Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Potato]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

I'm 75% convinced Blueballs is Jeff Marvel. There's no convincing him we aren't Nazi chuds.

I enjoy how you guys are obsessed with trying to figure my identity. Like you are so used to the echo chamber and so bad at debating you can only make identity based attacks

lol

Blueball: "you're all pedos loli animu gooners  "
And yes this line of attack would probably work on any other gaming popculture message board and indeed we have a certified latino with a feliz jueves dragonball animu free pass and a gigachad prison guard that cures daddy issues, BUT alas blueball you have no power here...
Benji: "I mostly enjoy adult women trying on different sets of clothing"
Maximus: "I'm hanging out with my bi goth queen in Paris and she's pouring me another skotch"
Nintex: "I'm taking a girl that's older than me on a dinner date"
Potato: "I'm on a cruise with the missus"
ResetEra: "heya fellow lesbians would you fuck a digimon flower girl?"

Go back to /pol/ lol

Yep, it's Jeff Marvel. 

Case closed.

[MMaRsu]

I love that Era hates the game because the Head Dude just wants to make a game in his vision and now KotakuInAction types hate the sequel because the game has gay sex and the Head Dude wants to make a game in his vision.

and i love that it sold 2 mil copies, proving that neither of these groups mean shit in the real world

well, they might

it might've sold 4 million copies, but we don't live in the universe where one of these sides was fully satisfied and bought it in droves

I mean the grifters need something to be mad about. There can absolutely not be an optional gay romance in your rpg in 2025. It will make your game woke (even though most big rpg's of this type have had these choices for years..Kaidan?)

[Potato]

woah woah, hold the phone.

A Ms. Pac Man cocktail arcade machine is literally my dream gift. You have no idea how jealous I am.

You want it? make an offer. It needs new wiring harness and JAMMA repinned

too much work for me

I'll DM you later today!

Thebire. A love story.

[Nintex]

Well there you have it Jeff. Not even MMaRsu is into lolicon gooner bait. He likes mlm romances in RPGs as long as they are optional and tasteful.

[Uncle]

is ms pacman a better game than mr pacman

[Potato]

No one should be impressed by the mediocre nature of Jeff's posting. He's based his entire personality of pablum Marvel content.

He's the epitome of generic white man.

Generic FAILED white man. 

[Boredfrom]

Outside of politics, why the fuck you expect Jeff Gertsmann to cover Kingdom Come?  


Is like expecting Red Letter Media to cover Sonic The Hedgehog 3, not their taste.

I mean he basically covers every big release that comes out tho no? And he was playing Avowed. I mean. So was Nextlander.

So they are checking out the mediocre RPG from Obsidian but they won't check out the best reviewed RPG of the year.

Pretty obvious.

The historical simulator over a mediocre Skyrim clone.

[karambollostpassword]

this kingdom central 2: the nazis strike back thing any better than the first one? that one was wack

[books]

It’s strange how normalized roids et al have become. Used to be guys would try a couple years natural to find their limit before juicing. Now you have high schoolers open about it and adults encouraging it. They lost sight of why you should be lifting in the first place: to help old ladies put their luggage in the overhead bin.

'Roids shrink your balls and gives you tittays. What's not to like?

It sucks, because with no restraints for Bluey, he still holds back any substance he has whatsoever. He still has that invisible leash that stops him from actually expressing himself. It’s sadly purely troll-ish behavior.

He should be upgraded to admin.

[Taco Bell Tower]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

He calls us alt-right 4chan yet he joined and participates in the site 

[CHOW CHOW]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

Worse than that, he thinks we're Hogwarts Legacy, Cyberpunk 2077, Kingdom Come II-playing Twitter users!!!

[books]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

He calls us alt-right 4chan yet he joined and participates in the site 

He better not be one of yalls headmates. That would be a big betrayal even on an anonymous forum.

[Boredfrom]

Not saying you are wrong, MMaRu. I agree it has to do with his social circle being wokies. But I didn’t expected him to cover the game anyway.

[MMaRsu]

Outside of politics, why the fuck you expect Jeff Gertsmann to cover Kingdom Come?  


Is like expecting Red Letter Media to cover Sonic The Hedgehog 3, not their taste.

I mean he basically covers every big release that comes out tho no? And he was playing Avowed. I mean. So was Nextlander.

So they are checking out the mediocre RPG from Obsidian but they won't check out the best reviewed RPG of the year.

Pretty obvious.

The historical simulator over a mediocre Skyrim clone.

I mean they (back when they ran Giantbomb) never played the first one either so..

It's pretty obvious why they aren't covering it. Jeff's smart ass remarks on when a KCD2 trailer came one during one of the shows last year

"I bet that this game will have a list of things mandated to talk and not talk about when reviews come out"

And I remember Vinny's comments on KCD2 during a showcase

"I'm sure this game will be really authentic"

And Alex

"Hmm yes Authentic"

So its pretty clear they have some retarded grudge against trying to make an authentic setting.

But they'll cover all other games! Oh ofcourse not Harry Potter. They didnt cover that either.

[books]

They backed themselves into a corner with their "values." I'm sure they actually will play it at some point but won't publicize it ala Ree admin playing hogwarts. Pro tip- never make grandiose statements.

