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[TylenolJones]

The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

"Michelle and I have been disgusted by the recent reports about Tyler Malka," Mr. Obama said in the statement. "Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status. We should celebrate the courage of women who have come forward to tell these painful stories. And we all need to build a culture -- including by empowering our girls and teaching our boys decency and respect -- so we can make such behavior less prevalent in the future."

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Where's moblin?

He liked a post on the OG where someone said they refused to come over or whatever so I assume he won't be.

Trapped with Himu until the end of time. 

[HaughtyFrank]

Where's moblin?

He liked a post on the OG where someone said they refused to come over or whatever so I assume he won't be.

Trapped with Himu until the end of time. 

I got the impression that the old bore remainers wanted to keep dancing until the world finally ends but somehow that old server is doing better than ever

[Boredfrom]

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It’s so hard to explain to real world people. 

There’s this site on the internet and they’re all fucking lunatics. But they also have massive impact on the games industry. 

do they?

I’m sorry to report it but they really do. 

At bare minimum getting on the front page is an instant sacking in the games business. Remember this is an industry with shit tier employee rights and benefits.

The irony is they’re actually breaking workers rights left right and centre. To be expected from a bunch of Americans, where the mob control the unions tbf.

Stinkles got banned for anti semitism and racism but nobody at 343 cared.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Remember, all discussion of Harry Potter and the IP is banned, not even a soft ban it's in their "latest evil topics" list in announcements. 

Yet... https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112702667

RIP angry Dumbledore.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112702904

So now both Dumbledores are gone.

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

His portrayal of Dumbledore was excellent. RIP.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112703351

He was the better Dumbledore.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112703897

So now both Dumbledores are gone.

And Snape. And Hagrid 😢

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112704014

Oh damn. We now lost both actors that portrayed Dumbledore.

Incredible actor. Love him in Prisoner of Azkaban.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112704224

Thats a bit eery I just saw the ending of HP7 minutes ago. :( RIP

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112704725

Rip. Second Dumbledore.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112705604

His Dumbledore was one hell of a performance. Rest in peace good sir

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Edit: Second page is worse.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jim-ryan-retires-from-sony-interactive-entertainment-in-march-2024.768920/

They know Sony would still be charging $70 per game, investing in GAAS titles, releasing PC ports very slow, and charging $100 for their shitty online service no matter who is put in charge, right?

Ree didn't even cared when Ryan compared his dog to Sony employees.  Well, they supposedly cared for a week and pretended it never happened as it never gets brought up.  If it's a different company that isn't Sony they would all spam in positive threads why this person or company is bad and should be cancelled.

[Boredfrom]

Really? Because there are a lot of “Fuck Jim Ryan” in that thread. And also a universal hate to PlayStation Plus Premium.

[Bootsthecat]

So it's unclear. Did this now dead dude renounce/call out the fucking dumb bitch cunt terf Joannes transphobia on Twitter, or no? Pretty fucking straightforward question. How else will I know whether to pull out the ripbozo meme pic, or not?

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/#post-112704224

Thats a bit eery I just saw the ending of HP7 minutes ago. :( RIP

Stealth provoking of the marginalized.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/protests-begin-after-judge-dismisses-murder-charge-against-philadelphia-officer-in-shooting-despite-body-camera-footage-da-to-refile.768731/#post-112649996

Hopefully the rest of them are tracked down and get jail/JD time.

 

[Lonewulfeus]

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So it's unclear. Did this now dead dude renounce/call out the fucking dumb bitch cunt terf Joannes transphobia on Twitter, or no? Pretty fucking straightforward question. How else will I know whether to pull out the ripbozo meme pic, or not?

He was either never asked or refused to comment so you know that means he not so secretly agrees with everything jk Rowling tweets.  You know what to do.

[NekoFever]

Remember, all discussion of Harry Potter and the IP is banned, not even a soft ban it's in their "latest evil topics" list in announcements. 

Yet... https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-gambon-has-passed-away-aged-82.769085/

Thats a bit eery I just saw the ending of HP7 minutes ago. :( RIP

I don’t feel safe

[benji]

A rich old white cishet Nazi dies and the staff are letting people speak well of him and celebrate the deaths he's directly contributed to. Then they wonder why ResetERA.com is known everywhere as the vanguard of the alt-right movement.

[benji]

Then they wonder why ResetERA.com is known everywhere as the vanguard of the alt-right movement.

