Conspiracy Theories

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I'm reading too much Blue Boomer Twitter BECAUSE IT IS IS AMAZING:

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[TylenolJones]

Haven’t most of those people already been tried and executed by a military tribunal?



He needs to read more Michael Baxter.

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Was Biden’s regime behind the attack, or did it deliberately do everything it could to allow it to happen?

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[Potato]

Was Biden’s regime behind the attack, or did it deliberately do everything it could to allow it to happen?

Well, they fucked it up so it's plausible...

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Scott deleted this for some reason:

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[Polident]

I’m seeing two competing schizophrenic conspiracies. One is about the media naming the wrong guy. How it’s actually some antifa guy. Part of the basis is the image of the dead shooter appears to have switched up ear loops. Like the hot topic emo shit from the 2000s. The other states the guy is the guy, but he’s been groomed into the shooter. Based on appearing in a blackrock ad some years back.

We’re not 12 hour out yet. We can go further beyond.

[HardcoreRetro]

I can't believe Biden resurrected Corn Pop to have him shoot Trump.

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I’m seeing two competing schizophrenic conspiracies. One is about the media naming the wrong guy. How it’s actually some antifa guy. Part of the basis is the image of the dead shooter appears to have switched up ear loops. Like the hot topic emo shit from the 2000s. The other states the guy is the guy, but he’s been groomed into the shooter. Based on appearing in a blackrock ad some years back.

We’re not 12 hour out yet. We can go further beyond.

I saw people who had discovered he has an extensive military record. Despite, you know, being 20.

I think they were starting to explain this as his being fast-tracked so he could do this.

I'll never understand why nobody in these theories ever does things any simpler. I guess that wouldn't be as sporting for us to uncover and expose though.

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The left wing theories aren’t as fun, I’m afraid. They shift from Ozymandias’s hiring of an assassin to blanks and a blood capsule like the WWF. In the end, the modern lib imagination is limited by fictional media they consume.

[killamajig]

I looked up Director of the United States Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle and found this. 

Published 5:59 PM EDT, Wed August 24, 2022
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/24/politics/kim-cheatle-secret-service/index.html

President Joe Biden announced on Wednesday that he’s appointing Kimberly Cheatle to be the next director of the United States Secret Service, a selection that comes at what administration officials acknowledge is a critical time for the federal law enforcement agency.
Cheatle worked for the Secret Service for more than 25 years in numerous roles, including as part of the Vice Presidential Protective Division during Biden’s time as vice president. She left the agency as the assistant director of the Office of Protective Operations and is currently a senior director at PepsiCo North America.
“Jill and I know firsthand Kim’s commitment to her job and to the Secret Service’s people and mission. When Kim served on my security detail when I was Vice President, we came to trust her judgment and counsel,” Biden wrote in the statement. “She is a distinguished law enforcement professional with exceptional leadership skills, and was easily the best choice to lead the agency at a critical moment for the Secret Service. She has my complete trust, and I look forward to working with her.”

“I am confident that her skillset, combined with her fresh perspective, will ensure the Secret Service builds on its strong foundation to grow and evolve into an even more effective agency,” Mayorkas, whose agency oversees the Secret Service, said in a statement. “I thank Director Cheatle for heeding the call to return to public service and I look forward to working together to champion the work of the US Secret Service.”

Cheatle’s appointment comes after Murray announced in July that he would delay his planned retirement from the service as the agency faced inquiries from Congress and elsewhere over its deletion of text messages around January 6, 2021.
CNN previously reported that the US Secret Service erased text messages from January 5 and 6, 2021 – the day before and the day of the insurrection in Washington. The text messages at issue may have been deleted when the agency conducted a data migration of phones that began January 27, 2021.

Joe did it.

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why did he need his shoes and hat?

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[TylenolJones]

Boeing wouldn’t have missed

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[Nintex]

Why didn't they pull him off the stage first

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The implications of what happened are just mind boggling now that people are talking about Trump being saved by a miracle or divine intervention.

Trump says he went off script and asked his staff to put up a chart of the illegal migration numbers he had just seen.
He wanted to look at the chart, so he turned his head, which caused the bullet to hit his ear instead of his head.

Given the other victims it's also clear that the shooter fired at Trump multiple times. Trump is no small target by any means.

Along with the 'prophecy' that was made earlier, some people now believe it was an act of god and Trump apparently does too.
So god 'saved' Donald Trump by making him talk about illegal migration?  

"Put on the full of armor of god, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes"
Is a bible verse that matches the timestamp of the shooting 6:11.

There is also a bunch of hindus that believe Trump was saved by their god, because he saved their festival on the exact same day 48 years ago

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Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

It's from 2022.

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I live for Muppets whose only knowledge of guns comes from misinformed left wing media describing the mythical properties of the AR15 and movies.

The shooter used a gun chambered in 5.56mm. It's a relatively tiny projectile and if it only grazed his ear it wouldn't magically explode and cause catastrophic damage. Hell, entry and exit wounds from a 5.56mm projectile can often be barely visible.

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However, even if what they were saying were true and/or they understood guns/bullets, old footage of Trump would not show the current state of his ear.

I think Beschloss is funnier because he once was a respected academic "expert" about guns and people keep replying to him with post-shooting photos showing the teleprompters weren't hit yet he's continuing with his flying glass theory.

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Ultimately, what does it matter whether he was hot by the bullet or glass? 

Someone took a shot at killing one of the presidential candidates. Whether they succeeded or not, that's pretty fucked up. These idiots arguing over this crap are just fucking crazy.