Conspiracy Theories

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edit: They posted this further down in the thread:

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@controversialrebel5639
1 day ago (edited)
There needs to be an immediate full and thorough investigation and a forensic audit into the election results. Truth must prevail.

@terigamboa8907
3 days ago
YES!!! IT IS ABOUT TIME. A COMPLETE forensic audit of ALL 50 states!!!! WITHOUT using StarLink.

@michaelwagner7637
2 days ago
Presidential elections should always have a full election audit/recount

@masbigdaddy3846
1 day ago
RECOUNT..RECOUNT!..RECOUNT!  We need a recount. Any sensible person can see that “something is off” . They need to investigate this election. This is too weird.

@anthonyarce2654
3 days ago
Recount and charge Elon Musk for election interference

@integralsun
3 days ago
Leading up to the election Trump just didn’t seem to care about campaigning anymore. His rallies were poorly attended and his messaging was off the wall and low energy. In retrospect I believe he already knew the election was rigged and he was the winner.

@ArchivedTruths
3 days ago
It’s suspicious for him to win all 7 swing states! His last few rallies weren’t even remotely impressive nor had any enthusiasm.

@d.mikulka1662
2 days ago
If he actually won, why are they afraid of a recount? Can't question a pack of serial liars?

@verng8864
3 days ago (edited)
Yes, we need a forensic ballot audits done in every swing state

@MrSidney52
3 days ago
Results came in very quickly from red states, notorious for being academically, technically, challenged.

@keltonscott734
17 hours ago
The Software Malfunctions in 128 Counties in Pennsylvania alone, that couldn't be solved on Election Day, was the results of Starlink data hack and breach Tampering.

@gdorothyme
3 days ago
ANY network engineer worth their salt knows what happened!

@THSeaNotes
2 days ago
I was an e-poll technical support specialist at vote centers for the last 8 elections. We saw a plethora of issues this election. We keep the e-poll books plugged into power and online 24/7 during the election cycle. Battery draining, while plugged in was happening constantly at over 100 vote centers. Granted the ipads are 4 years old but still this was unusual behavior and we had no explanation for the draining. It would happen at night when not being used and it was happening during the day. We also the network icon clouds go from green to red constantly. After power off and power on the ipads would charge normally again. I saw no degraded signs in the batteries that would explain this. I did find that e-poll pad app was the main culprit for the battery loss. Seems very suspicious knowing that Starlink was involved. A recount should be requested.

@RachelRampage88
3 days ago
I've been saying this whole thing is super suss and sketchy.

   

[Nintex]

The reason is simple. Trump survived two assassination attempts. 

When he did it closed the window to try again without attracting a lot of heat and attention to the conspirators.
They're now simply trying to save their own skin, erasing any trail that could lead back to them. Not organizing fake protests.

That's how failed operations always work, the mission becomes containing the damage and covering up your tracks.

Same for the propaganda channels that are being dismantled. 
MSNBC can't be 100% certain that it wasn't a pawn to justify the killing of Hitler 2.0.

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[who is ted danson?]

wow trump is gonna get rid of all the rino senators and replace them with jake paul joe rogan and kid rock

[Polident]

The Kid Rock connection is always bizarre to me. The rest? I guess? Dana White and co built successful businesses. But Kid Rock was some music act from the 2000s and I doubt the new zoomed Trump base could name a single song from him. How sad for Dean Cain and Scott Bain that they’re not part of the inner circle.

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[Ribosome]

Wait am I supposed to be thanking or cursing Trump for Operation Warp Speed?

[Nintex]

O my god, I literally can't believe this.

[Potato]

Haha, imagine being suckered into buying dumb shit at inflated prices during a bullshit sale.

[booomer]

Haha, imagine being suckered into buying dumb shit at inflated prices during a bullshit sale.

Imagine spending $80.00 for a 16oz travel mug, anytime of the year.

[killamajig]

But the Amazon store front for QWERTY1234CHINA says this mug is normally selling for $999.99 is now on sale for $99.99 What a discount!! Gotta buy it



And holy fuck! A $180.00 smart mug 

Even if I was rich I couldn't bring myself to pay that much for a "smart" mug, I'd feel like an idiot.

[Nintex]

It's almost cute how she is nearly literally self aware.

Just literally don't tell her dad she bought that guys. He literally can't find out until his birthday.

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Wait am I supposed to be thanking or cursing Trump for Operation Warp Speed?

MAGA's defense on Twitter, and I'm not making this up, is that Trump was suckered into it by the fake news media and Fauci.

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Wait am I supposed to be thanking or cursing Trump for Operation Warp Speed?

MAGA's defense on Twitter, and I'm not making this up, is that Trump was suckered into it by the fake news media and Fauci.

Some people that pushed the vaccines and lockdowns heavily have actually turned around to Kennedy's position including Dr. Robert Redfield.

