Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Boredfrom]

He already botched about Tolkien and orcs way before this.  

Tolkien was the only thing genuine about him.

[Steven Snell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-youre-in-charge-of-rebooting-making-an-origin-story-for-the-sensational-six-mickey-minnie-donald-george-geef-daisy-and-pluto.1074036/

Guess who.

Ugh can Disney just confirm Minnie and Daisy as lesbians already. Not enough WLW in the Disney universe.

[Taco Bell Tower]

From Edmond Dantes, who regularly writes 1,000,000 word posts on The Lord of the Rings, in a thread about JRR Tolkeins birthday:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-jrr-tolkiens-birthday-lets-commit-cyber-crimes.1074039/#post-133820061

I'd rather not celebrate a racist's birthday

And exactly ONE YEAR AGO...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/to-mark-j-r-r-tolkiens-birthday-which-of-his-many-characters-is-your-favorite.671452/

People have said he is Dr Forester alt… maybe he forgot to change it? 

In any case, dude is bipolar for Tolkien.

It is, he admitted Edmond Dantes being a alt on Reddit.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-youre-in-charge-of-rebooting-making-an-origin-story-for-the-sensational-six-mickey-minnie-donald-george-geef-daisy-and-pluto.1074036/

Guess who.

Ugh can Disney just confirm Minnie and Daisy as lesbians already. Not enough WLW in the Disney universe.

As long she leaves Webby alone.

[Uncle]

they're not bad because they're diverse, they're bad because diversity is considered a primary goal of the filmmaking, above story, about logic

you're right, they're actually bad because they're diverse

[Boredfrom]

they're not bad because they're diverse, they're bad because diversity is considered a primary goal of the filmmaking, above story, about logic

you're right, they're actually bad because they're diverse

We have discussed this before, you know is not about that, the Goku black dude got it better. corpos don’t care, is free good publicity. Real DEI fuckups like Concord are rare because creators usually favored by corpos don’t care either. But because I’m in the minority opinion… agree to disagree.

[ClothedMac]

"Iron Man", which kicked off Disney's biggest entertainment franchise, was about an American arms dealer trying to make up for the actions of his own company.

And it could not be any more obvious that current DEIsney ran Marvel cannot possibly be more butthurt that all of their most successful MCU content - Black Panther notwithstanding - are cishet white men, and want to get rid of them with their own 'original' characters instead.

Latest MCU straight to dvd disney+ slop What If: more than 75 years of Marvel backlog to sift through for underutilised fan favorite characters and storyline, and the writers do "What If... One Broke Girl Fucked A Duck Then Had Bestest Most Powerful Original Character Do Not Steal Lesbian Bird Woman Babby?"

was about an American arms dealer trying to make up for the actions of his own company

they always do this "omg everything is political you can't escape it"   song and dance without acknowledging that somehow, beyond all imagining, HMMM SOMEHOW people are able to differentiate politically/socially-motivated stories from non-motivated ones

how is this possible?  

how the fuck could anyone ever manage to notice a difference between two pieces of media that are ostensibly both political??   

did you know that mario is about a colonizer white man attempting to reinstate a monarchy while also "getting the girl"

did you know that splatoon is secretly about global warming that killed all the humans and allowed for the rise of the squids and also it's about unfair treatment of a downtrodden lower class and how a species can gradually rise above that

did you know that tomb raider is about the colonialist male power fantasy of stealing artifacts from indigenous peoples and also as soon as they began to engage with that idea more explicitly everyone rolled their eyes until they vomited

People like that are just flat-earthers and creationists to me.  I find out they have this majestically simplified view of the world and I make a note to never talk about anything related to that ever again.  Yet, maybe they are good people in otherways?  People who suddenly "discovered," the truth and they see it everywhere.


Top Page Armas



I went into the kitchen and it was like witnessing crimes against humanity and being unable to do anything about it. I lasted 50 seconds before I needed to find the largest volume of strongest alcohol possible.

[HaughtyFrank]

That Edmond died when he left the UK and went back to Egypt. He won't be missed.

Someone who can go from being so obsessed with everything Tolkien to despising everything Tolkien kind of scares me. Like he'd be the kind of stalker fan who first obsessively loves a pop idol and then tries to kill her

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/january-3-2025-u-s-surgeon-general-vivek-h-murthy-releases-an-advisory-regarding-alcohol-and-cancer-risk-calls-for-cancer-warning.1073322/page-3#post-133824234

america should repeal the 21st ammendment

[Steven Snell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/say-something-nice-about-another-member-on-gaming-side-2025-edition.1074096/#post-133824321

TheEchosOfTheCyborg has awesome thread ideas!

Thread in general got some hilarious gems.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pulitzer-prize-winning-wapo-cartoonist-ann-telnaes-resigns-following-censorship-of-latest-comic.1073856/page-2#post-133815396

I'll be honest, Tik Tok and possibly Reddit (maybe now BlueSky?) feel like some of the last sources for potentially reliable information. Not that there isn't astroturfing or censorship there, but traditional media outlets feel completely bought at this point.

Imagine mainlining the utter stupidity on those sites and thinking you're getting "potentially reliable information"!!!

These people are retards.

[El Derpo]

From Edmond Dantes, who regularly writes 1,000,000 word posts on The Lord of the Rings, in a thread about JRR Tolkeins birthday:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-jrr-tolkiens-birthday-lets-commit-cyber-crimes.1074039/#post-133820061




And exactly ONE YEAR AGO...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/to-mark-j-r-r-tolkiens-birthday-which-of-his-many-characters-is-your-favorite.671452/

People have said he is Dr Forester alt… maybe he forgot to change it? 

In any case, dude is bipolar for Tolkien.

It is, he admitted Edmond Dantes being a alt on Reddit.

