoopy]

He changed his name after he discovered we were laughing at his posts on there.

[Besticus Maximus]

Oh boy…this one is gonna be doozy, Lady Dimitrescu…

Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but didn't this guy have a wife?

He's the one who used to have gross photoshopped avatars of himself as women from games

[Snoopy]

40 yrs old

[Besticus Maximus]

This reads like an old neogaf thread

Well yes, it's literally the same cast of characters moderated by the same users except they now say they're women half the time

[Bootsthecat]

I wonder if the landlord knows they are trans… I know that’s a shitty thing to say but I don’t know, just can’t help but think they’d be one of the ones to not disclose the fact and if they pass relatively well then might be able to “hide” it

How do you hide having a cock in this scenario. I mean even if they had bottom surgery, I find it difficult to believe they would mistake whatever is down there with an actual pussy

[Straight Edge]

Let me clear up his landlady story

[kaleidoscopium]

Protests are supposed to be inconvenient and supposed to disrupt. Sounds like you're clutching pearls. In the grand scheme of things, who cares about a painting?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-guardian-i-was-jailed-for-four-years-for-a-non-violent-climate-protest-–-this-is-my-prison-diary-just-stop-oil-activist.1092411/#post-134911482

[Daffy Duck]

That's clearly NOT a normal "two women living together" situation and even this incel weirdo knows that. 

Clearly this is some sort of fetish/fantasy for one or either of them.

Honestly, I'm not even sure if the roommate exists or, if they ever did, that they're not just a skinsuit now and there is going to be some serious FBI serial killer investigation in the near future.

Edit:

I'm just wondering, this is like just what regular women do when they're roommates and it's totally normal right? Like totally what best buds do?

100% it's a skinsuit. Someone call the FBI.

Ha I have many more stories about other things that happening to me that'd be much more of a stealth brag than this poultry situation. But those situations I know where I stand, here I'm just like sometimes it's like we're married and booking us a summer holiday together and making interior design choices together, and other times it's like she's really making it verbally clear we're just platonic. And so it's this weird place and I'm like fighting instincts to take this to a whole new level because emotionally we're amazing together (even if sometimes we barely speak some days) and we make a great team and I enjoy the emotional connection greatly.

It's just mixed signals between clearly being not platonic and her insisting it's platonic. At the same time I have other partners. I guess she's younger than me. She has said that commitment scares her and therefore doesn't want a relationship with someone because then there's expectations to live up to. So maybe with me I'm like a girlfriend simulation without having to label it?

The roommate is a chicken? Dude is fucking a chicken? Someone call the RSPCA!

Having read more of the thread I am 99% sure this is some fanfic fetish piece crafted by the OP to play into the fantasy that they’re a woman in a sexual relationship with another woman and they’re getting off on the fact people are buying it.

That or the landlady has a trans fetish that they’re getting off on being with the OP. If era (outside the Trans Mafia) knew the full score then they’d understand this weird sexual deviant behaviour a little more

I wonder if the landlord knows they are trans… I know that’s a shitty thing to say but I don’t know, just can’t help but think they’d be one of the ones to not disclose the fact and if they pass relatively well then might be able to “hide” it

How do you hide having a cock in this scenario. I mean even if they had bottom surgery, I find it difficult to believe they would mistake whatever is down there with an actual pussy

Tuck the old Johnson away into the stow position I imagine.

[Polident]

Protests are supposed to be inconvenient and supposed to disrupt. Sounds like you're clutching pearls. In the grand scheme of things, who cares about a painting?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-guardian-i-was-jailed-for-four-years-for-a-non-violent-climate-protest-–-this-is-my-prison-diary-just-stop-oil-activist.1092411/#post-134911482

It’s great how a forum of zealots for disney, among other corporations, questions why people care about a painting. The expression of the singular artist. The culture and history to go with it. None of that matters. But Bob Iger help you if you don’t like She-Hulk content on Disney Plus.

[EaldNarche]

Lady Dimitrescu is coming for echoes' "craziest WLW transbian on era" crown I see. That post gave me chills. I think it must have triggered some evolutionary predator instinct.