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US Special Forces on Monday arrested the criminal and former presidential candidate Kamala Harris on charges of treason after her flight, a standard Boeing 747 painted to mimic the highly classified VC-25s known as Air Force One and Air Force Two when an actual president or vice president is aboard them, landed at Joint Base Andrews following her weeklong Hawaiian vacation.

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Neither Harris nor her husband knew that half of her security detail had betrayed her and were feeding details on her movements and conversations to White Hats on the mainland. A growing number of Secret Service personnel, White Hat sources told Real Raw News, are working arduously to restore prestige to an agency that descended into darkness under Deep State rule. These federal “5th Columnists” were reportedly well-vetted prior to working alongside White Hats.

While in Hawaii “guarding” Harris, these agents told White Hats that a miserably depressed Harris had spent her vacation “chewing out her husband,” woefully bewailing her loss, which she scapegoated on both Donald Trump and Jill Biden. Harris purportedly trashed her vacation suite, hurling a pricey vase against a wall as she accused Trump of cheating and Jill of voting for him instead of her. When her husband, Doug Emhoff, tried to pacify her, suggesting that she accept the loss and retire from politics, Harris flung a coffee mug at his head—then blamed him for breaking it, saying, “See what you made me do.” When not berating her husband, she spent hours on the phone commiserating with fellow Democrats, asking many, including Chuck Schumer and AOC, whether she could legally refuse to certify the electoral vote for Trump and instead name herself the victor.

Although Harris had booked the suite through Tuesday, the Secret Service convinced her to leave a day early using a ploy White Hats had previously used to move Deep Staters around by concocting non-existent threats to their safety. They informed Harris that the Michigan Militia, a paramilitary Michigan-based organization founded in 1994 by Norman Olson, discovered the resort at which she was staying and had come to Hawaii to abduct her or summarily execute her. Fifty trigger-happy, bloodthirsty, MAGA-loving militia members were at that moment on a flight to Hawaii, they told her.

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However, he added, White Hats will force Harris to certify the electoral count before shipping her to GITMO.

“We apologize to Michigan Militia and hope they’re as happy as we are with the end result. Harris is finished,” our source said.

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You are sitting at home in the living room, or at the dining table, alone or with family, when a blinding white light shines through a window and piercing crepuscular rays impel an investigation. Gone are the moon and stars in a quadrant of the sky, obscured by the visage of an incorporeal bearded man adorned in pearlescent robes and a crown of thorns atop his head. Jesus Christ looms above you, his glowing arms splotched with blood where Roman soldiers drove spikes into his wrists.

Your neighbors are stepping outdoors, gazing skyward. Some fall to their knees in prayer or supplication. Others, mouths agape, just stare quizzically, pointing at the ethereal figure hanging in the sky miraculously. Cars on your block come to a screeching halt, nearly colliding with a man who, kneeling in the center of the road, cries out at the top of his lungs, “Take me, I’m ready.”

Finally the figure speaks, and certainly not soothingly. A thunderous voice echoes in the darkness. It is not the visible and glorious Second Coming for which we pray. Tribulation or Rapture is not at hand. The roaring voice sounds cross, and it anathematizes followers of Christianity for embracing and idolizing a false prophet and for stationing him above the Lord. The image of Christ reveals its nemesis: “Thou who hast worshipped Donald Trump be guilty of idolatry. Thou hast turned away from scripture and repent for thine sins and are deceived by the great deceiver. Thou must forsake Donald Trump the Destroyer and abide by thy true faith. Retribution to those who do not; Salvation for those who do. Trump the Destroyer must be stricken from thine hearts and minds, and from Earth. Only then will salvation come.”

The voice goes silent, and stillness fills the air. The image fades, and the moon and stars fill the sky again.

The scene described above could’ve occurred in skies across America Christmas night if White Hats this week hadn’t destroyed five advanced holographic projectors and five experimental space planes, each the size of an F-15 fighter jet, at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s (DARPA) clandestine “psychological manipulation” facility 35 miles southeast of Sacramento, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains.

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[Polident]

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Witness protection stunt.

Short United Health errbody.

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[Polident]

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[Uncle]

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/hot-ones-studio-sold-by-buzzfeed-for-82-5-million-to-soros-fund-sean-evans-and-other-investors/ar-AA1vK8FL

BuzzFeed announced a deal to sell First We Feast, the studio behind the popular YouTube chicken-wing-eating celebrity talk show "Hot Ones," for $82.5 million in cash to a group of investors.

The consortium of buyers includes First We Feast founder Chris Schonberger and "Hot Ones" host Sean Evans, alongside podcast and media company Crooked Media, Rhett & Link's Mythical Entertainment and Soros Fund Management, the investment firm founded by billionaire financier George Soros. First We Feast said additional investors will be announced at a later date.

But seriously, If buzzfeed owned hot ones why did they sell it? It's got to be the only thing that made money for them. Or do people still watch buzzfeed?

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What's the deal with all these drones, US officials are way to chill about it as local police is trying to figure out what is going on.

Looks like the US military has some new toys that they are testing out.

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Space Force

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There is just glowing orbs flying around now.

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