Cops and Prosecutors Doing Cop and Prosecutor Things

[killamajig]

ACAB

‘He’s Drunk Again’: NJ Cop Slams Police Chief onto Car Hood at DWI Crash Scene

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Sir, that police chief was TRAVELING, not driving. 

[TylenolJones]

[killamajig]

Getting felony charges for a cool story. Also, taking a .22 to the leg is lame as hell. I've had worse done to me and no one gives a shit. True story: I almost die at work one time and my fiancée is pissed at me for coming home without food after work. I tell her what happend and still she asked me to get food because she didn't feel like cooking.

In case any attention whore LEOs are reading this.....

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[killamajig]

A Europol-supported operation, led by German authorities and involving law enforcement from eight countries, has led to the takedown of the two largest cybercrime forums in the world.

The two platforms, Cracked and Nulled, had more than 10 million users in total. Both of these underground economy forums offered a quick entry point into the cybercrime scene. These sites worked as one-stop shops and were used not only for discussions on cybercrime but also as marketplaces for illegal goods and cybercrime-as-a-service, such as stolen data, malware or hacking tools. Investigators estimate that suspects earned EUR 1 million in criminal profits.

https://www.europol.europa.eu/media-press/newsroom/news/law-enforcement-takes-down-two-largest-cybercrime-forums-in-world

[benji]

The two platforms, Cracked and Nulled, had more than 10 million users in total. Both of these underground economy forums offered a quick entry point into the cybercrime scene. These sites worked as one-stop shops and were used not only for discussions on cybercrime but also as marketplaces for illegal goods and cybercrime-as-a-service, such as stolen data, malware or hacking tools. 

Damn, they really changed from back when they used to be a "TOP SEVEN OBSCURE YET BADASS PIRATES" and "SIX CRAZY THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE REAL" comedy website spin-off of a magazine.

[killamajig]

The Wire is usually cited as being one of the most realistic police shows but sometimes Reno 911! is a better comparison.


On September 18th, 2023, officers were dispatched to a residence following reports of a woman who claimed to be the property owner allegedly harassing a tenant. This is footage of the events that followed..........

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

The Wire is usually cited as being one of the most realistic police shows but sometimes Reno 911! is a better comparison.


On September 18th, 2023, officers were dispatched to a residence following reports of a woman who claimed to be the property owner allegedly harassing a tenant. This is footage of the events that followed..........

I would like for the people involved in this story to die.

[killamajig]

Good morning,

Home Inspector Caught Pleasuring Himself with Elmo Doll

Kevin MacLuven was touring a family’s home alone when the homeowner caught him on camera in a child’s bedroom. He was arrested for indecent exposure after reportedly confessing to police. Law&Crime’s Jesse Weber discusses what happened to VanLuven next with renowned predator catcher and host of TruBlu Chris Hansen.

TLDW

Charges:
Aggravated indecent exposure 
Malicious destruction of personal property (value under $200)


Jury convicted of: 
aggravated indecent exposure (misdemeanor)

not guilty
malicious destruction of personal property (because there was no DNA found on Elmo )


Sentence:
19 days in jail
18 months probation (he violated the probation, no idea on current status)

[killamajig]

On February 4th, 2025, officers were on scene of a dui crash. 

Maitland, Florida
AP
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The 34-year-old son of NBA great Michael Jordan was arrested early Tuesday in central Florida on a misdemeanor drug charge after police officers found his car stuck on railroad tracks minutes before a commuter train was scheduled to pass, authorities said.

Marcus Jordan was charged with possession of cocaine, a second-degree misdemeanor, and resisting an officer without violence, also a misdemeanor, according to online court records.

Officers with the Maitland Police Department found Jordan’s Lamborghini sports utility vehicle immobile on railroad tracks in the suburb of Orlando, Florida, with a commuter train just 10 minutes away, because the vehicle’s tires were buried in dirt and rock from being spun repeatedly, according to an arrest report.

Officers learned that Jordan had just fled from a traffic stop in a neighboring county. They asked him to get out of the vehicle after smelling alcohol and noticing his slurred speech and confusion. They found a bag of what tested positive for cocaine in his pants, the arrest report said.

Jordan, a former University of Central Florida basketball player, refused to talk to reporters when he was released Tuesday from the Orange County Jail.

[Mask]

I would say that's crazy, but a major celebrity's kid going off the rails is probably commonplace enough.

[killamajig]

I would say that's crazy, but a major celebrity's kid going off the rails is probably commonplace enough.

Don't you mean ON the rails? 

or was that the joke?

EDIT: dude got a little turned around  "We can push it"

[TylenolJones]

[killamajig]

Sacramento deputy overdosed on fentanyl while on duty in 2023, new report finds

A Sacramento sheriff's deputy who was revived by Narcan in 2023, after what was believed to be a chemical exposure at the time, actually suffered a fentanyl overdose, authorities said.

[killamajig]

https://www.state.gov/ryan-james-wedding/

Ryan James Wedding, a Canadian citizen residing in Mexico, is a former Olympic snowboarder who participated in the giant slalom snowboarding event for Canada in the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah.  After his snowboarding career, Wedding turned to a life of crime as a transnational narcotics trafficker.

The U.S. Department of State is offering a REWARD OF UP TO $10 MILLION for information leading to Wedding’s arrest and/or conviction.  Wedding is also on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitive List.

If you have information, please contact the FBI and RCMP by phone (WhatsApp, Signal, or Telegram) at 424-495-0614.  If you are located outside the United States, please contact the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate.  If you are in the United States, please contact the local FBI office in your city.

Fair warning to any of our Mexian members that might think sniching on a Canadian snowboading drug dealer will get them an easy 10 million... He's currently under the protection of the Sinaloa Cartel.

Not sure why FBI didn't include that?