Random Talk

[CHOW CHOW]

How’s everyone’s bowel movements these days? gut health is extremely important as you age. My BMs are impeccable. Yes I take psyllium husk fiber but even without that I bet they’d be flawless

eat a lot of greens, legumes, lean meat, and whole grains and you’re set

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What the fuck are we even doing here?

[Nintex]

I have the flu so the processing plant is absolute chaos

Prior to that my PDS was well under control.

[CHOW CHOW]

enjoy those ultra rare chow chow likes

[Potato]

How’s everyone’s bowel movements these days? gut health is extremely important as you age. My BMs are impeccable. Yes I take psyllium husk fiber but even without that I bet they’d be flawless

eat a lot of greens, legumes, lean meat, and whole grains and you’re set

Not too bad. I'm regular and much more consistent than I used to be. I could probably do with a little more fibre so I should really add more legumes. WFH today, so I'm gonna make some frijoles and maybe some fasolada.

[killamajig]

What the fuck are we even doing here?

Random Talk

[killamajig]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

[Nintex]

One day I was so sick of my PSD that I bought every cure from the pharmacy. Some made it worse, some made it explode, some made it rocks, some didn't do anything.

Then I tried the last one, a fruit flavored tablet. Cheapest €2,- box of 50. Instantly worked.

[CHOW CHOW]

Googled PSD and all I could get back was psychosomatic digestive disease

is this some alt-right nazi chud nintex thing?

[killamajig]

I'm not sure either

[Nintex]

Don't post during flu fever fellas

[Polident]

How’s everyone’s bowel movements these days? gut health is extremely important as you age. My BMs are impeccable. Yes I take psyllium husk fiber but even without that I bet they’d be flawless

eat a lot of greens, legumes, lean meat, and whole grains and you’re set

I had to stop having oatmeal in the morning. Specifically, natures path or way blueberry flax oatmeal. Think it’s the flax that turns it into super colon blow.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I need to eat more fiber. 

[Polident]

Just going for a walk, randomly humming Barry Manilow’s Ready to Take a Chance Again. It’s cold out so I take a detour through a building. A muzak version of the song is playing.

Is this how gang stalking schizos feel all the time?

[Nintex]

Well it wasn't a fever dream she's actually in my contact list now.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

pegging also helps

[remy]

whenever i start having some metamucil i take the most amazing shits

[killamajig]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

pegging also helps

Thanks but I think I'll try the gummies first.

[Potato]

Pussy

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

pegging also helps

Thanks but I think I'll try the gummies first.

why not both?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I am being serious though. Proper pegging requires evacuation of the colon cavity. 

It's a 2 for 1.

[CHOW CHOW]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

pegging also helps

cauli’s right about this by the way. I can’t get into the details but trust me

[Nintex]

Don't post during flu fever fellas 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Speaking of random talk, my doctor suggested fiber gummies to help with my constipation.

pegging also helps

cauli’s right about this by the way. I can’t get into the details but trust me

The pegging progress involves anal douching. 

So you just wash it out, and then if you want someone to pound your ass, they probably want to eat your ass, and it's clean.

[Potato]

I'm hoping that she just googled your name, found your Twitter profile and then googled Nintex and came up with thebire where she saw all your messages about redheads.

[Potato]

Pretty amazing that everyone in that Toronto crash survived.

[DavidCroquet]

Just going for a walk, randomly humming Barry Manilow’s Ready to Take a Chance Again. It’s cold out so I take a detour through a building. A muzak version of the song is playing.

Is this how gang stalking schizos feel all the time?

I was tempted to say that I know one I could ask for you, but upon further reflection I realize their answers would likely not be very accurate or helpful.

[killamajig]

pegging also helps

cauli’s right about this by the way. I can’t get into the details but trust me

The pegging progress involves anal douching. 

So you just wash it out, and then if you want someone to pound your ass, they probably want to eat your ass, and it's clean.

Why do all you men have to be creeps? I just wanted to talk about wholesome WLW fiber gummies and you guys got to be all gross with your hetero cis pegging talk. 

[Nintex]

I'm hoping that she just googled your name, found your Twitter profile and then googled Nintex and came up with thebire where she saw all your messages about redheads.

You should Google Nintex sometime.
I sold the Twitter account @Nintex to an Australian start-up for $5000 about a decade ago and used the money to buy my first car. It has increased in size and scope since. Ever since the algorithm has provided me with the perfect cover.

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Still it wouldn't surprise me if she did her research on my company and all. She is all about details.
And with how the dating scene is, I wouldn't blame her.

As for everything else, she knows about the games, she wanted to try them during COVID but didn't know where to start.
The movies she's really interested in. 

I nearly fucked up yesterday because she did test me. We talked about what places we visited. I mentioned London and she was like: "Why do you like England?". And my stupid ass forgot that Kenya used to be a British colony: "Well it has a very rich history". And she adjusted her hair, seat, folded her hands together and rested her chin on it and prepared for combat: "Nintex, I know AT LEAST 20 if not 80 if not 100 countries with a rich history" and I said: "Yes, true but..." "BUT WHAT NINTEX WHAT DOES ENGLAND HAVE THAT ALL THOSE OTHER COUNTRIES DON'T", "no other country has such a rich history of failure" and I've never seen someone change from furious anger to being in stitches that quickly. But I like that she has that passion and energy.

My edgy views on politics bothered her less than I expected, she felt the ESGs were a bit forced(her way of saying she's not into the trans stuff  ) but the climate is important to her. She thought my view on nuclear power being a good solution was interesting. To my surprise she has an X account actually because that's where the news is fastest she says, she has no real opinion on Musk but she's very pro AI and pro technology, which helps a lot. 

My red(head) fetish she knows about but she sees that as a challenge I think? And it works in her favor. I have to be less liberal with my social media feeds though, that's for sure. Removing and purging it all, that's forced but I musn't accidentally open my X feed and have a cosplay girl as every 2nd post.

That call was a smart move on her part, it removes the pre-date tension of figuring out if someone is actually 10 years older, 100 pounds heavier and if you have any chemistry at all or if there is going to be an awkward silence.

[DavidCroquet]

My red(head) fetish she knows about but she sees that as a challenge I think? And it works in her favor. I have to be less liberal with my social media feeds though, that's for sure. Removing and purging it all, that's forced but I musn't accidentally open my X feed and have a cosplay girl as every 2nd post.

No need. 

Just show her this resetera thread by way of explanation. "I abhor gooning, my dear, but you see it's these darned algorithms!"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-meta-platforms-fb-ig-feed-more-thirst-trap-content-than-other-social-media.1111431/

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but fr tho something is genuinely up with instagram. I can only guess they have the most inelegant user targeting imaginable (i.e. user is male, push T&A)