Random Talk

[Polident]

Recently learned the solution to being tired as you age is to sleep three times as long as you did in your early 20s. So around 7 to 9 hours a night. Few talk about this biohack.

[Potato]

Recently learned the solution to being tired as you age is to sleep three times as long as you did in your early 20s. So around 7 to 9 hours a night. Few talk about this biohack.

I sleep way less than when I was in my 20s. Like 6-7 hours is plenty for me these days.

[Nintex]

Last night I had like 2 hours of real sleep and I had to get up early around 7, which I never do.
I haven't slept this little in like over a decade. Considering I walked about 10 miles yesterday I was pretty tired.

All day I've been on this sleep deprived high but surprisingly functional. The thing is though, you have to keep going, find distractions and stay active  
The most tricky part was in between meetings at work, people seldom arrive on time so you're left doing nothing for 5 or 10 minutes until they enter and that's deadly.
Also time in general felt like it moved slow today. 

Right now I'm talking to an old friend who is sending me Ghost Recon screenshots and I don't even remember how this conversation started.

[Potato]

A 20 minute nap will give you a couple of hours of full functionality. Don't go more than 20 minute though.

[Nintex]

Yes, my Nvidia dip went through just as I'm finishing up lifting with the dumbbells.

Tracking my gains I've moved passed the beginners stage for my weight class. According to https://strengthlevel.com/ I'm 20% stronger than other male lifters my age.
I can definitely tell my strength has improved over the last 2 months carrying stuff around and whatnot and my arms are certainly less skinny. 

Key was to combine weight lifting with squats. That way my back got stronger and my posture improved and that made it easier to lift heavier weights and keep doing it for a while.
I'm now at the 10kg dumbbell and my goal for now is 15kg (which is also what this set maxes out at). If I reach that I would be 50% stronger than other lifters my age.

[Potato]

Squats, benchpress and deadlifts are your friend if you want to get stronger. Biceps curls and the rest of that shit are just for ego.

[Polident]

It’s all connected and you gas out some muscles before others. You don’t need a full bro split taking up a full day of arms. But if you’re doing push/bench, you’re already hitting triceps secondary to chest. Working in some tricep isolation movements that session helps. Same with bicep work during pull/back. If posture is a concern, face pulls and shrugs help a bunch. Just use lighter weights at first and focus on form. Seen people doing this stuff with their same bad posture and it’s counter intuitive.

[CHOW CHOW]

tremendous creampie last night, had a massive load built up for the past few days due to the wife’s transphobic menstrual cycle

[Potato]

tremendous creampie last night, had a massive load built up for the past few days due to the wife’s transphobic menstrual cycle

Feed her bull pineapple for a more pleasant taste

[CHOW CHOW]

tremendous creampie last night, had a massive load built up for the past few days due to the wife’s transphobic menstrual cycle

Feed her bull pineapple for a more pleasant taste

I hate that i’m about to unload  a serious post here but this is a real thing. Not sure about taste because im not into guys like Tater but it really does smell like pineapple if you can scarf down a can of pineapple before your bull creampies your wife.

[killamajig]

I've never been able to confirm this myself, but I've heard pornstars say that dairy and cheese consumption can make it taste worse. Kind of makes sense.

[Besticus Maximus]

Squats, benchpress and deadlifts are your friend if you want to get stronger. Biceps curls and the rest of that shit are just for ego.

This man speaks the truth.

There is literally nothing better you can do for your future prospects in all foreseeable ways than doing these three lifts + 2 others 3/4 times a week. It will change your life, guaranteed, the closest thing there is to a cheat code.

[Uncle]

I've never been able to confirm this myself, but I've heard pornstars say that dairy and cheese consumption can make it taste worse. Kind of makes sense.

I looked into this a while back and actual biologists/doctors/bodyologists were like "what? no, it's impossible for anything to affect the taste of that, they're all completely different systems with no possible cross absorption or anything like that"

now it is true that what we smell can affect what we taste, and if someone eats a lot of dairy and cheese and it's affecting the sweat through their pores...

like, the smell/taste of the groin sweat, but not the glorified mucus itself

[who is ted danson?]

Squats, benchpress and deadlifts are your friend if you want to get stronger. Biceps curls and the rest of that shit are just for ego.

This man speaks the truth.

There is literally nothing better you can do for your future prospects in all foreseeable ways than doing these three lifts + 2 others 3/4 times a week. It will change your life, guaranteed, the closest thing there is to a cheat code.

What about eating a can of pineapple before you cum

That's a cheat code

[killamajig]

My sunglasses broke so I thought I would stop in a near by mall to see if there was a Sunglasses Hut or lenscrafters. Also I was morbidly curious about the state of this mall in 2025. It was sad in there  It was one of thoses malls you see in the Dead Mall youtube channels. A bunch of homeless and/or elderly people and a Juggalo couple with a baby in a carrier yelling and swearing at each other.

Review: 1 out of 5 Stars

I'll give it the 1 star because there was ample parking.

[who is ted danson?]

Just watched the leaked joe biden vid

Still not sure if it's real or not, but he can really guzzle glizzy

[Polident]

I've never been able to confirm this myself, but I've heard pornstars say that dairy and cheese consumption can make it taste worse. Kind of makes sense.