Edit- having a drink at my local after grinding levels earlier this morning on Elden Ring on this president's day off. Vidya games have literally passed me by as an old man with the amount of dedication needed to keep up. I hope to one day play the DLC, and now there's a new FromSoftware game?! Fn wild.

[Boredfrom]

I love that Era hates the game because the Head Dude just wants to make a game in his vision and now KotakuInAction types hate the sequel because the game has gay sex and the Head Dude wants to make a game in his vision.

and i love that it sold 2 mil copies, proving that neither of these groups mean shit in the real world

well, they might

it might've sold 4 million copies, but we don't live in the universe where one of these sides was fully satisfied and bought it in droves

So no, they don’t matter.  

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

old photos of me 25 years ago for everyone to beat-off to.

[Taco Bell Tower]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

Worse than that, he thinks we're Hogwarts Legacy, Cyberpunk 2077, Kingdom Come II-playing Twitter users!!!

[kaleidoscopium]

So all of us that bought and played the game are also Nazi supporters??

You put money in the pocket of the proud Nazi-aligned public face of the company who made the game. Explain to me how that's not supporting him?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135925233

All still based on a t shirt btw

[books]

wait a minute, does blueballs actually think we’re alt-right 4chan chuds? Nintex sure, but 95% of us can’t stand trump and vote blue

just because we call out the trans crazies doesn’t mean we’re alt-right losers

Worse than that, he thinks we're Hogwarts Legacy, Cyberpunk 2077, Kingdom Come II-playing Twitter users!!!

We are not Kyjuui.

[killamajig]

old photos of me 25 years ago for everyone to beat-off to.

Picture Michael Poulsen of Volbeat only older, more grey and riddled with arthritis. 



Also my hair line is farther back too  In my old age I look more like Jack Smith.



Picture that but nude.

Does anyone else resemble a famous person?

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135926382

You put money in the pocket of the proud Nazi-aligned public face of the company who made the game. Explain to me how that's not supporting him?

This is just nonsense. I thought the whole worry with the first KCD was that its success could have been a slippery slope to something worse down the road. Well, we are now "down the road", and not only has that future not materialized, but KCD2 has been branded "woke", Varva has been branded an enemy by the chuds, the game is in no way a reflection of his shittyness, and he is no longer in control of the studio as it was sold a few years ago. They are 250 people strong, and thats whats shines through.

So from a practical sense, Varva is turned out to be completely insignificant. The game is very progressive despite his involvement, he is no longer in control, and nobody outside of enthusiast circles knows who he is. So at this point, these type of arguments become so decoupled from actual reality that they comes off only as the type of senseless purity-testing that we really should try to avoid.

 

[DavidCroquet]

is ms pacman a better game than mr pacman

extremely yes. OG pacman is crusty and boring and slow. I think it might even only have a single maze?

Ms Pac Man has more “sophisticated” ghost AI, changing mazes, runs about 2-3 times faster. It also has “cutscenes” for those who come to the arcade for deepest lore.

[Boredfrom]

If she's Mexican they could have at least given her a little melanin.

But it's hoyoverse. Their entire African inspired cast are white. Presumably all south African colonists then.

A lot of Mexicans are not brown. Why aren’t you guys complaining about Fate/GO having a lot of Central American deities as white blondes?

[Venice]

Clicky Carl is having a fun meltdown over kingdom come deliverance 2 in the sales thread, 2M update starts here and just read on since still ongoing  


https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-4#post-135916125

Cunty Cal posted this picture as some kind of 'gotcha' to prove Daniel Vavra and all of Warhorse Studios are racists because of the music they listen to:







CuntyCal...

Since this picture contains...

Black people,
White people,
Fat people,
Thin people,
Asian people,
Chinese people
Women people,

It's not the 'win' that you think it is, stupid cunt!

[kaleidoscopium]

lol, SirKai caught a ban, but only 1 week instead of perma, for calling other era members Nazi Supporters. Can’t make this shit up  

User banned (1 week): attacking other posters

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135925233

[Venice]

So all of us that bought and played the game are also Nazi supporters??

You put money in the pocket of the proud Nazi-aligned public face of the company who made the game. Explain to me how that's not supporting him?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135925233

All still based on a t shirt btw

The fucko got banned for a week.

B-Dubs is alt-right Chud confirmed.






Edit: What kaleidoscopium said

[books]

is ms pacman a better game than mr pacman

extremely yes. OG pacman is crusty and boring and slow. I think it might even only have a single maze?

Ms Pac Man has more “sophisticated” ghost AI, changing mazes, runs about 2-3 times faster. It also has “cutscenes” for those who come to the arcade for deepest lore.

DavidCroquet is Billy Mitchell confirmed

[BananaBlast]

lol, SirKai caught a ban, but only 1 week instead of perma, for calling other era members Nazi Supporters. Can’t make this shit up  

User banned (1 week): attacking other posters

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135925233

All conservatives are Nazis = True
Daniel Vavra is a Nazi = True
Buying a Nazi's product is supporting a Nazi = True
Buying Daniel Vavra's game is supporting a Nazi = False, ban time.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Stop supporting nazis. Simple as.