Though thankfully some of the prominent members and staff bravely resist alt-right trends by refusing to read.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-probably-gonna-regret-asking-this-but-is-33-and-21-and-problematic-age-gap.769196/

So I'm 33 years old. I have an apartment, but I've never been married, don't have any kids, and my experience with women is pretty middling. Basically, not to say I'm a loser or anything, but I wouldn't say I'm really like a..."father figure ". Most people think I'm early 20s.

But I live in a college town and I like to go out to bars. And there's plenty of college girls I talk to, get interested in, etc. And mind you this is at a bar so I assume everyone there is 21 and most of them are in their final year.

But lately I've started to feel...weird? Like don't get me wrong there's plenty of older girls I like to, but there's like a girl I'm talking to 21 right now. Am I like...in the wrong? I just met her and it's not like I knew her before this when she was a kid, I don't hold any like power imbalance except maybe I have a bit extra money...barely though...

I don't know I just feel guilty. I mean I'm not the only older guy who talks to the college girls out at the bar, there's guys around my age and older who probably actually get with them on the regular, but I've gotten more and more self conscious lately about the age gap.

[Polident]

Those girls are younger than 9/11.

[benji]

I clicked to see how many stupid people were saying it's problematic and saw the very first reply, posted within a minute, and just closed the tab:

I would say so. Someone who just turned 21 is, like, barely a full adult. They probably haven't even gotten used to being able to drink legally.

Obviously this is going to differ wildly from person to person but I could not see myself dating someone more than a decade younger than me, ESPECIALLY not someone who just turned 21. We'd just be way too different as people to have any common ground.

[Bootsthecat]

"why hello, forever alones" "I adult. should I seek love with other adult I like?" Assuming not a troll topic for da lulz, this dude was fucked before they posted this nonsense , as per usual. Autistic bitch boi=autistic bitch boi. Geeze

[Taco Bell Tower]

Really? Because there are a lot of “Fuck Jim Ryan” in that thread. And also a universal hate to PlayStation Plus Premium.

Yeah, if I'm not mistaken even the PlayStation OT had Fuck Jim Ryan as the title but for like a week lol.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deep-rock-galactic-dev-explains-why-female-playable-characters-arent-being-added.768752/#post-112654268

User Banned (Permanent): Dismissing concerns of sexism & gender representation. Account in junior phase.

People are not entitled to character options. It's nice when games offer a full spectrum, but for teams (especially indie teams) it's work that adds to your scope and it doesn't really do much for your game in terms of sales.

They could just pull a Minecraft and make all characters have the same base. If enough people complain they probably will do something like that. Even if that feels like only a change in name, for some that recognition might be enough.

[Alpacx]

Also, I noticed a lot of people in that Deep Rock Galactic thread were spreading the transphobic myth that men and women have different body types and skeletal structures that require different rigging and animations. Yet with ClickyCal' currently banned there's nobody to call out these "allies" for posting the exact kind of exterminationist rhetoric that Joanne does.

And then people wonder why all the trans people have left in droves, are holding (hookup or otherwise) knives to their throat because of abuse from the admins and the forum is well know as a far-right hive.

Cowboy rights are human rights!

For example, we already have female character models in the game, but these currently only represent staff members – and our in-game staff models are relatively basic and require a limited number of animations. We have thousands of ‘motion captured’ animations for our male footballers and when you apply many of these animations onto female bodies… well… they kind of move like cowboys.

[Venice]

I clicked to see how many stupid people were saying it's problematic and saw the very first reply, posted within a minute, and just closed the tab:

I would say so. Someone who just turned 21 is, like, barely a full adult. They probably haven't even gotten used to being able to drink legally.

Obviously this is going to differ wildly from person to person but I could not see myself dating someone more than a decade younger than me, ESPECIALLY not someone who just turned 21. We'd just be way too different as people to have any common ground.

Girl: "So what do you do for a living?"

PlanetSmasher: "I'm a pretty big deal in the videogame industry "

Girl: "OMG, that's so kewl! Are you, like, friends with Super Mario n' stuff?"

PlanetSmasher: "Even better. I have over a 100 hours in the FFVII Remake."

Girl: "..."

PlanetSmasher: "AND... I have over 103,000 posts on ResetEra.com, the internet's Number One Videogame Forum™  "

Girl: "............."

[Daffy Duck]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

"Michelle and I have been disgusted by the recent reports about Tyler Malka," Mr. Obama said in the statement. "Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status. We should celebrate the courage of women who have come forward to tell these painful stories. And we all need to build a culture -- including by empowering our girls and teaching our boys decency and respect -- so we can make such behavior less prevalent in the future."