So he created a thread so he could virtue signal with an alt? Dude has serious problems.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

It's like you are intentionally misconstruing what uncle is saying.

[benji]

From Edmond Dantes, who regularly writes 1,000,000 word posts on The Lord of the Rings, in a thread about JRR Tolkeins birthday:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-jrr-tolkiens-birthday-lets-commit-cyber-crimes.1074039/#post-133820061

I'd rather not celebrate a racist's birthday

And exactly ONE YEAR AGO...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/to-mark-j-r-r-tolkiens-birthday-which-of-his-many-characters-is-your-favorite.671452/

The more Edmond finds out about Tolkien, the less he cares for the man.

[Besticus Maximus]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

[Uncle]

you're right, they're actually bad because they're diverse

We have discussed this before, you know is not about that, the Goku black dude got it better. corpos don’t care, is free good publicity. Real DEI fuckups like Concord are rare because creators usually favored by corpos don’t care either. But because I’m in the minority opinion… agree to disagree.

I actually don't know if I would say concord's primary fuckup was DEI, not to the extent of other major failures of this type

sure people made fun of the healthy at any size girl, but it was a perfect storm of "looks derivative like Guardians," "ugh another hero shooter," "ugh it's not even free," exclusivity, poor marketing, the list goes on and on

[benji]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

It's called finally embracing being a high femme wlw lesbian.

[BIONIC]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

Sounds like he’s the child of immigrants and he just visited the motherland for a bit. Pretty sure he didn’t move.

[Boredfrom]

Why does the ditman thing matter? We already know Elon is a weirdo.

Because if he is Dittmann, and I'm still convinced he is, "proving" he is not would give him, and him being watched in the media, an untouchable, unverifyable, undisputable pseudo-anonymous outlet for all kinds of further commenting, pushing, supporting and giving voice to all kinds of shit he couldn't openly comment on as Elon Musk, Multi-billionaire, richest man in the world, CEO of various companies and, now, No #2 person in USA politics.

[Boredfrom]

The more powerful someone is, the more every detail of their life must be scrutinized, because of their potential to do harm to the rest of us. Musk is arguably the most powerful man on Earth right now, so everything he does matters. If Musk was some random guy on Twitter, none of this would matter.

Musk just got a big middle age hard on.

[Besticus Maximus]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

Sounds like he’s the child of immigrants and he just visited the motherland for a bit. Pretty sure he didn’t move.

my lore for this weirdo might be wrong but I thought he'd said recently that he'd moved back home and became a PT while studying for an egyptology degree. So it looks like dad has summoned him back and told him to sort himself out egypt style.

[HardcoreRetro]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

They have no personality.

[Propagandhim]

"I went to a Top 15 university for fecal studies!  I am the shit expert!  People looked to me when they wanted to know about shit and I gave it to them straight!!  It wasn't supposed to be this way!!  I'll pay off the debt after Bayonetta 4 comes out, I swear on the corns in my stool!"

*the nurses shush Dr Nothing Loud and push his wheelchair through the mental ward as a million toilets take his job*

[ClothedMac]

Blueballs is jeffmarvel imo

The timing matches up, he signs up and starts angry posting about stalking the day after benji posts jeff's house

I find it amusing that you’re so unused to having your echo chamber disrupted that you can’t engage in a debate without trying to figure out the other person's identity.

It must be tough when you can’t just make up a bunch of stuff about someone

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

I always wondered who Era though was "good," in that comic.







disney is good now?  I can't keep up with their varying notions of morality.

[wizardora]

(Editing out the previous bit as forum/browser fuckery made a photo display incorrectly to me)

Anyway....

So far for threads this year we've had:

Jan 1st - I fucked up a friend's marriage by sleeping with her....and I'm the one who looks like the bad guy?!
Jan 2nd - I narrowly escaped being human trafficked and survived only by freaking out a guy by asking him a multitude of personal questions.
Jan 3rd - Let's warmly celebrate famed-racist JRR Tolkien, who I used to love, and now hate.

[LoverOfCycles]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-most-sus-thing-happened-to-me.1073337/page-2#post-133819434

I feel like the most you could do is leave an anonymous tip like "hey if you have any cold cases involving missing women, maybe poke around this old gas station by the river".

I think most you can do is anonymous Reddit post using the phone number so it shows up on google searches.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing comments like these. The dude didn't want to give out all his personal information to meet up for what was presumably casual sex, the OP then doxxed him and considered reporting him to the police (???) and now you want OP to use the perfectly innocuous information gained by said doxxing to potentially ruin his life?

What. The. Fuck.

Dude deserves to be doxed and reported as a serial killing sex trafficker for being a person of gender chaser.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-j-fox-is-awarded-the-us-presidential-medal-of-freedom-by-president-joe-biden.1074147/

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/game-of-the-year-2024-minnmax.1073040/page-3#post-133787109

User banned (1 month): Extremely inappropriate commentary

The FF7 brigade are gonna start lynching soon the way it's going holy shit

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-most-sus-thing-happened-to-me.1073337/page-3#post-133827270

Yeah I think I agree.

Wasn't expecting the plot twist to be that the OP is the one who is sus 😂

Nazi adjacent Islamophobe continues her descent into terfdom.

[BIONIC]

There's something properly wrong about shedding your core personality because you moved back home and decided that actually the benign thing you were totally into is completely evil

Sounds like he’s the child of immigrants and he just visited the motherland for a bit. Pretty sure he didn’t move.

my lore for this weirdo might be wrong but I thought he'd said recently that he'd moved back home and became a PT while studying for an egyptology degree. So it looks like dad has summoned him back and told him to sort himself out egypt style.

He’s openly criticizing the supreme leader on a public forum which seems ill advised to do when you’re within the country’s borders. Then again, he might just be that fucking dumb