Conspiracy Theories

[benji]

[Nintex]

"Federal Agent" tried to kill RFK Jr.

[Nintex]

They're coming for Brand

[benji]

They're coming for Brand

[Polident]

It’s difficult to admit he got it right sometimes. Almost ten years ago to the date.

[Besticus Maximus]

They're coming for Brand

I hope this stupid cunt gets everything that's coming to him, having hated everything about him for a good few decades now. The least plausible internet guru of all time.

[Nintex]

It turns out Lauren Boebert's mystery man is a Democrat bar owner.

If I was a wagering enthusiast, I would bet this guy was paid to set her up.

She’s coming off a divorce, and she’s vulnerable. This guy comes into her life, charms her, seduces her and then probably gets her liquored up and takes her out in public. Stage set.

He then instigates her by fondling her in a theater that just happens to have night vision cameras right on them.  Then the whole incident is released to the public in what looks like high-definition video in an attempt to harm her reputation.

This is all way too convenient. Whether her date was a part of it or not, this seems like a well-coordinated setup. These types of tactics and traps are used all the time, and I would know.

[Nintex]

[benji]

Whether her date was a part of it or not, this seems like a well-coordinated setup.

If he's not part of it then where's the setup?

[Eric Cartman]

I hope this stupid cunt gets everything that's coming to him, having hated everything about him for a good few decades now. The least plausible internet guru of all time.

He's also basically fucking irrelevant in [CURRENT_YEAR], so while the press are tooting their own horns about their big exposé on a man who was always a sleazy poon-hound for what was basically a fucking TMZ celebrity takedown on someone who has no real career anymore except with internet conspiracy theory dickheads, still noone being held accountable for our schools and hospitals literally falling apart because they bought lidl concrete, still nobody finding out who Liz Truss's financial advisors who made out like fucking bandits short selling bonds were, still nobody looking into what MPs, Royals and Lords went to Epstein Island other than sacrificial goat randy andy, still no one looking into where those millions of pounds worth PPE contracts that BoJo handed out to friends, family and donors that literally never supplied a fucking thing, etc etc etc

Fucking shambles.

[benji]

The hell is a "wellness influencer"?

[Puffy Fucking Baby]

As long as he doesn't get nicked, Brand will be fine, if not even better off from this cuz his new audience aren't buying it and the mainstream was done with him long ago (and vice versa he will say).

[Eric Cartman]

As long as he doesn't get nicked, Brand will be fine, if not even better off from this cuz his new audience aren't buying it and the mainstream was done with him long ago (and vice versa he will say).

The poliss actively came out and said nobody has made any formal accusations or tried to press any charges and if anyone wants to even if it was ages ago to please come forward and make a statement

[Puffy Fucking Baby]

It being one of the top stories globally for the last 3 days won't make people more suspicious at all

Anyone know what biblical level event the globalists are trying to distract us from?

[Nintex]

It being one of the top stories globally for the last 3 days won't make people more suspicious at all

Anyone know what biblical level event the globalists are trying to distract us from?

The US military 'lost' an F35 that is flying somewhere on auto-pilot after the pilot ejected

[Nintex]

He was told about the stealth of the F35 (invisibility to radar) and he literally believes that it is invisible. Oh dear God. I can almost see the chipmunks hopping off the spinning wheel in his head.

Well, Trump was right again bozos

[Nintex]

All F35s grounded until we can figure out what the hell is going on

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Too much AI in the planes.

[Nintex]

[benji]

[Nintex]

[benji]

In the world we are building, convicted pedophiles will HANG.

And the following justices, who are still alive, will be tried for facilitating child rape.

Anthony Kennedy
John Paul Stevens
David Souter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Stephen Breyer

[Megamandrn001]

I hope this stupid cunt gets everything that's coming to him, having hated everything about him for a good few decades now. The least plausible internet guru of all time.

He's also basically fucking irrelevant in [CURRENT_YEAR], so while the press are tooting their own horns about their big exposé on a man who was always a sleazy poon-hound for what was basically a fucking TMZ celebrity takedown on someone who has no real career anymore except with internet conspiracy theory dickheads, still noone being held accountable for our schools and hospitals literally falling apart because they bought lidl concrete, still nobody finding out who Liz Truss's financial advisors who made out like fucking bandits short selling bonds were, still nobody looking into what MPs, Royals and Lords went to Epstein Island other than sacrificial goat randy andy, still no one looking into where those millions of pounds worth PPE contracts that BoJo handed out to friends, family and donors that literally never supplied a fucking thing, etc etc etc

Fucking shambles.

I remember it was like "TOMORROW THERE'S GOING TO BE A BIG STORY AND WE WON'T TELL YOU WHO" and when I saw it was Russell Brand my first thought was "Goddamn, is the UK having a slow news month? What, did your expose on Dennis Miller fall through?"

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

[Snoopy]

Accused of rape and bad sex. Conspiracy! Big tech! Surveillance! Deep state! Follow me on Rumble! Lol.

[Nintex]

You have to wonder if Brand created his cult following exactly for this purpose  

Then again it's pretty fucking wild that the UK government would summon platforms to demonitize him despite the fact that there are no official charges filed or court cases pending.
And just as many of his flings say they had a good time and he was respectful. 

I'm leaning towards this being another case where young naive women throw themselves at a celebrity biting off more than they can chew and regretting it later in life when they no longer find him as attractive or feel the need to cover themselves in case it comes out in the open.

Reporters contacted these women and years later they probably didn't want to say: "Just write in your newspaper I'm a total slut and sucking cock was my favorite hobby until I met my now husband who knows nothing about this".

[Snoopy]

I bet his lawyers are absolutely raging this morning. 

Lawyers - Ok Russell, it's not great but we have some leeway here. What we want you to do is keep your head down, and for God's sake stay off social media.

Russell - Conspiracy! Free speech! Big pharma! Join Rumble today!

[benji]

[Snoopy]

The majority of 9/11 survivors owned Apple Macs