Is this real?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

"Michelle and I have been disgusted by the recent reports about Tyler Malka," Mr. Obama said in the statement. "Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status. We should celebrate the courage of women who have come forward to tell these painful stories. And we all need to build a culture -- including by empowering our girls and teaching our boys decency and respect -- so we can make such behavior less prevalent in the future."

Is this real?

malka part appear to be a frabrication

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-speaks-out-on-harvey-weinstein-allegations/

[Bootsthecat]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

"Michelle and I have been disgusted by the recent reports about Tyler Malka," Mr. Obama said in the statement. "Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status. We should celebrate the courage of women who have come forward to tell these painful stories. And we all need to build a culture -- including by empowering our girls and teaching our boys decency and respect -- so we can make such behavior less prevalent in the future."

Is this real?

I mean, cmon now. Nobody, within any orbit of, of all things, videogame talk, is going to get a presidential reply of that nature. I have to realistically assume that any president has taken photos with countless folks, during their term. I mean, cmon now.

[BIONIC]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

"Michelle and I have been disgusted by the recent reports about Tyler Malka," Mr. Obama said in the statement. "Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status. We should celebrate the courage of women who have come forward to tell these painful stories. And we all need to build a culture -- including by empowering our girls and teaching our boys decency and respect -- so we can make such behavior less prevalent in the future."

Is this real?

Yes 100%

[Daffy Duck]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

Is this real?

Yes 100%

Iwanttobelieve.jpg

[Taco Bell Tower]

I clicked to see how many stupid people were saying it's problematic and saw the very first reply, posted within a minute, and just closed the tab:

I would say so. Someone who just turned 21 is, like, barely a full adult. They probably haven't even gotten used to being able to drink legally.

Obviously this is going to differ wildly from person to person but I could not see myself dating someone more than a decade younger than me, ESPECIALLY not someone who just turned 21. We'd just be way too different as people to have any common ground.

Girl: "So what do you do for a living?"

PlanetSmasher: "I'm a pretty big deal in the videogame industry "

Girl: "OMG, that's so kewl! Are you, like, friends with Super Mario n' stuff?"

PlanetSmasher: "Even better. I have over a 100 hours in the FFVII Remake."

Girl: "..."

PlanetSmasher: "AND... I have over 103,000 posts on ResetEra.com, the internet's Number One Videogame Forum™  "

Girl: "............."

Same energy

Thanks, bork!

[Uncle]

1695921784[/url]']
The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

Is this real?

I mean, cmon now. Nobody, within any orbit of, of all things, videogame talk, is going to get a presidential reply of that nature. I have to realistically assume that any president has taken photos with countless folks, during their term. I mean, cmon now.

that's not true, when I was in 4th grade I got a document SIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT to honor my performance in physical fitness

[AldusMoneyPenny]

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The statement that obama released after the shower incident will never not make me laugh. 

Is this real?

I mean, cmon now. Nobody, within any orbit of, of all things, videogame talk, is going to get a presidential reply of that nature. I have to realistically assume that any president has taken photos with countless folks, during their term. I mean, cmon now.

Even the man who defeated Bruce Lee in his mind?

[Venice]

Is this real?

I mean, cmon now. Nobody, within any orbit of, of all things, videogame talk, is going to get a presidential reply of that nature. I have to realistically assume that any president has taken photos with countless folks, during their term. I mean, cmon now.

Even the man who defeated Bruce Lee in his mind?

Still one of the funniest posts I have ever read:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/could-bruce-lee-be-competitive-in-todays-mma.798380/page-5#post-107460197

I have like 3x the lower body strength, better upper body strength, better cardiovascular development, 8 inches and 30-60 lbs in mass, and a BJJ blue belt, wrestling and Muay Thai training. Don't ask whether he would be competitive in pro MMA today, ask how many thousands of video game nerds would hand him his ass in about 30 seconds, that's the more telling proposal.

Cult of personality for a really ripped movie actor who had a forward-thinking martial arts philosophy and an untimely death. Gonna have to deal.

Tyler Malka: Can defeat Bruce Lee, but got his ass handed to him by one girl with one FaceBook post.

Edit: Reading further in that thread, Evilore has a real hate boner for Bruce Lee! 



Choice quote:

Who the fuck is Bruce Lee and why does he matter in the context of fighting, other than having a cool progressive philosophy on crosstraining and inspiring a lot of 8 year old kids?

His legacy is manufactured by movies and his instructors and friends talking him up. There's no empirical basis for it. The empirical evidence we do have actually points to him not being impressive athletically, mostly just aesthetically.

Jesus Christ, Evilore, what did Bruce ever do to you? Turn off your hot water in the middle of a shower or something??