One night I was looking for that old video of a reporter accidentally knocking down a domino structure (very fake btw) and the YouTube ad was related to that. It was a black and white video of a Brazilian lady pretending to be on Joe Rogan, with a bad AI voice, talking about how her boyfriend drank salt water and got a mammoth erection. She was going to leave him until he drank salt water. Allegedly, it’s a trick smut actors use. There wasn’t actually a product to sell. This lady was zealot for salt enhancement and preaching the good word.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Squats, benchpress and deadlifts are your friend if you want to get stronger. Biceps curls and the rest of that shit are just for ego.

This man speaks the truth.

There is literally nothing better you can do for your future prospects in all foreseeable ways than doing these three lifts + 2 others 3/4 times a week. It will change your life, guaranteed, the closest thing there is to a cheat code.

What about eating a can of pineapple before you cum

That's a cheat code

You don't eat it, you rub it on your junk.

Dip your balls in the juice. Ladies love that.

[killamajig]

This man speaks the truth.

There is literally nothing better you can do for your future prospects in all foreseeable ways than doing these three lifts + 2 others 3/4 times a week. It will change your life, guaranteed, the closest thing there is to a cheat code.

What about eating a can of pineapple before you cum

That's a cheat code

You don't eat it, you rub it on your junk.

Dip your balls in the juice. Ladies love that.

But for best results wear pineapple rings on your cock for your partner, to get what I call "The Hawaiian Luau". They love eating that pineapple right before I blow my poi into their mouth.

[Nintex]

In January YoY revenue is up 76.64%  

Samsung just confirmed the S25 Ultra will be delivered on Monday.  


I'm basically a magician now.

 Oh great they've send us another techie, we are neurosurgeons and have no time to explain people shit they don't understand anyway
 hold up, why is this guy wearing a blazer, where is your access pass and name badge do you work at this hospital 
 What do you need the AI to do, just explain it to me. I can fix her. Mainly because I don't work here.
 Look friend, each of us spend at least a decade studying this, it won't be as easy as you think but what we need is a better reading of the various cognitive areas related to the prefrontal cortex. I suggest you tell us what to do and then we'll fix it ourselves because this is a very complex medical field. The previous guy suggested adding the research methods so I've been explaining them 1 by 1 to the AI
 Look, the transcript might also be shocking man, I mean these are patients with severe mental issues and advanced stage brain cancers, that leads to incontinence and whatnot, pain score 10 stuff if you get my drift
 Honestly you can delete all this shit, this is terrible. How about we call this one Bella Brains and let her figure out if this guy is crazy, demented or pissing blood but in medical terms and neatly organized for the insurance company because that seems to be what you people need.
 I admit, he has a point that's basically what we need... just not the way I would put it
 Now it does exactly what we want, how the hell did you do this in 5 minutes. Can we directly contact you next time 

[Nintex]

Finally hit the bar this weekend.

Not many girls around but I had some good convos.
One that definitely helps with my social standing is the local tattoo guy. He does these crazy full body tattoos and is overall just a great dude to hang with that knows everyone who is anyone. He did lots of tattoos for famous MMA fighters and football players. Great get for my Instagram.

Old co-worker started following me on Instagram too after I liked the story about her dog. 

Oh and when I was in the hospital 2 weeks ago I was prompting with this physiotherapist chick and she kept taking photos of what we were doing so I asked her if I could take pictures too and she giggled and was fine with it. When I left she walked me back to the hallway and we chatted a bit. She actually has some friends in my town.

Sure enough I send her the picture I took of her prompting a few days later. Today she emailed me back out of the blue with a "teehee this is so funny" response which is not what I expected at all.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Finally hit the bar this weekend.

Not many girls around but I had some good convos.
One that definitely helps with my social standing is the local tattoo guy. He does these crazy full body tattoos and is overall just a great dude to hang with that knows everyone who is anyone. He did lots of tattoos for famous MMA fighters and football players. Great get for my Instagram.

Old co-worker started following me on Instagram too after I liked the story about her dog. 

Oh and when I was in the hospital 2 weeks ago I was prompting with this physiotherapist chick and she kept taking photos of what we were doing so I asked her if I could take pictures too and she giggled and was fine with it. When I left she walked me back to the hallway and we chatted a bit. She actually has some friends in my town.

Sure enough I send her the picture I took of her prompting a few days later. Today she emailed me back out of the blue with a "teehee this is so funny" response which is not what I expected at all.

Tell us more about the dog.

[Nintex]

Here is a picture of the dog

[HardcoreRetro]

I love those. Their brain doesn't fit in their skull so they're in constant pain.  

[Nintex]

I love those. Their brain doesn't fit in their skull so they're in constant pain.  

She was never the brightest but her dog is pretty cute tho

[Polident]

Currently in an Italian theme cafe run by two elderly Japanese ladies and the Godfather theme has been looping for half an hour.

[Snoopy]

I was thinking of starting the most useless DIY channel on YT. Things like how to tell if your light bulb works. Each episode would go off into ridiculous tangents such as what sort of wiring your light socket uses. What is it composed of. What factory produced it. What foreman worked there. There would never actually be any info on how to do or fix anything. It would just be endless nonsense punctuated with 10 minute screaming rants about the neighbor's grass being too long.

[Potato]

Make sure you bring politics into it. All the good YouTubers make sure everything is political.

[Nintex]

This one liked me

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Pray that I make it through her opening move fellas

[Snoopy]

Make sure you bring politics into it. All the good YouTubers make sure everything is political.

50 minute rants about Bret Weinstein's dubious hair